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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So here is a thread to sign yourself up....if you are on fab and fancy a date...I mean a date date...however things can get frisky at the end of the night you never know....then sign up here...and say you are in....if someone takes your fancy then message them and get to know them...this is a bit of fun and don't ask to remove filters etc...I'm in

This is a bit of fun and we have all gathered what site this is, however there are some of us who would like to meet someone like minded and well just up for a laugh

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By *ybMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Will you note thread 1 otherwise if everyone duplicates here it will get to big rather quickly again

Mx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Will you note thread 1 otherwise if everyone duplicates here it will get to big rather quickly again

Mx"

This is thread 2 is that better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then I'm in again...

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By *ybMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Well Cheeky its a great idea but if a high number from the original thread jump in here we will keep spinning round in circles

However as the old thread slips down and off page 1 how you keep it current.

Might miss my ideal match

Mx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After (jokingly) turning my nose up at a similar-ish thread, here I am. Though this is a bit of an interesting variation. Lol

Count me in.

This could be interesting

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

If CC lists all those that are in ...

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

How are we meant to be getting these dates? Are you going to be matching us MissCheekyChops?! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To carry over from the previous thread, I'm in

for those who like ladies from the southern u.s., with brains, a quirky mischievous and playful sense of humor, who can cook but hires someone else to clean, is open minded and adventurous, and enjoys date type activities ranging from a walk in the beach to paintball (ssssooooooooo always wanted to go!) to....if you're very lucky.... naked twister

I do listen to country music, but also rock, classic rock, golden oldies, motown, pop, and classical.

Whew! Think that's me sorted, so if anyone is interested just message me. A southern Belle rarely chases, 'cause when we do we always catch what we chase

Now, misscc, have you by any chance seen my watergun, hun? I think i need to practice, just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt mind a date with a lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread 2, I'm still in and yet still don't have a date!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitly, count me in please miss cheeky love meeting new & interesting ppl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are we meant to be getting these dates? Are you going to be matching us MissCheekyChops?! X"

No it says if you see some one you like to message them

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

I'm in!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"If CC lists all those that are in ... "

Can't you do it, I'm packing,cooking dinner and general flapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonkers redhead saying hello

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'm in,,, my sales pitch

fun and friendly guy seeks a fun and friendly Lady

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"To carry over from the previous thread, I'm in

for those who like ladies from the southern u.s., with brains, a quirky mischievous and playful sense of humor, who can cook but hires someone else to clean, is open minded and adventurous, and enjoys date type activities ranging from a walk in the beach to paintball (ssssooooooooo always wanted to go!) to....if you're very lucky.... naked twister

I do listen to country music, but also rock, classic rock, golden oldies, motown, pop, and classical.

Whew! Think that's me sorted, so if anyone is interested just message me. A southern Belle rarely chases, 'cause when we do we always catch what we chase

Now, misscc, have you by any chance seen my watergun, hun? I think i need to practice, just in case. "

Oh I need to do my dating advert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I'm in

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"How are we meant to be getting these dates? Are you going to be matching us MissCheekyChops?! X

No it says if you see some one you like to message them"

Oh I see. No one pour moi then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for this

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Well, I'm slightly wacky but Sane fun typa girl...I love cooking and baking and like to have fun...I try and live life like it's the last day on this earth..I like visiting new places and a bit of a geek with museums...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure i'd be up for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thread 2, I'm still in and yet still don't have a date!!"

I volunteer...

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

***********announcement****************

You all have to do a dating advert.....tell us a wee bit about yourself etc...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm like the sweetest honey: difficult to get to, well defended by the bees and I look funny. However, once you get to know me, learn how to quieten the bees and see the honey rather than the hive you will enjoy every moment.

Any man looking to date me needs to think Taming of the Shrew rather than Romeo and Juliet. You will need to challenge me and keep me interested just as much as I will challenge you and keep you interested.

Films, theatre, musuems, galleries and dinners out all appeal to me. Once we get to know each other well, quiet nights in and hand in hand walks in the park are also on the cards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no good at selling myself

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I'm random, have a dirty sense of humour (but can be a 'lady' (almost)) love to laugh, love to sing, love to socialise. I'm a bit bonkers but in the best possible way. I can even be a little shy at times! Take me out if u want a giggle! (CRINGE!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had a date in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're up for meeting like minded people to have a laugh with.

We are - super laid back, friendly, happy people who love to have a few drinks and a bit of banter.

However, we are alcohol free for a couple of months so coffee or s it is!

P.s be careful not to let me (Shel) near your phone - I'm a pro at killing them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in too... haha

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

I'm in (Sean)

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

Here goes I'm Sean 45 ur old male live in Leicester originally from Kent. Genuine up for a laugh. Likes music films and support a comical football team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone sorted a date yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For that reason.

Im in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm fist

I've got a nice er fist!

I like ladies who like people who have nice er, fists but not for fisting because that can cause fistulas and that's not nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone sorted a date yet ? "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in advert below:

The was a young lady from London

She looked for a night out with fun in

Miss CC posted a thread

That may or may not end up in bed

She likes a long bath

Is a really good laugh

So nows your chance to jump in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone sorted a date yet ? "
not yet no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone sorted a date yet ?

No "

No No No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendly sociable guy looking for a lady who like to spend quiet nights in, going for long walks and candlelit dinners.

If that sounds perfect then get in touch.

That said

I'd prefer going to a footy match then down the pub for a few pints and a chinese with a lass who likes a good laugh

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield


"Has anyone sorted a date yet ? not yet no "

Do u want a date Kelly lol

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield


"Has anyone sorted a date yet ? not yet no "

Do u want a date Kelly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy, 35... chunky/fat.. loves to smile and laugh.. seeks lady to point and laugh along... haha

Well okay, polite, respectful friendly guy seeking smart cookie to dip in tea... hang on thats not right haha

Big lover of films, would like to meet film buddy to share popcorn and with the nights drawing in, cuddles on the sofa... awwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lib, 31, awesome.

That's enough, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jade, 23, weird, mental, awesome

Philosophy degree.

General interests: pubs, football, darts, snooker, sleeping, moaning, shagging?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Can someone just give me a shout when we need to go and buy hats. Thank ya kindly

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By *ogue78Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I'm in, though how many women appreciate a full on night complete with a racy repertoire of innuendos and filth??

We shall see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib, 31, awesome.

That's enough, right?"

I wish I'd written that, to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib, 31, awesome.

That's enough, right?

I wish I'd written that, to be honest "

But you are Trav not Lib

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

How is it going??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jane here

Bubbly chatty 43 year old

Life and soul of any party and always up for a laugh

Enjoy cosy nights in with a nice bottle of red wine or nights out on the town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone actually mailed other people on the threads... or are you all just waiting for other people to mail you?

Here ya go.... some lurrrve to get y'all warmed up.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Has anyone sorted a date yet ?

No

No No No "

Jigs would you like to go on a date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone actually mailed other people on the threads... or are you all just waiting for other people to mail you?

Here ya go.... some lurrrve to get y'all warmed up.

"

I stated in my advert that i do not chase.

As to whether I've been mailed, a lady wouldn't say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib, 31, awesome.

That's enough, right?"

I'm not in by the way - just being a douche as usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib, 31, awesome.

That's enough, right?

I wish I'd written that, to be honest

But you are Trav not Lib "

Touché

I got nothing that won't require painful exposition or backtracking

You knew what I meant

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me "

Lol budge up....

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

here goes

50 something blonde,has a mad dog but we can leave him at home.

likes,cinema,theatre,dinner out,and somebody with a good sense of humour

im a shortie 5 foot, but would wear heels for the right man,likes a good natter and a pint of real ale.

interesting or what!!!!

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex


"Can someone just give me a shout when we need to go and buy hats. Thank ya kindly"

Do you need an escort for that day when it comes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me

Lol budge up.... "

I got wine n crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib, 31, awesome.

That's enough, right?

I wish I'd written that, to be honest

But you are Trav not Lib

Touché

I got nothing that won't require painful exposition or backtracking

You knew what I meant "

I certainly didn't. I need things clearly spelling out for me, I'm a but slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib, 31, awesome.

That's enough, right?

I wish I'd written that, to be honest

But you are Trav not Lib

Touché

I got nothing that won't require painful exposition or backtracking

You knew what I meant

I certainly didn't. I need things clearly spelling out for me, I'm a but slow "

And also a bit slow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in as long as I get a snuggle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm no good at selling myself"

Seriously?? I beg to differ Mr PP xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib, 31, awesome.

That's enough, right?

I wish I'd written that, to be honest

But you are Trav not Lib

Touché

I got nothing that won't require painful exposition or backtracking

You knew what I meant

I certainly didn't. I need things clearly spelling out for me, I'm a but slow

And also a bit slow..."

When you put a in your reply, how can I press on with winding you up? Lol

That's it, I'm officially going soft... Oh wait

Words no woman wants to hear on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Friendly sociable guy looking for a lady who like to spend quiet nights in, going for long walks and candlelit dinners.

If that sounds perfect then get in touch.

That said

I'd prefer going to a footy match then down the pub for a few pints and a chinese with a lass who likes a good laugh "

Always wanted to go to a footie game and join in the singing and just to say that I've been to one...on the bucket list along with everything else, even though I'm a rugger girl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me "

Shift up room for me

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Has anyone sorted a date yet ?

No "

Come om you. ..lets have a drink and a smile one night soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such fun! I'm in x

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IM game why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib, 31, awesome.

That's enough, right?

I wish I'd written that, to be honest

But you are Trav not Lib

Touché

I got nothing that won't require painful exposition or backtracking

You knew what I meant

I certainly didn't. I need things clearly spelling out for me, I'm a but slow

And also a bit slow...

When you put a in your reply, how can I press on with winding you up? Lol

That's it, I'm officially going soft... Oh wait

Words no woman wants to hear on here "

I suppose at some point it's inevitable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buxom African Minx who is a lover of life, quite a bit of a foodie, enjoys a fab full bodied red wine, laughs alot perhaps a bit too loudly, good socialiser, confident and at the best of times can fluff up quite badly. Say hi if you would like to mingle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I'm interested... but I bet the men to women ratio

will be huge in favour of the sausage feast (men)

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me

Lol budge up....

I got wine n crisps "

Vodka for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib, 31, awesome.

That's enough, right?

I wish I'd written that, to be honest

But you are Trav not Lib

Touché

I got nothing that won't require painful exposition or backtracking

You knew what I meant

I certainly didn't. I need things clearly spelling out for me, I'm a but slow

And also a bit slow...

When you put a in your reply, how can I press on with winding you up? Lol

That's it, I'm officially going soft... Oh wait

Words no woman wants to hear on here

I suppose at some point it's inevitable

"

Translation: Can't think of anything remotely subtle to say in response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in x

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I did ask you out CC.

Now get off that shelf.....and let me up there.

'(Grumble) forgetting about me (huff), bloody shelf (moan, whimper)'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't had a date in ages "

No, me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just register here:

http://www.fabflirts.com/

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

As CC jas chosen to forget me...

Very tall, killer-heel friendly, cheerful chappy looking for a relaxed and sensuous evening.

Strapping guy(in more ways than one) likes most things except football and marzipan.

Let's go out and see if we ever bother to come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be flying to Aberdeen for a social next month,

So I think I can manage diving for a hour or two for a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were in..

Half a century has got me a nice round of applause for a life well lived so far, however I now want live to every day to the full.

I'm a romantic old soul with a love of sport, music of most varieties, the spiritual, philosophical and psychological aspects of life and comedy.

I have a keen and wicked sense of humour. I am open, sociable and love good conversation and having fun.

I write songs, sing and play the guitar and dabble with poetry. I've run my own business for 18 years and love the freedom that gives me.

I like to cook and have a penchant for red wine, real ale and more recently cocktails.

I have a continually expanding of interests but be warned I am a big football fan..

I also like travelling to see new places, romantic candlelit dinners, nights out on the town, socialising with friends and new people, quiet nights in front of the fire, or walks and cycling in the countryside to name a few.

If you think we might just click, then click on message and let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone write my ad for me please. I'm crap at it, hence the reason I'm still single!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"

Why not just register here:

http://www.fabflirts.com/

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Because it's shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in? yes, I'm married but we need a date too. perhaps honesty will tick someone's box

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"

Why not just register here:

http://www.fabflirts.com/

Because it's shit "
succinct....but true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear lord what the hell, if you all find, thee one, which incidentally, I hope you. X

There's going to be nobody left on this mad cap crazy site!! xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'll date someone but be mindful I rarely leave Brighton.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Just 'true swingers'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I were in..

Half a century has got me a nice round of applause for a life well lived so far, however I now want live to every day to the full.

I'm a romantic old soul with a love of sport, music of most varieties, the spiritual, philosophical and psychological aspects of life and comedy.

I have a keen and wicked sense of humour. I am open, sociable and love good conversation and having fun.

I write songs, sing and play the guitar and dabble with poetry. I've run my own business for 18 years and love the freedom that gives me.

I like to cook and have a penchant for red wine, real ale and more recently cocktails.

I have a continually expanding of interests but be warned I am a big football fan..

I also like travelling to see new places, romantic candlelit dinners, nights out on the town, socialising with friends and new people, quiet nights in front of the fire, or walks and cycling in the countryside to name a few.

If you think we might just click, then click on message and let me know

"

Well brother dear that's one hell of an add, I hope she's out there! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear lord what the hell, if you all find, thee one, which incidentally, I hope you. X

There's going to be nobody left on this mad cap crazy site!! xx"

I won't hold my breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in. Looking forward to a few messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I were in..

Half a century has got me a nice round of applause for a life well lived so far, however I now want live to every day to the full.

I'm a romantic old soul with a love of sport, music of most varieties, the spiritual, philosophical and psychological aspects of life and comedy.

I have a keen and wicked sense of humour. I am open, sociable and love good conversation and having fun.

I write songs, sing and play the guitar and dabble with poetry. I've run my own business for 18 years and love the freedom that gives me.

I like to cook and have a penchant for red wine, real ale and more recently cocktails.

I have a continually expanding of interests but be warned I am a big football fan..

I also like travelling to see new places, romantic candlelit dinners, nights out on the town, socialising with friends and new people, quiet nights in front of the fire, or walks and cycling in the countryside to name a few.

If you think we might just click, then click on message and let me know

Well brother dear that's one hell of an add, I hope she's out there! X "

I am sure she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib, 31, awesome.

That's enough, right?

I wish I'd written that, to be honest

But you are Trav not Lib

Touché

I got nothing that won't require painful exposition or backtracking

You knew what I meant

I certainly didn't. I need things clearly spelling out for me, I'm a but slow

And also a bit slow...

When you put a in your reply, how can I press on with winding you up? Lol

That's it, I'm officially going soft... Oh wait

Words no woman wants to hear on here

I suppose at some point it's inevitable

Translation: Can't think of anything remotely subtle to say in response "

Did I just render you speechless?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me

Lol budge up....

I got wine n crisps

Vodka for me "

I have JD

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn


"plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me "

My shelf (of 8 years) has curtains on the huh and soft carpets. I am on the shelf as don't take no crap from a guy and the first sign of seeing anything like eh husband I am iff in opposite direction lol.

My add... (tongue in cheek)

Opiniated and outspoken busty lady seeks talk man with a strong backbone for very occasional fun. Must not be OCD but accept a fabulous lady on a fabulous shelf as that is where she is comfy. Will take one hell of a man to get me of shelf lol.

Any man brave enough may see the softie inside and feel the love.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'll date someone but be mindful I rarely leave Brighton. "

Hmmm....I'd consider Hove.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me "

Budge up please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear lord what the hell, if you all find, thee one, which incidentally, I hope you. X

There's going to be nobody left on this mad cap crazy site!! xx"

Of course there will be, they'll be back as swinging couples

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me

Lol budge up....

I got wine n crisps

Vodka for me

I have JD "
who said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me

Lol budge up....

I got wine n crisps

Vodka for me

I have JD who said that "

Me

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

ill sign mid 20's guy from Bucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me

Lol budge up....

I got wine n crisps

Vodka for me

I have JD who said that "
double vodka and redbull itll give me wings lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intelligent Scotsman, 45 (today) lover and poet Im in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lib, 31, awesome.

That's enough, right?

I wish I'd written that, to be honest

But you are Trav not Lib

Touché

I got nothing that won't require painful exposition or backtracking

You knew what I meant

I certainly didn't. I need things clearly spelling out for me, I'm a but slow

And also a bit slow...

When you put a in your reply, how can I press on with winding you up? Lol

That's it, I'm officially going soft... Oh wait

Words no woman wants to hear on here

I suppose at some point it's inevitable

Translation: Can't think of anything remotely subtle to say in response

Did I just render you speechless? "

Not for the first time. Not for the last

Once I've got a good night's sleep, speech will flow like a waterfall... Or a leaky tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I were in..

Half a century has got me a nice round of applause for a life well lived so far, however I now want live to every day to the full.

I'm a romantic old soul with a love of sport, music of most varieties, the spiritual, philosophical and psychological aspects of life and comedy.

I have a keen and wicked sense of humour. I am open, sociable and love good conversation and having fun.

I write songs, sing and play the guitar and dabble with poetry. I've run my own business for 18 years and love the freedom that gives me.

I like to cook and have a penchant for red wine, real ale and more recently cocktails.

I have a continually expanding of interests but be warned I am a big football fan..

I also like travelling to see new places, romantic candlelit dinners, nights out on the town, socialising with friends and new people, quiet nights in front of the fire, or walks and cycling in the countryside to name a few.

If you think we might just click, then click on message and let me know

Well brother dear that's one hell of an add, I hope she's out there! X "

Shamoooooonesistafocker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intelligent Scotsman, 45 (today) lover and poet Im in x"

OoooooooOooooooOooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me

Budge up please "

still plenty of room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intelligent Scotsman, 45 (today) lover and poet Im in x"

Happy Birthday

But am not going on a date with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me

Budge up please

still plenty of room "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intelligent Scotsman, 45 (today) lover and poet Im in x

OoooooooOooooooOooooo "

Does that include a "lah lah"

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me

Lol budge up....

I got wine n crisps

Vodka for me

I have JD who said that

Me "
aaar nectar of the gods,a large one please just the one ice cube and no mixer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intelligent Scotsman, 45 (today) lover and poet Im in x

Happy Birthday

But am not going on a date with you "

Cheers mate, on both counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women in this forum are fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intelligent Scotsman, 45 (today) lover and poet Im in x

OoooooooOooooooOooooo

Does that include a "lah lah" "

Possibly. I haven't yet decided if the 'lah lah' is permissibly ladylike.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Can someone just give me a shout when we need to go and buy hats. Thank ya kindly

Do you need an escort for that day when it comes? "

Deal.

And that my friends is how you get a date

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Can someone just give me a shout when we need to go and buy hats. Thank ya kindly

Do you need an escort for that day when it comes?

Deal.

And that my friends is how you get a date "
smooooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"plenty of room on the shelf if anyone wants to join me

Lol budge up....

I got wine n crisps

Vodka for me

I have JD who said that

Me aaar nectar of the gods,a large one please just the one ice cube and no mixer "

perfect but I'll skip the ice in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intelligent Scotsman, 45 (today) lover and poet Im in x

Happy Birthday

But am not going on a date with you "

Can we do a threeway date?

It's on my bucketlist, honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intelligent Scotsman, 45 (today) lover and poet Im in x

OoooooooOooooooOooooo

Does that include a "lah lah"

Possibly. I haven't yet decided if the 'lah lah' is permissibly ladylike. "

Lets take it slow, gimme a "lah" how's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intelligent Scotsman, 45 (today) lover and poet Im in x

OoooooooOooooooOooooo

Does that include a "lah lah"

Possibly. I haven't yet decided if the 'lah lah' is permissibly ladylike.

Lets take it slow, gimme a "lah" how's that? "

OoooooooooOoooOoooo! I'd forgotten the cheeky scots charm. *melts*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone just give me a shout when we need to go and buy hats. Thank ya kindly

Do you need an escort for that day when it comes?

Deal.

And that my friends is how you get a date "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thread 2, I'm still in and yet still don't have a date!!"
how you dont have a date is unbelievable you're gorgeous

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Can I just say it's great to see newbies posting.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in ...and very much near the bottom of the barrel....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intelligent Scotsman, 45 (today) lover and poet Im in x

OoooooooOooooooOooooo

Does that include a "lah lah"

Possibly. I haven't yet decided if the 'lah lah' is permissibly ladylike.

Lets take it slow, gimme a "lah" how's that?

OoooooooooOoooOoooo! I'd forgotten the cheeky scots charm. *melts* "

Poem on the way x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Boom! I'm rescinding my offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just say it's great to see newbies posting..... "
i thought to myself eh why not might get lucky and meet an amazing woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in ...and very much near the bottom of the barrel.... "

Give over, you're no where near the bottom of the barrel, you're one of the good ones on here

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield


"here goes

50 something blonde,has a mad dog but we can leave him at home.

likes,cinema,theatre,dinner out,and somebody with a good sense of humour

im a shortie 5 foot, but would wear heels for the right man,likes a good natter and a pint of real ale.

interesting or what!!!! "

Ok u got me with the ale lol

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"I'm in"

Contessa,

Next time I am in Bury I will take you for meal somewhere or a beer at the Masons Arms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone sorted a date yet ?

No

Come om you. ..lets have a drink and a smile one night soon "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

Contessa,

Next time I am in Bury I will take you for meal somewhere or a beer at the Masons Arms.

"
. Ok your on

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Has anyone actually mailed other people on the threads... or are you all just waiting for other people to mail you?

Here ya go.... some lurrrve to get y'all warmed up.

"

I have sent some messages to men. No one was coming to my get my honey so I put some in a jar and took it to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well..how could I really resist

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think.... Er... Ladies are just.... Um... Biding their time... Erm, yeah, just waiting for the right moment to message me

... That's the one. I think that was convincing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think.... Er... Ladies are just.... Um... Biding their time... Erm, yeah, just waiting for the right moment to message me

... That's the one. I think that was convincing "

Very!..not to sure about the face full of teeth, may have just given it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, if any ladies are in Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think.... Er... Ladies are just.... Um... Biding their time... Erm, yeah, just waiting for the right moment to message me

... That's the one. I think that was convincing

Very!..not to sure about the face full of teeth, may have just given it away "

Just a bit. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am In

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think.... Er... Ladies are just.... Um... Biding their time... Erm, yeah, just waiting for the right moment to message me

... That's the one. I think that was convincing

Very!..not to sure about the face full of teeth, may have just given it away "

What are you saying about my teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am In "
a northwest lass get in

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I'm still in

43, tall n wobbly with wit and attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think.... Er... Ladies are just.... Um... Biding their time... Erm, yeah, just waiting for the right moment to message me

... That's the one. I think that was convincing

Very!..not to sure about the face full of teeth, may have just given it away

Just a bit. Lol"

us men...We like to be subtle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think.... Er... Ladies are just.... Um... Biding their time... Erm, yeah, just waiting for the right moment to message me

... That's the one. I think that was convincing

Very!..not to sure about the face full of teeth, may have just given it away

What are you saying about my teeth? "

Erm?.........(sneaks out the back door)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still in

43, tall n wobbly with wit and attitude "

Sold!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can someone just give me a shout when we need to go and buy hats. Thank ya kindly

Do you need an escort for that day when it comes?

Deal.

And that my friends is how you get a date "

Goal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone just give me a shout when we need to go and buy hats. Thank ya kindly

Do you need an escort for that day when it comes?

Deal.

And that my friends is how you get a date

How easy was that..don't know what all these single M are worrying about. .it simples! ha

Goal! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think.... Er... Ladies are just.... Um... Biding their time... Erm, yeah, just waiting for the right moment to message me

... That's the one. I think that was convincing

Very!..not to sure about the face full of teeth, may have just given it away

Just a bit. Lol

us men...We like to be subtle lol"

Speak for yourself, bro. I'm as straight talking as they come

*Waits for the collective 'excuse me?'*

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

count me in xx

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By *idpunkMan
over a year ago

carrickfergus

I'm up for it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm in "

Ok, Mysteriousguy, where are you planning on taking me on this date, now I don't mean a luke warm bovril and a manky pasty at Loftus Rd. I feel like a woman, and as such I think you should treat me as one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too far away to be in looks fun though, enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in......west mids / Worcs here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I woke up to find an offer in my in box ....just too far away oh well still in ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *ripodTimMan
over a year ago

Chippenham

Count me in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im all in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in too!

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By *uts123Man
over a year ago

Nr Ipswich

In for a penny in for a pound

Sounds like it could be fun

Let's see what comes around!

I'm in!!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I'm still in

43, tall n wobbly with wit and attitude

Sold! "

Grab your coat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit later on to help Miss CC out I'll do a list for the 3rd thread of everyone who's in, their gender, age and location. When you're out post on the thread and I'll take you off the list.This could run for a while so I'll see what Miss CC wants to do about it while she's on holiday

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