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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Post a funny line from a film then let people guess which film.

I have two off the top of my head:

We have a wookie down.

Well, shit in a bag and punch it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever have"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you order a berm?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange whip? who wants an orange whip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever have"

Car wash

The post underneath is the pink panther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orange whip? who wants an orange whip?"
blues brothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you order a berm?. "

Inspector Clouseau if I'm not mistaken.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Did you order a berm?.

Inspector Clouseau if I'm not mistaken. "

Ah of course! ! The penny drops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok my turn

"Tell me is it twue? Ooh, it's twue it's twue!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely you can't be serious...?"

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Ok my turn

"Tell me is it twue? Ooh, it's twue it's twue!""

Blazing Saddles (Lily Von Schtup)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

""Surely you can't be serious...?"

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley""

Airplane

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

""Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!""

Airplane

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

Back to the Future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a man.

Nobody's perfect.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

Blazing Saddles

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I'm a man.

Nobody's perfect. "

Some Like it Hot

Can nobody get the first two I posted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cockpit. What is it?

It's the little room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that's not important right now.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"The cockpit. What is it?

It's the little room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that's not important right now."

Airplane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a toy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a man.

Nobody's perfect.

Some Like it Hot

Can nobody get the first two I posted?"

Other than maybe a Star Wars film for the first, we haven't a clue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are a toy!"

Surely that should be ' YOU ARE A TOOOOOOOYYYYYYY!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a man.

Nobody's perfect.

Some Like it Hot

Can nobody get the first two I posted?

Other than maybe a Star Wars film for the first, we haven't a clue. "
it was starwars, probably part 6 or something.

Get that walking carpet outa my way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a man.

Nobody's perfect.

Some Like it Hot

Can nobody get the first two I posted?"

Struggling with them, but they sound like I should know them.

An easy one this.

Bought a car, turned out to be an alien, who knew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the first one from Spaceballs

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Post a funny line from a film then let people guess which film.

I have two off the top of my head:

We have a wookie down.

Well, shit in a bag and punch it."

51st State...... I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a wookie down."

Four Lions

"Well, shit in a bag and punch it."

Formula 51

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By *iuliettaWoman
over a year ago

DEVIZES

beat me to it!

the 51st state AKA the formula

gotta love a bit of meatloaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought a car, turned out to be an alien, who knew. "

Transformers

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Post a funny line from a film then let people guess which film.

I have two off the top of my head:

We have a wookie down.

Well, shit in a bag and punch it."

Four Lions

51st state

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post a funny line from a film then let people guess which film.

I have two off the top of my head:

We have a wookie down.

Well, shit in a bag and punch it."

is the second one 51st states?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you order a berm?.

Inspector Clouseau if I'm not mistaken. "

To be more specific, The Revenge of the Pink Panther.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I'm a man.

Nobody's perfect.

Some Like it Hot

Can nobody get the first two I posted?

Other than maybe a Star Wars film for the first, we haven't a clue. it was starwars, probably part 6 or something.

Get that walking carpet outa my way!"

Nope it's Four Lions - near the end.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Post a funny line from a film then let people guess which film.

I have two off the top of my head:

We have a wookie down.

Well, shit in a bag and punch it.

is the second one 51st states? "

Yay! Correct.

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By *iuliettaWoman
over a year ago

DEVIZES

“take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. "

Easy. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get that walking carpet outa my way!"

Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sheriff's getting nearer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the money, for the glory, and for the fun. Mostly for the money.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sheriff's getting nearer

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blazin saddles

Smokin!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How may I help you?

You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

May I see your rental agreement?

I threw it away.

Oh boy.

Oh boy, what?

You're fucked!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Get the Gimp outta the box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh, all right. Two points, ah, two flats, & a packet of gravel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I caught you a delicious bass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How may I help you?

I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

May I see your rental agreement?

I threw it away.

Oh boy.

Oh boy, what?

You're fucked! "

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

1st guy:-"Hey man you fucked up your Ferrari".

2nd guy:-"It's not mine".

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Get the Gimp outta the box!"

Pulp Fiction.

'I don't need a gun; I've got a Donk.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How may I help you?

I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

May I see your rental agreement?

I threw it away.

Oh boy.

Oh boy, what?

You're fucked!

Planes, Trains and Automobiles"

CORRECT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the Gimp outta the box!

Pulp Fiction.

'I don't need a gun; I've got a Donk.'

Crocodile Dundee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I don't need a gun; I've got a Donk.'

Crocodile Dundee II

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Hey what's with this fucking tie business?......

Huh forget about my fucking tie man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubber dinghy rapids"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you ever gonna get a job, Billy, if you break the director guy's nose before you even got the part?

I didn't mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Ahh, all right. Two points, ah, two flats, & a packet of gravel!"

Life of Brian

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Who's brain is it?

Erm, Abi somebody.

Abi somebody?

Yes, Abi Normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.""

Full Metal Jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's brain is it?

Erm, Abi somebody.

Abi somebody?

Yes, Abi Normal."

Young Frankenstein

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

""Rubber dinghy rapids"

Four Lions

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a fucking window.

What's the fucking charge for being pushed out of a moving car? Fucking jaywalking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a fucking window.

What's the fucking charge for being pushed out of a moving car? Fucking jaywalking?"

Beverly Hills Cop

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a fucking window.

What's the fucking charge for being pushed out of a moving car? Fucking jaywalking?

Beverly Hills Cop"

Correct.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh, all right. Two points, ah, two flats, & a packet of gravel!

Life of Brian"

D89, I think you may well come under the 'film buff', label!!

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Ahh, all right. Two points, ah, two flats, & a packet of gravel!

Life of Brian

D89, I think you may well come under the 'film buff', label!!

I love that scene!

How about ... I'll have what she's having.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about ... I'll have what she's having."

Was this from When Harry Met Sally?

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"How about ... I'll have what she's having.

Was this from When Harry Met Sally?"

Correct.

Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life. "

Hot Shots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot Shots?"

Spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction."

Monty Python's Holy Grail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you?

I'm your worst nightmare.

No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.

Okay, allright, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Nope - don't know that one.

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over a year ago

"Who are you?

I'm your worst nightmare.

No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.

Okay, allright, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there. "

Loaded Weapon?

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Somebody's got to go back and get a shitload of dimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sheriff's getting nearer

blazin saddles

Smokin!!!"

Yep "phawp"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my hand take my good hand

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a fucking window.

What's the fucking charge for being pushed out of a moving car? Fucking jaywalking?

Beverly Hills Cop

Correct.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room."

Dr Strangelove (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb)

Put the bunny back in the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the bunny back in the box"

Easy. Con Air

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Did you order a berm?. "
not now kato you fool

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Did you order a berm?. not now kato you fool"

The Pink Panther

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I'm gettin' on me own nerves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Eastbound and down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says woody to buzz?

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

nice beaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nice beaver"

The Naked Gun

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

JEHOVAH-JEHOVAH-JEHOVAH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Blues Brothers

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

lip balm?

Mom where's the meatloaf ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at this hand

Steady as a rock

The trouble is I shoot with this (shaky) hand

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

You lucky b**tard.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Says woody to buzz? "

Toy Story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You use your tongue better than a $20 whore

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"You lucky b**tard."

Life of Brian

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"You use your tongue better than a $20 whore"
Blazing Saddles

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Look at this hand

Steady as a rock

The trouble is I shoot with this (shaky) hand"

Blazing Saddles

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