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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

actually married and my wife is bitching & GIVING ME A HARD TIME about me looking for some fresh pussy......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also, I don't understand why some woman describe themselves as curvy....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

better put Ruggers and Jezebel on overtime...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"better put Ruggers and Jezebel on overtime..."

They probably want to kill me now.

*hides*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone married you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock her in a cupboard.....if she can fit

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"actually married and my wife is bitching & GIVING ME A HARD TIME about me looking for some fresh pussy......

slap her arse and promise her a length at the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What magic is this upside down avatar?

Are you turning vampire or something? If soooooo.......

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Also, I don't understand why some woman describe themselves as curvy.... "

they use a circus mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also, I don't understand why some woman describe themselves as curvy.... "

Because CURVY IS A SHAPE NOT A SIZE you cheating asshole who i'd never dream of meeting, ever..!!!

ps...I'll message you later about meeting up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"someone married you?

I can almost smell the jealousy from here.

"What magic is this upside down avatar?

Are you turning vampire or something? If soooooo.......

I'm an astronaut and am currently orbiting the earth. If you think mine looks weird upside down you should see all yours to me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many bi men have you offered a cock suck to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone married you?

I can almost smell the jealousy from here.

ok that was my attempt at sarcasm and trying to be funny.. i dont even know you so explain why id be jealous of a fictional woman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok that was my attempt at sarcasm and trying to be funny.. i dont even know you so explain why id be jealous of a fictional woman?

Yes, I detected the humour and threw a little sarcasm back.

You've definitely blown it now - I'd never marry someone who couldn't tell that.

(this wink is to show I was joking again)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone married you?

I can almost smell the jealousy from here.

What magic is this upside down avatar?

Are you turning vampire or something? If soooooo.......

I'm an astronaut and am currently orbiting the earth. If you think mine looks weird upside down you should see all yours to me..."

Mine upside down wouldn't necessarily be abnormal to a man experienced in the art of 69.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok that was my attempt at sarcasm and trying to be funny.. i dont even know you so explain why id be jealous of a fictional woman?

Yes, I detected the humour and threw a little sarcasm back.

You've definitely blown it now - I'd never marry someone who couldn't tell that.

(this wink is to show I was joking again)"

haha (thats me laughing as i found it funny)

i shall go hide in a corner and cry a river of tears as i shall never marry you

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Erm you've got some little mark on your neck(it kind of looks radioactive but I'm sure is nothing to worry about)...just in case no one else has told you!

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

He's either been painting naked, or robbed a bank and got all the dye over his face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has peacock pox!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filthy man, to your room this instance

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's being all creative with his pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He has cock pox!!"

Oh my goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He has cock pox!!

Oh my goodness

.... how to make friends and influence people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His boyfriend ate too many skittles and jizzed on his face

'taste the rainbow'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His boyfriend ate too many skittles and jizzed on his face

'taste the rainbow'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has Gimp been let loose with his crayons?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"He has cock pox!!

Oh my goodness

.... how to make friends and influence people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His boyfriend ate too many skittles and jizzed on his face

'taste the rainbow'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyYO6l1oz-g

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am also looking for some fresh pussie for regular use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am also looking for some fresh pussie for regular use

wow you managed a whole sentence without mentioning your six pack or spunk gun. You deserve some pussy just for that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut the Kitchen door so you can't hear her moan!!

Oh he just went there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"His boyfriend ate too many skittles and jizzed on his face

'taste the rainbow'

Wow, someone doesn't take rejection well. I would have thought you'd of gotten used to it on here.

(here is a wink which denotes that I was joking)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am also looking for some fresh pussie for regular use

wow you managed a whole sentence without mentioning your six pack or spunk gun. You deserve some pussy just for that!!! "
Thanks and yes I must of forgot to mention my 6pack there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone married you?

I can almost smell the jealousy from here.

What magic is this upside down avatar?

Are you turning vampire or something? If soooooo.......

I'm an astronaut and am currently orbiting the earth. If you think mine looks weird upside down you should see all yours to me..."
Well at least

Its one way of haveing different _iews

Of things..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His boyfriend ate too many skittles and jizzed on his face

'taste the rainbow'

Wow, someone doesn't take rejection well. I would have thought you'd of gotten used to it on here.

(here is a wink which denotes that I was joking)"

Whats this rejection thing you speak of?

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What was the question.......?

Mrs Dolph

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was the question.......?"

More wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

skittle jizz - dare i say -- taste the rainbow - least youre the right way up for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your wife a hairy BBW?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is your wife a hairy BBW?"

OMG... you know her?

Please don't tell her I'm on here.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is your wife a hairy BBW?"

No, that's me. I'm plucking my chin this evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's actually Dr Who regenerating again. He didnt like being that old bloke.Couldnt get any meets on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actually worried about you now

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"How many bi men have you offered a cock suck to? "

Not enough

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