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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pic a nic.

I hope yogi bear isn't there

Anyone coming?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Depends on the quality of the sandwiches ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tuna or ham or ham and coleslaw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a lovely day to be outdoors - shame hes at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in.

"

funny thing you do with your tongue there pop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its a lovely day to be outdoors - shame hes at work "

A aaaaw, come to our pic a nic.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have you got a lock on your pickernick basket?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Count me in.

"

Yey! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its a lovely day to be outdoors - shame hes at work

A aaaaw, come to our pic a nic."

be closer to a midnight feast by the time i get there - thanks tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in.

funny thing you do with your tongue there pop "

...it shall make the picnic interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring the gingham picnic rug.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes! We forgot the rug, you're very close too as we're just over there..

Yes we havery chains and a combination lock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tuna or ham or ham and coleslaw?"
didnt the petrol station have any others left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working in shields today - the beach is nice and quiet now schools back and the lees would be lovely for a little hidden sunbathing .

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got one of those mesh type cover thingys to stop the wabbies munching those delicious sounding sarnies

Oooh, I'll pick up a bag of Cheese & Onion as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working in shields today - the beach is nice and quiet now schools back and the lees would be lovely for a little hidden sunbathing .

"

Would that be north or south?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tuna or ham or ham and coleslaw?didnt the petrol station have any others left?"

Now hey, I'll have you know we made them all by ourselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got one of those mesh type cover thingys to stop the wabbies munching those delicious sounding sarnies

Oooh, I'll pick up a bag of Cheese & Onion as well "

Brilliant! Can you get some sweet chilli sensations too please....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working in shields today - the beach is nice and quiet now schools back and the lees would be lovely for a little hidden sunbathing .

Would that be north or south?"

South and just about to leave work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working in shields today - the beach is nice and quiet now schools back and the lees would be lovely for a little hidden sunbathing .

Would that be north or south?

South and just about to leave work "

Are you going for a swim now then?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Considering the OP's first post was 5 hours ago and they are still talking in the pre tense about this pic a nic I therefore can only deduce that the OP is....

A TIME WASTER!!!

For that reason I'm out of this particular pic a nic offer until I see relevant pic a nic based verifications on their profile.

Good Day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I bring cake can I come too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Considering the OP's first post was 5 hours ago and they are still talking in the pre tense about this pic a nic I therefore can only deduce that the OP is....

A TIME WASTER!!!

For that reason I'm out of this particular pic a nic offer until I see relevant pic a nic based verifications on their profile.

Good Day!"

We have been and gone, however we are now enjoying the sunshine in our garden so therefore it is an ongoing pic a nic boo boo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I bring cake can I come too? "

What kind of cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I bring cake can I come too?

What kind of cake?"

Definitely chocolate

Although I can do a pretty mean carrot cake too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say 'cake'?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Good god man we'd all have died of starvation at this rate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I bring cake can I come too?

What kind of cake?

Definitely chocolate

Although I can do a pretty mean carrot cake too "

I hope you've been off making a huge variation.....

P.so chocolate fudge or carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good god man we'd all have died of starvation at this rate! "

Apologies...! I'll make it a bloody big cake to make up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

P.s not p.so, I don't know what that means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I bring cake can I come too?

What kind of cake?

Definitely chocolate

Although I can do a pretty mean carrot cake too

I hope you've been off making a huge variation.....

P.so chocolate fudge or carrot "

Seems like I may need to make both...cos after all, you can never have too much cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.s not p.so, I don't know what that means."

Yeh I was struggling a bit with that...I went for the cowardly option and just ignored it! lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nah, at least I had some Sweet Chilli Sensations & a bag of Cheese & Onion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"P.s not p.so, I don't know what that means.

Yeh I was struggling a bit with that...I went for the cowardly option and just ignored it! lol "

Yes make both

Aaaaw you big softie! I would have said, what the fook are you on about!

My new phone has a mind of its own!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah, at least I had some Sweet Chilli Sensations & a bag of Cheese & Onion "

Yes you did, you are quite brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who had their pig nicked??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who had their pig nicked??"

I think it was max, that's why he was gone so long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pic a nic.

I hope yogi bear isn't there

Anyone coming? "

Can i wear my utd top? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.s not p.so, I don't know what that means.

Yeh I was struggling a bit with that...I went for the cowardly option and just ignored it! lol

Yes make both

Aaaaw you big softie! I would have said, what the fook are you on about!

My new phone has a mind of its own!"

OK, both it is....I hope you're OK with loooaaads of icing?? (on the cake, that is...! )

And I'll bear that in mind...next time you come out with twaddle, I'll flag it. Even if you blame it on your phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who had their pig nicked??

I think it was max, that's why he was gone so long?"

Yep, it was me...it was a feckin bugger chasin that porky little git all down the bloody M56!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pic a nic.

I hope yogi bear isn't there

Anyone coming?

Can i wear my utd top? lol"

Only if I can throw you in the lake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"P.s not p.so, I don't know what that means.

Yeh I was struggling a bit with that...I went for the cowardly option and just ignored it! lol

Yes make both

Aaaaw you big softie! I would have said, what the fook are you on about!

My new phone has a mind of its own!

OK, both it is....I hope you're OK with loooaaads of icing?? (on the cake, that is...! )

And I'll bear that in mind...next time you come out with twaddle, I'll flag it. Even if you blame it on your phone "

Ok I'm ready for ya!

Mmmmm I wouldn't want it otherwise....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who had their pig nicked??

I think it was max, that's why he was gone so long?

Yep, it was me...it was a feckin bugger chasin that porky little git all down the bloody M56!! "

Did you run, skate, cycle or fly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late to taste what ya got?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not at all, I think it's a never ending pic a nic. Some people take a long time with their baking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.s not p.so, I don't know what that means.

Yeh I was struggling a bit with that...I went for the cowardly option and just ignored it! lol

Yes make both

Aaaaw you big softie! I would have said, what the fook are you on about!

My new phone has a mind of its own!

OK, both it is....I hope you're OK with loooaaads of icing?? (on the cake, that is...! )

And I'll bear that in mind...next time you come out with twaddle, I'll flag it. Even if you blame it on your phone

Ok I'm ready for ya!

Mmmmm I wouldn't want it otherwise...."

Excellent...I shall start to prep the icing. Be ready...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not at all, I think it's a never ending pic a nic. Some people take a long time with their baking!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not at all, I think it's a never ending pic a nic. Some people take a long time with their baking!"

Oh good, I'd hate to miss out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who had their pig nicked??

I think it was max, that's why he was gone so long?

Yep, it was me...it was a feckin bugger chasin that porky little git all down the bloody M56!!

Did you run, skate, cycle or fly?"

Actually I pogo'd. I do so like a good bounce

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"P.s not p.so, I don't know what that means.

Yeh I was struggling a bit with that...I went for the cowardly option and just ignored it! lol

Yes make both

Aaaaw you big softie! I would have said, what the fook are you on about!

My new phone has a mind of its own!

OK, both it is....I hope you're OK with loooaaads of icing?? (on the cake, that is...! )

And I'll bear that in mind...next time you come out with twaddle, I'll flag it. Even if you blame it on your phone

Ok I'm ready for ya!

Mmmmm I wouldn't want it otherwise....

Excellent...I shall start to prep the icing. Be ready...! "

Let's get ready ready, let's get ready ready...

Doing the dance and everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who had their pig nicked??

I think it was max, that's why he was gone so long?

Yep, it was me...it was a feckin bugger chasin that porky little git all down the bloody M56!!

Did you run, skate, cycle or fly?

Actually I pogo'd. I do so like a good bounce "

Ooh ooh me too, it makes me smile lots and sometimes even laugh.

I've just figured out where you were, no wonder you had so much trouble, pogoing down the Motorway with balsamic vinegar in your eye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.s not p.so, I don't know what that means.

Yeh I was struggling a bit with that...I went for the cowardly option and just ignored it! lol

Yes make both

Aaaaw you big softie! I would have said, what the fook are you on about!

My new phone has a mind of its own!

OK, both it is....I hope you're OK with loooaaads of icing?? (on the cake, that is...! )

And I'll bear that in mind...next time you come out with twaddle, I'll flag it. Even if you blame it on your phone

Ok I'm ready for ya!

Mmmmm I wouldn't want it otherwise....

Excellent...I shall start to prep the icing. Be ready...!

Let's get ready ready, let's get ready ready...

Doing the dance and everything "

Have you got sparkly shoes on too...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pic a nic.

I hope yogi bear isn't there

Anyone coming?

Can i wear my utd top? lol

Only if I can throw you in the lake."

Hmmm..Is that your way of asking me if I'd like to go skinny dipping with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"P.s not p.so, I don't know what that means.

Yeh I was struggling a bit with that...I went for the cowardly option and just ignored it! lol

Yes make both

Aaaaw you big softie! I would have said, what the fook are you on about!

My new phone has a mind of its own!

OK, both it is....I hope you're OK with loooaaads of icing?? (on the cake, that is...! )

And I'll bear that in mind...next time you come out with twaddle, I'll flag it. Even if you blame it on your phone

Ok I'm ready for ya!

Mmmmm I wouldn't want it otherwise....

Excellent...I shall start to prep the icing. Be ready...!

Let's get ready ready, let's get ready ready...

Doing the dance and everything

Have you got sparkly shoes on too...? "

No I'm bare footed - which = small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Did you run, skate, cycle or fly?

Actually I pogo'd. I do so like a good bounce

Ooh ooh me too, it makes me smile lots and sometimes even laugh.

I've just figured out where you were, no wonder you had so much trouble, pogoing down the Motorway with balsamic vinegar in your eye!"

You laugh too...?!? You're crazy woman, crazy I tell you! Where will it end...?!?

Oh and thank you for highlighting my "cockup of the day"! And yes, pogo'ing with any kind of vinegar in your eye is about as pleasant as sliding down a cheesegrater without pants on. Fortunately I have vibration resistant pig-nav, so I was able to track old porky down before he was bacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pic a nic.

I hope yogi bear isn't there

Anyone coming?

Can i wear my utd top? lol

Only if I can throw you in the lake.

Hmmm..Is that your way of asking me if I'd like to go skinny dipping with you "

Ok you got me, conditional to burning your shirt though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Have you got sparkly shoes on too...?

No I'm bare footed - which = small "

So you're a little bit teeny in your bare tootsies then...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pic a nic.

I hope yogi bear isn't there

Anyone coming?

Can i wear my utd top? lol

Only if I can throw you in the lake.

Hmmm..Is that your way of asking me if I'd like to go skinny dipping with you

Ok you got me, conditional to burning your shirt though "

Ha!..i knew it but only if I can use yours if we run out of toilet paper..Deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pic a nic.

I hope yogi bear isn't there

Anyone coming?

Can i wear my utd top? lol

Only if I can throw you in the lake.

Hmmm..Is that your way of asking me if I'd like to go skinny dipping with you

Ok you got me, conditional to burning your shirt though

Ha!..i knew it but only if I can use yours if we run out of toilet paper..Deal? "

Be careful...she'll rub chilli oil into it before handing it over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Did you run, skate, cycle or fly?

Actually I pogo'd. I do so like a good bounce

Ooh ooh me too, it makes me smile lots and sometimes even laugh.

I've just figured out where you were, no wonder you had so much trouble, pogoing down the Motorway with balsamic vinegar in your eye!

You laugh too...?!? You're crazy woman, crazy I tell you! Where will it end...?!?

Oh and thank you for highlighting my "cockup of the day"! And yes, pogo'ing with any kind of vinegar in your eye is about as pleasant as sliding down a cheesegrater without pants on. Fortunately I have vibration resistant pig-nav, so I was able to track old porky down before he was bacon "

You must admit that's a pretty hilarious image!

Vibration resistant, let me think about that.

Ok doesn't sound fun, nothing should resist vibration.

How often do you get the cheese grater out? You're quite an intriguing chap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Have you got sparkly shoes on too...?

No I'm bare footed - which = small

So you're a little bit teeny in your bare tootsies then...? "

How tall are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pic a nic.

I hope yogi bear isn't there

Anyone coming?

Can i wear my utd top? lol

Only if I can throw you in the lake.

Hmmm..Is that your way of asking me if I'd like to go skinny dipping with you

Ok you got me, conditional to burning your shirt though

Ha!..i knew it but only if I can use yours if we run out of toilet paper..Deal? "

Ok deal, you aren't allowed to eat though. That way you won't need toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pic a nic.

I hope yogi bear isn't there

Anyone coming?

Can i wear my utd top? lol

Only if I can throw you in the lake.

Hmmm..Is that your way of asking me if I'd like to go skinny dipping with you

Ok you got me, conditional to burning your shirt though

Ha!..i knew it but only if I can use yours if we run out of toilet paper..Deal?

Be careful...she'll rub chilli oil into it before handing it over! "

Too right I will - you heard what he's wearing??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Did you run, skate, cycle or fly?

Actually I pogo'd. I do so like a good bounce

Ooh ooh me too, it makes me smile lots and sometimes even laugh.

I've just figured out where you were, no wonder you had so much trouble, pogoing down the Motorway with balsamic vinegar in your eye!

You laugh too...?!? You're crazy woman, crazy I tell you! Where will it end...?!?

Oh and thank you for highlighting my "cockup of the day"! And yes, pogo'ing with any kind of vinegar in your eye is about as pleasant as sliding down a cheesegrater without pants on. Fortunately I have vibration resistant pig-nav, so I was able to track old porky down before he was bacon

You must admit that's a pretty hilarious image!

Vibration resistant, let me think about that.

Ok doesn't sound fun, nothing should resist vibration.

How often do you get the cheese grater out? You're quite an intriguing chap!"

Are you vibration resistant? I'd imagine not, but I'm guessing you probably put that to the test most days!

And me and my cheese grater are never far apart! I mean...you never know when you're going to run into a block of cheese that needs prep'ing for a baked spud! It could happen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pic a nic.

I hope yogi bear isn't there

Anyone coming?

Can i wear my utd top? lol

Only if I can throw you in the lake.

Hmmm..Is that your way of asking me if I'd like to go skinny dipping with you

Ok you got me, conditional to burning your shirt though

Ha!..i knew it but only if I can use yours if we run out of toilet paper..Deal?

Ok deal, you aren't allowed to eat though. That way you won't need toilet paper

"

I didn't think pussy made you need the toilet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Have you got sparkly shoes on too...?

No I'm bare footed - which = small

So you're a little bit teeny in your bare tootsies then...?

How tall are you?"

Last time I checked (which, admittedly, was probably maaaaany, maaaany years ago) I was 6'2" (and that's not in my high heels )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Did you run, skate, cycle or fly?

Actually I pogo'd. I do so like a good bounce

Ooh ooh me too, it makes me smile lots and sometimes even laugh.

I've just figured out where you were, no wonder you had so much trouble, pogoing down the Motorway with balsamic vinegar in your eye!

You laugh too...?!? You're crazy woman, crazy I tell you! Where will it end...?!?

Oh and thank you for highlighting my "cockup of the day"! And yes, pogo'ing with any kind of vinegar in your eye is about as pleasant as sliding down a cheesegrater without pants on. Fortunately I have vibration resistant pig-nav, so I was able to track old porky down before he was bacon

You must admit that's a pretty hilarious image!

Vibration resistant, let me think about that.

Ok doesn't sound fun, nothing should resist vibration.

How often do you get the cheese grater out? You're quite an intriguing chap!

Are you vibration resistant? I'd imagine not, but I'm guessing you probably put that to the test most days!

And me and my cheese grater are never far apart! I mean...you never know when you're going to run into a block of cheese that needs prep'ing for a baked spud! It could happen...

"

what a shocking accusation!

You're right though, I can't keep my fingers off it. It's brand new you see, it's so sleek and powerful - such a bright screen too.

You'd be handy to have around, I always need cheese grated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pic a nic.

I hope yogi bear isn't there

Anyone coming?

Can i wear my utd top? lol

Only if I can throw you in the lake.

Hmmm..Is that your way of asking me if I'd like to go skinny dipping with you

Ok you got me, conditional to burning your shirt though

Ha!..i knew it but only if I can use yours if we run out of toilet paper..Deal?

Ok deal, you aren't allowed to eat though. That way you won't need toilet paper

I didn't think pussy made you need the toilet? "

Lol good response!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Have you got sparkly shoes on too...?

No I'm bare footed - which = small

So you're a little bit teeny in your bare tootsies then...?

How tall are you?

Last time I checked (which, admittedly, was probably maaaaany, maaaany years ago) I was 6'2" (and that's not in my high heels )"

Lol I suppose stood next to you in bare feets could make me teeny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pic a nic.

I hope yogi bear isn't there

Anyone coming?

Can i wear my utd top? lol

Only if I can throw you in the lake.

Hmmm..Is that your way of asking me if I'd like to go skinny dipping with you

Ok you got me, conditional to burning your shirt though

Ha!..i knew it but only if I can use yours if we run out of toilet paper..Deal?

Ok deal, you aren't allowed to eat though. That way you won't need toilet paper

I didn't think pussy made you need the toilet?

Lol good response!"

Why thank you kindly my dear (walks off with a swagger) and then trips over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pic a nic.

I hope yogi bear isn't there

Anyone coming?

Can i wear my utd top? lol

Only if I can throw you in the lake.

Hmmm..Is that your way of asking me if I'd like to go skinny dipping with you

Ok you got me, conditional to burning your shirt though

Ha!..i knew it but only if I can use yours if we run out of toilet paper..Deal?

Ok deal, you aren't allowed to eat though. That way you won't need toilet paper

I didn't think pussy made you need the toilet?

Lol good response!

Why thank you kindly my dear (walks off with a swagger) and then trips over "

Pmsl!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

what a shocking accusation!

You're right though, I can't keep my fingers off it. It's brand new you see, it's so sleek and powerful - such a bright screen too.

You'd be handy to have around, I always need cheese grated "

The truth hurts! Like jumping on a bike without a saddle

So you're into your gadgets huh? And do all your favorite gadgets buzz and vibrate and make you squeal and go giddy...?

Just put me on speed-dial...your own personal grater is only a phone-call away

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over a year ago


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what a shocking accusation!

You're right though, I can't keep my fingers off it. It's brand new you see, it's so sleek and powerful - such a bright screen too.

You'd be handy to have around, I always need cheese grated

The truth hurts! Like jumping on a bike without a saddle

So you're into your gadgets huh? And do all your favorite gadgets buzz and vibrate and make you squeal and go giddy...?

Just put me on speed-dial...your own personal grater is only a phone-call away "

I do, however I tend not to use the buzz too often. Over use can dull the senses I find...

Maybe you can sing to me instead?

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"Pic a nic.

I hope yogi bear isn't there

Anyone coming?

Can i wear my utd top? lol

Only if I can throw you in the lake.

Hmmm..Is that your way of asking me if I'd like to go skinny dipping with you

Ok you got me, conditional to burning your shirt though

Ha!..i knew it but only if I can use yours if we run out of toilet paper..Deal?

Ok deal, you aren't allowed to eat though. That way you won't need toilet paper

I didn't think pussy made you need the toilet?

Lol good response!

Why thank you kindly my dear (walks off with a swagger) and then trips over

Pmsl!!!"

Ay!..don't be larfing at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

what a shocking accusation!

You're right though, I can't keep my fingers off it. It's brand new you see, it's so sleek and powerful - such a bright screen too.

You'd be handy to have around, I always need cheese grated

The truth hurts! Like jumping on a bike without a saddle

So you're into your gadgets huh? And do all your favorite gadgets buzz and vibrate and make you squeal and go giddy...?

Just put me on speed-dial...your own personal grater is only a phone-call away

I do, however I tend not to use the buzz too often. Over use can dull the senses I find...

Maybe you can sing to me instead?"

Believe me...my singing to you would dull more than your senses - it would probably put you into a coma for a few years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

what a shocking accusation!

You're right though, I can't keep my fingers off it. It's brand new you see, it's so sleek and powerful - such a bright screen too.

You'd be handy to have around, I always need cheese grated

The truth hurts! Like jumping on a bike without a saddle

So you're into your gadgets huh? And do all your favorite gadgets buzz and vibrate and make you squeal and go giddy...?

Just put me on speed-dial...your own personal grater is only a phone-call away

I do, however I tend not to use the buzz too often. Over use can dull the senses I find...

Maybe you can sing to me instead?

Believe me...my singing to you would dull more than your senses - it would probably put you into a coma for a few years! "

Please stop!..my sides are absolutely killing me #TooMuchJokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

what a shocking accusation!

You're right though, I can't keep my fingers off it. It's brand new you see, it's so sleek and powerful - such a bright screen too.

You'd be handy to have around, I always need cheese grated

The truth hurts! Like jumping on a bike without a saddle

So you're into your gadgets huh? And do all your favorite gadgets buzz and vibrate and make you squeal and go giddy...?

Just put me on speed-dial...your own personal grater is only a phone-call away

I do, however I tend not to use the buzz too often. Over use can dull the senses I find...

Maybe you can sing to me instead?

Believe me...my singing to you would dull more than your senses - it would probably put you into a coma for a few years! "

Oh no! What ever shall we do?

Smoke signals. Phew! Pleased I figured that out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

what a shocking accusation!

You're right though, I can't keep my fingers off it. It's brand new you see, it's so sleek and powerful - such a bright screen too.

You'd be handy to have around, I always need cheese grated

The truth hurts! Like jumping on a bike without a saddle

So you're into your gadgets huh? And do all your favorite gadgets buzz and vibrate and make you squeal and go giddy...?

Just put me on speed-dial...your own personal grater is only a phone-call away

I do, however I tend not to use the buzz too often. Over use can dull the senses I find...

Maybe you can sing to me instead?

Believe me...my singing to you would dull more than your senses - it would probably put you into a coma for a few years!

Please stop!..my sides are absolutely killing me #TooMuchJokes"

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Mr Hammer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

what a shocking accusation!

You're right though, I can't keep my fingers off it. It's brand new you see, it's so sleek and powerful - such a bright screen too.

You'd be handy to have around, I always need cheese grated

The truth hurts! Like jumping on a bike without a saddle

So you're into your gadgets huh? And do all your favorite gadgets buzz and vibrate and make you squeal and go giddy...?

Just put me on speed-dial...your own personal grater is only a phone-call away

I do, however I tend not to use the buzz too often. Over use can dull the senses I find...

Maybe you can sing to me instead?

Believe me...my singing to you would dull more than your senses - it would probably put you into a coma for a few years!

Please stop!..my sides are absolutely killing me #TooMuchJokes

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Mr Hammer..."

I'm being serious Miss smooth. .I'm sitting here laughing at my phone screen in stitches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

what a shocking accusation!

You're right though, I can't keep my fingers off it. It's brand new you see, it's so sleek and powerful - such a bright screen too.

You'd be handy to have around, I always need cheese grated

The truth hurts! Like jumping on a bike without a saddle

So you're into your gadgets huh? And do all your favorite gadgets buzz and vibrate and make you squeal and go giddy...?

Just put me on speed-dial...your own personal grater is only a phone-call away

I do, however I tend not to use the buzz too often. Over use can dull the senses I find...

Maybe you can sing to me instead?

Believe me...my singing to you would dull more than your senses - it would probably put you into a coma for a few years!

Please stop!..my sides are absolutely killing me #TooMuchJokes

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Mr Hammer...

I'm being serious Miss smooth. .I'm sitting here laughing at my phone screen in stitches "

I do hope you are, coz the grater should be on its way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

what a shocking accusation!

You're right though, I can't keep my fingers off it. It's brand new you see, it's so sleek and powerful - such a bright screen too.

You'd be handy to have around, I always need cheese grated

The truth hurts! Like jumping on a bike without a saddle

So you're into your gadgets huh? And do all your favorite gadgets buzz and vibrate and make you squeal and go giddy...?

Just put me on speed-dial...your own personal grater is only a phone-call away

I do, however I tend not to use the buzz too often. Over use can dull the senses I find...

Maybe you can sing to me instead?

Believe me...my singing to you would dull more than your senses - it would probably put you into a coma for a few years!

Please stop!..my sides are absolutely killing me #TooMuchJokes

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Mr Hammer...

I'm being serious Miss smooth. .I'm sitting here laughing at my phone screen in stitches

I do hope you are, coz the grater should be on its way..."

#Classic

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