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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem..

He just came out of nowhere!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha are you bored?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe..

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a necrophiliac, until some rotten cunt split on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be a necrophiliac, until some rotten cunt split on me "

did you not find that dead boring

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Just because I'm into bestiality a lot of people have disowned me, but my remaining friends are very deer.

(before the weirdo msgs start, I'm not really into bestiality.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My doctor asked me if I smoked after sex? I told her I don't know, I never looked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh no groan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old guy sitting in the corner of a pub ranting out loud

"I've ploughed every field in the God damned valley, when walk in here and get a pint, what do hear em all say"?

"ah there's auld jimmy the farm hand"?

"do you hell"

"I've thatched and repaired every single cottage in this valley, when I walk in here here, what do you lots say"?

"ah there's auld jimmy the thatcher"?

"not on yir life yi don't"

"every single dry stane dyke in.this whole bleeding county would be falling apart if it wasn't for, and I walk in here of an evening to get a pint a seat and a packet of crisps, what are yi all saying"

"ah jimmy, he's a marvelous dry stane waller"

"do you fuck!!!!!"

"You shag one fucking sheep........"

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Go to the doctors to have an examination of my testicles the other day.

As the doctor is examining them he says

"Don't worry.its perfectly natural to get an erection at a time like this"

"I haven't got one " I say shocked.

" no, but I have " he says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brew and bikkie anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman goes home distraught in tears. Husband asks what's up

Woman says all choked up through sniffles and tears "I was at the docs for a general check up and he told me I had a nice fanny"

Husband goes to the docs raging, gets in to see the doc and says

"My wife is at home in tears, she came here for a general check up and you, you bloody pervert tell her she's got a nice fanny!!! I'll kill you you bastard"

Doc says "Mr Smith there's been a misunderstanding, your wife has acute angina"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a quid for every time some said I had OCD

I'd have £1,473

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse

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