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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

toast always lands butter side down.....and cats always land on their feet........what would happen if i taped a slice of toast to Penny's back and threw it outta the upstairs window??

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It's science Jim.....but not as we know it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"toast always lands butter side down.....and cats always land on their feet........what would happen if i taped a slice of toast to Penny's back and threw it outta the upstairs window??

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It's science Jim.....but not as we know it "
I would come n hunt you down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feeling the love for penny today hahahaha

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

never tried cat on toast ! ! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"never tried cat on toast ! ! ! "

....ooooh....that'll be a new toastie filling to try out

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"never tried cat on toast ! ! !

....ooooh....that'll be a new toastie filling to try out "

toast penny first.it will give them an even chance.its scientific so itll be aloud.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

better still toast penny,then put butter on her back.drop her out of the window,problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pulling on my white coat now

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"pulling on my white coat now "

how did it go stu.butter side,or paw side.the whole scientific community await the results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The science can be explained quite easily in this instance:

The slice of hardened bread would act as an aerofoil and give the cat vertical lift as it glided and it would therefore travel further than you intended and land gently in next door's pond and drown. The cat may try to crawl out of the water, (because it's instinct regarding water is get the fuck out of it as soon as possible), but the hardened bread and now become soggy and the moggy can't get away from it fast enough and it's dilemma is compounded by the fact that the tape is still stuck to it's back and has got caught on some reeds.

My suggestion for a successful test of this experiment is to fill next door's pond with cement (killing the fish in the process), and then the cat can glide down safely to earth and get eaten by next door's dog, and as dogs prefer not to eat hardened bread when a nice juicy cat is available you will be left with just the toast stuck to half of the remaining piece of tape.

The equation is written out thus:

Cat+Toast-(Dog+Cat)=(Toast-Dog)+Farmer

~ The Cat is toast

~ The Toast is ..um..Toast

~ The Dog is toast as it choked on the other half of the tape

~ Your next door neighbour already wants to shoot you for flashing his daughter, and now you've choked his dog with your cat, killed his fish AND cemented his garden pond:

You are Toast too.

Knowledge is the Bomb!

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