FabSwingers.com forum: Worst meet

By *organ and rob zombie OP Couple
over a year ago

bradford

I know it's been done before, it's just interesting and sometimes funny to hear the stories!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met one guy who just wanted to watch the xfactor

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao!!! x factor! that's time you will never get back

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the longest meet was when the fellas bike battery went ! We ended up sat on sofa for hours waiting until halfords opened so I could take him to get a new one lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met one guy who just wanted to watch the xfactor"

How long did that meet last??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met one guy who just wanted to watch the xfactor

How long did that meet last?? "

until Judges Houses!

Seriously, 30 mins then asked him to leave. Once he has gone I sat and watched x factor!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a bloke for a social @ 11am and he turned up half cut

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol x factor

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a bloke for a social @ 11am and he turned up half cut

Was it Gazza?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a bloke for a social @ 11am and he turned up half cut

Was it Gazza?"

I had one at midday, d*unk and wanted me to go on double whiskys

Ta ra

Her

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One put a Toilet roll on the Bed side cabinet.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

taking notes on not what to do

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One put a Toilet roll on the Bed side cabinet. "

Where the hell did he dump? And please god don't tell me he shouted "finished"!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spam - yuk! Can't stand it!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

tangy tasting pussy and full of bits of toilet paper.. mmm nice.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tangy tasting pussy and full of bits of toilet paper.. mmm nice."

Wooooahhhh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to go down on a woman and the stench was soo bad that I literally retched with my eyes streaming from the potent smell- had to say that I can't do this and left lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to go down on a woman and the stench was soo bad that I literally retched with my eyes streaming from the potent smell- had to say that I can't do this and left lol

OMG !!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ gives me shivers to this day lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I've had someone say "Can I call you a cab" mid fucking

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met one guy who just wanted to watch the xfactor"
Lol .didnt he not have a tv at home L or just wanted company watching it ? Pmsl

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had someone say "Can I call you a cab" mid fucking

WTF?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had someone say "Can I call you a cab" mid fucking

"
ohhhh no when I lived with a friend she did this once for a one night stand that was a crisp shag ! Thats bad ! Xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a cpl about a yr ago....the 3 of us had been having dirty conversation, we were all gently playing with ourselves and each other. Any skip forward an hour and just starting to do some dp....the hubby literally 10 seconds in screamed of fuck I'm gonna cum....He all over my cock as I was fucking his wife.

As I am not in the least bit interested in guys that way i didn't feel the greatest lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met one guy who just wanted to watch the xfactor

How long did that meet last??

until Judges Houses!

Seriously, 30 mins then asked him to leave. Once he has gone I sat and watched x factor!"
nag ver and wanked ? Lol I would have put up another meet ! Xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

I had one where the girl wanted me to 'suprise' her, beat her up and you know, the rest of it. I could tell that she wasn't all there though.

The meet lasted 20 mins, I awkwardly said, well, it was nice to have a coffee with you but we are not on the same wavelength.

She went even weirder and then I left. No lies, I as a man was scared. I felt as though she had laid a trap for me to fall into.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a cpl about a yr ago....the 3 of us had been having dirty conversation, we were all gently playing with ourselves and each other. Any skip forward an hour and just starting to do some dp....the hubby literally 10 seconds in screamed of fuck I'm gonna cum....He all over my cock as I was fucking his wife.

As I am not in the least bit interested in guys that way i didn't feel the greatest lol"

bit of extra lube for you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy asked me if he could come over after going fishing..would i gut the fish and cook it for him..hell yea..i wouldnt mind the scales and stench all over my stockings..Fuck that..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I arranged to meet a guy once after few weeks of flirting and chatting . Turned up and didn't know he had the most strongest german accent and pictures were years old , I made him a coffee and made my excuses for him to go ....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ay_yes_to_pinkyWoman
over a year ago

manchester

Worst one has to be a guy who put his hands on my throat and tired to choke me while trying to do bb said oh sorry didn't realise after I stopped him. He apologised me and hubby let him stay over night as we were all good friends and he had stayed a few times with his female partner as it was late. Then to top it all off stole my wedding money the day after when he left.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage

My worst meet was a women who said her photo was about 5 years old and her hair was now more natural than blonde.....

All sounded ok but when I turned up she was well into her 50's bad teeth (a real turn off) and not at all like the photo that was in fact her 28 yr old daughter .......

Had a coffee and left feeling somewhat cheated

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tormchaserMan
over a year ago

Bury

And what's wrong with that? He probably thought he was being considerate lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met one guy who just wanted to watch the xfactor"

I said sorry....it was just getting exciting and I wanted to know if Sam Bailey was going through or not...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst one has to be a guy who put his hands on my throat and tired to choke me while trying to do bb said oh sorry didn't realise after I stopped him. He apologised me and hubby let him stay over night as we were all good friends and he had stayed a few times with his female partner as it was late. Then to top it all off stole my wedding money the day after when he left.

"
Thats called rape any guy did that to a lady with me id cut hes cock off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/09/14 14:35:18]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your husband allowed a man to stay in your house after doing that to you?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our worst meet....late at a club

Both a bit d*unk it was 4am went back to there room, she was nasty and very aggressive, both forced to suck a boob each which made us giggle, I then faked an orgasm, hubby faked a headache, got out sharpish trying to keep a straight face, then just fell about laughing back in our room!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ay_yes_to_pinkyWoman
over a year ago

manchester

your husband allowed a man to stay in your house after doing that to you?

We didn't know he had stolen the money till the day after as it was kept safe in a separate purse with wedding gifts id bought that day as this gentleman met me earlier on in the day and helped me. The other stuff happened after my hubby had gone to bed. And me being too nice I believed his apology for the hands on me etc as it hadn't happened before in previous meets. Hence to say how I do things has completely changed now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ay_yes_to_pinkyWoman
over a year ago

manchester

[Removed by poster at 03/09/14 14:48:51]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ay_yes_to_pinkyWoman
over a year ago

manchester

Thats called rape any guy did that to a lady with me id cut hes cock off

Hence why I no longer meet single men I don't know that well. I took a two year break after this happened and since then I have mostly attended socials as I am not confident on my own still.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wasn't off fabs but....

I went from a work meeting to a social meet (which we'd been trying to fix for ages so had chatted for a while). I was still in corporate mode so went to shake his hand & give him a kiss on the cheek but he had no hand...!!!!

In my confusion I ended up over shaking his sleeve until he asked me to stop.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wasn't off fabs but....

In my confusion I ended up over shaking his sleeve until he asked me to stop.

I shouldn't laugh...but that is brilliant!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned up to meet a couple and when we got back to the hotel room n got naked he was covered in lots if Nazi skinhead tattoos (im half black) and she had drank to much and ended up puking and me tryin to fend her bf off whilst holding back her hair! And to make it worse after a hasty retreat the next morn I realised I'd left my bag and had to go get it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A guy came for a meet cycling 40 glus miles, was way past his expected meet time, but had great pumped legs and was a little worn - plus got soaked in an unexpected downpour. Got him a lift back, but it was ill thought through, though he had the best of intentions. That was not the worst, but reality fell far short of expectations, as he was so lovely. The worst was probably someone who cried and cried when I declined, as they were massively different in age and looks from pics. And then moaned about timewasters and expected money for travel. The emotional blackmail to have sex, as no-one else would know etc was something I hated. Worse was being in public with a guy who was going to pieces, with who knows what being assumed by those around us. All fairly tame, but not at all nice. Someone phoned a place I worked to spill sex secrets too but boss was very supportive

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a bloke for a social @ 11am and he turned up half cut

Was it Gazza?"

No but he wanted to go to the pub

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *organ and rob zombie OP Couple
over a year ago

bradford

We met at a party, the couple seemed really nice!! Till a bit later on, it all went a bit weird!!! I didn't really like him, plus he was very opinionated arrogant and a bit of a tool!!! He couldn't handle the fact nobody wanted to have sex with him, his mrs was trying to lure husbands upstairs etc.... She ended up crying as she did bb upstairs with a young lad and got caught!!! Ended up having to turf em both out, took some doing as well, as they both started getting shirty and aggressive!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been quite lucky really after reading that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst meet ???? Probably me and the mrs before we stopped drinking !!! We would fall out , argue, storm away even ar others houses

sorry guys but were a fuckin great meet now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet a couple with a friend, who locked there child in there bedroom. We had no idea until mid play when and my friend to the loo and could here the child crying as they'd wet the bed!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *efreeMan
over a year ago

North Staffs

I've had a few bad ones. Their young kids came in the room in the middle of things, I didn't even know they were in the house!

The couple who wanted me to go to their house and start with the wife and he was to come home and find us and give her a good hiding, a set up I reckon.

The nutty American woman who told me off for wearing my watch on my right hand! WTF?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technically not a meet this story but make you lol.... Talking to a lady from Lincoln ( date site)did the normal 10 questions, life ,family,religion etc but after a few days it become hard work. Without wanting to hurt or offend her i didn't answer her replies but feeling guilty i entered into another conversation with her, out of the blue she asked me "what's the naughties thing i done " BOOM i thought game on . Told her about fucking a lady in a hospital tv room and i asked her to tell me her dark naughty secret.... Her reply was "ONCE lied on my C.V !!!!!!!! I shit you not...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few.. but one that sticks out is a .meet with a couple.. after a drink we went to the bedroom.. was licking the lady of the couple then the guy joined in..mid fuck they had a fight about how much attention he was giving me.. I wanted to stop but women got emosh so I played with her till she soaked the bed. The. She begged me to go fuck her bfn in the front room.. safe to say he didn't last long.. I asked to be taken home and haven't met a.couple since or been with a lady. Totally been put off..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went on a social and met a women who had no front teeth, pretty face in the picture but she obviously wasn't smiling in the pics for no reason.. Can't blame her tho I mean would anyone really state on their profile 'p.s I have no front teeth'

I had to make an excuse and leave i tried to not be rude but I couldnt keep a straight face.

P.s. Lol she was 41 if anyone wants to know her age.. She wasn't a pensioner.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"wasn't off fabs but....

In my confusion I ended up over shaking his sleeve until he asked me to stop.

Shouldn't laugh but.......... Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YEs organised a so called shag with someone, came over, we just chatted on the bed and nothing happened, at least it was less that 2miles, so came home pretty quick and I didn't miss eastenders

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Jeez you and your hubby have a funny concept of 'friend'. I would have got rid of him asap. Hopefully he is not on fab either as I don't want to bump into him. Sounds a bloody nutcase.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/09/14 13:26:27]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *organ and rob zombie OP Couple
over a year ago

bradford

The thought of people locking their kids in the bedroom, just so they can have a meet, makes me uncomfortable!!!

Children shouldn't be subjected to this

Wrong!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet a couple with a friend, who locked there child in there bedroom. We had no idea until mid play when and my friend to the loo and could here the child crying as they'd wet the bed! "

OMG !!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Had one guy get the most spectacular shits just after I'd fucked his arse with a toy!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is easy...

Not long after I came back to the site (having previously been on for a short amount of time) and clearly unfamiliar with how these things work, I saw a status that had a phone number and a hotel not far from me. Asking for guys to join a couple.

So I chanced my arm had made contact. I noticed both were bi and stated that I was not. I even asked if that would be a problem. Query ducked. Should have been a flag. But I went and sure enough, there they were.

Before long, the woman backed off and was more interested in me receiving oral from the man. I stated my text and what my position on the matter was.

The woman then proclaimed "I want bi guys!". The guy was keen to oblige.

I made my position clear again, and was shown the door. In no uncertain terms

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *organ and rob zombie OP Couple
over a year ago

bradford

A dear friend of ours got shit on at a party, performing anal

He was very upset, the woman laughed, I would've been mortified

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should be put off for life after reading this thread.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ay_yes_to_pinkyWoman
over a year ago

manchester

Jeez you and your hubby have a funny concept of 'friend'. I would have got rid of him asap. Hopefully he is not on fab either as I don't want to bump into him. Sounds a bloody nutcase.

Oh believe me we got rid as soon as we noticed the money was gone reported him to the police his gf at the time is on here but to this date she has never apologised for his behaviour and then turned round and blamed me for the whole thing.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ay_yes_to_pinkyWoman
over a year ago

manchester

Jeez you and your hubby have a funny concept of 'friend'. I would have got rid of him asap. Hopefully he is not on fab either as I don't want to bump into him. Sounds a bloody nutcase.

This meet was after several social meets and a few club meets and them staying at ours a few times. Hence why I had no hesitation in meeting him solo as he was a friend or so we thought.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a late request to come to a party. She was supposed to be 30's (actually 50's but looked old and haggard for that!). Turned up with a "date" probably about 22 and looked like a rabbit in the headlights.

Give him his due tho he did fuck her (lasted about 3 mins poor lad)... Rest of us avoided her and had our own fun.

Turns out he had paid her for the date/sex....she gave us all details of her escort site.

We all told her we would verify her...but reported her to admin instead.

She is from shrub hill and did come back on the site! More honest about age but still - Blocked instantly!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Just checking no one has mentioned me

I've not had anything disastrous occur, but on one meet with a couple, we were all getting on famously, playing with each other when I told the guy he could fuck me if he had a condom. He asked his wife, who said 'yes' in a way that clearly meant 'yes - if you want me to pull your testicles out through your throat and then throw them in the blender'. This put a bit of a dampener on the night.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met a lad (off of a diff site) which was off his head on . We didn't realize till about half hour in. deffinatly r Worst meet by far!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers crossed touch wood ect we haven't experienced anything bad on any of our meets! Suppose the worst thing was a gent who had a sharp finger nail!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have not had any bad meets from here.

I did however agree to shag a guy from work after weeks of flirty texts.

He had suggested I wear nothing but heels which I did. So I'm laying on the bed posing, not a stitch on and he said......How are you ?

He was nervous and it showed!

I tried to calm him down while I stripped him off, but then he climbs inside the covers! By this point Ithought fuck this I would rather have a cuppa. Needless to say I didn't get any from the mumbling bag of nerves .

I sent him home thinking it was me that must have did something wrong but soon realised I was just to much for him

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had one guy get the most spectacular shits just after I'd fucked his arse with a toy!

Hahaha I spurted me drink at this!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst meet for me was definitely one club meet I had. We had arranged to meet via Fab. The bloke stunk of cigs. For whatever stupid reason I decided to go ahead and give him a blow job. I wretched as soon as his pants came off. His dick reeked of cigs and piss.

I made my excuses and went to another area in the club to play with people who know of basic hygiene.

There was another time in a club group room where some old guy tried to penetrate me anally without a condom and lube. I turned to him and told him off I'm front of the others. He left the room with his tail between his legs.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst meet for me was definitely one club meet I had. We had arranged to meet via Fab. The bloke stunk of cigs. For whatever stupid reason I decided to go ahead and give him a blow job. I wretched as soon as his pants came off. His dick reeked of cigs and piss.

I made my excuses and went to another area in the club to play with people who know of basic hygiene.

He was lucky to still have a tail! Ha! I think you'd have been quite within your rights to rip that tail right off for trying to bareback you without lube up the tradesmans entrance without consent!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hoping no newbies are reading this.

Has made me chuckle though.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made my excuses and went to another area in the club to play with people who know of basic hygiene.

He was lucky to still have a tail! Ha! I think you'd have been quite within your rights to rip that tail right off for trying to bareback you without lube up the tradesmans entrance without consent!"

Oh I certainly felt like doing so, but had my hands full at the time. I overheard another bloke telling him off too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread