FabSwingers.com forum: What is the best put down you have read/ heard?

By *UNCHBOX OP Man
over a year ago

folkestone

What is the best put down you have heard or read?. Mine is the one from Groucho Max - ' i usually never forget a face, but in your case, i'll make an exception'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you've flattened some grass in your time, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still makes me laugh at how my mother broke it off with the guy she was with before my father...told him she was giving him up for lent...lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

my worst put down was my old labrador, a very sad day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on the floor and kick it

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 02/07/10 13:58:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i had a dog as ugly as you i'd shave it's arse and teach it walk backwards"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're so thick, you make 2 short planks seem like a computer

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Fuck me your an ugly twat" Femmefatale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You`re so ugly the midwife slapped your mother !

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

I'd call you a C*** but you have neither the depth nor capacity to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kittys witty replies always made me laugh!! the word cunt to me always reminds me of her! hope she is well and everythin is ok for her xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one nerve left and you're getting right on it, now piss off!

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"kittys witty replies always made me laugh!! the word cunt to me always reminds me of her! hope she is well and everythin is ok for her xx"

Kitty is doing OK... Speak online via Facebook sometimes. Next time will tell her you asked xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kittys witty replies always made me laugh!! the word cunt to me always reminds me of her! hope she is well and everythin is ok for her xx

Kitty is doing OK... Speak online via Facebook sometimes. Next time will tell her you asked xxxx"

thank you your a wee gem xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a habit i'd like to kick......with both feet

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Is that your own brain or are you running it in for an idiot?"

"If you had twice the brains you have now you would still be a halfwit"

"Nice cock....does it come in adult size?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turned a girl away at a pub door when i was workin, she had no ID..

tryin to make light of the situation i told her it was a compliment...

she told me to " kiss her ass"

without thinkin and in front of a crowd of people.. i retorted.. "you'd need to shave it first"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'When is the wife due?'

'She's not pregnant'......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with my brains and your looks we'd make a fucking smart walrus now you wanted some space, here's a rocket- Fook off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what will you do for a face for when King Kong wants his arse back is a favourite of mine.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ha ha ha ha...look at that sad old git.....sat there watching Big Brother!!"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

That reminds me, must buy some chipolatas....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

What a shame, I fancied a battle of wits, but you have only got half yours!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You call that a cock? Paint the tip red and it would pass for a swan vesta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope the hairs on your arse turn into drumsticks and beat the shit out of you.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Everyone has the right to be stupid sometimes, stop making a fucking career out of it!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

You got a face that looks like someone set it on fire and then put it out with a spade!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/07/10 21:48:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do i wanna fuck u??? only if its about the head with a very large baseball bat!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arsehole!! Hx

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

I hope your balls turn square and fester on the corners.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Twat!

(short but effective)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not ugly!

Your Fuuuuuuuuuuuckin Ugly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the best, from the great WC

"Sir, you are d*unk"

"Miss, you are ugly, but in the morning, I shall be sober"

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"That blew the cobwebs away" from a meet where Mr new put his willy in the wife of the other couple

We feel there may have been words that night between them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""ha ha ha ha...look at that sad old git.....sat there watching Big Brother!!"

Now you're gettin personal Stu ......

Vote Josie !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet that fat arse has broke a few Armitage-Shanks...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If brains were sweets you'd be a wasp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me...you must of hand strong arms when you were born....to climb outta the abortion basket

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