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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wats the most fuck up thing any one has asked you to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wats the most fuck up thing any one has asked you to do"

Go get a job and a house of my own. I mean, really...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Watch Mama Mia.

A

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"wats the most fuck up thing any one has asked you to do"

wear a brown belt when I had black shoes on...

deviant cunt, I was aghast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go large!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wats the most fuck up thing any one has asked you to do

Go get a job and a house of my own. I mean, really..."

ROFLMAO!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Take their library books back for them when I was popping into town. It was well fucked up, man. 2 were overdue. I thought I was going to be locked up and was already googling amnesty international, before I spotted an open window and dived through it to make my escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take their library books back for them when I was popping into town. It was well fucked up, man. 2 were overdue. I thought I was going to be locked up and was already googling amnesty international, before I spotted an open window and dived through it to make my escape. "

I used to get the same from Blockbuster when it was still called Ritz Video, even when I didn't owe them any vids back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take their library books back for them when I was popping into town. It was well fucked up, man. 2 were overdue. I thought I was going to be locked up and was already googling amnesty international, before I spotted an open window and dived through it to make my escape. "

Fucking big window?

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Grow up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grow up "

Name that movie:

"When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said 'Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside' and I said 'OK Pop', but he didn't really say that he said that 'Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job'."

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Someone once asked me to send them a cock pic

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Drink Archers at room temperature

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Take their library books back for them when I was popping into town. It was well fucked up, man. 2 were overdue. I thought I was going to be locked up and was already googling amnesty international, before I spotted an open window and dived through it to make my escape.

Fucking big window?"

I'm not that fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start work at 4.30am thats when i'm normally going to bed- ITS NOT NATURAL!

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee


"Grow up

Name that movie:

"When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said 'Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside' and I said 'OK Pop', but he didn't really say that he said that 'Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job'." "

Boats n hoes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grow up

Name that movie:

"When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said 'Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside' and I said 'OK Pop', but he didn't really say that he said that 'Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job'."

Boats n hoes!!!! "

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE-WORLDWIDE-WIDE!!!

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"Watch Mama Mia.

A"

WTF???? There are some lowlife c**ts about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a kids meal in burger king, that's just not fucking natural

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Give them a bj when they refused to go down on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get a kids meal in burger king, that's just not fucking natural "

What is natural in Burger King? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get a kids meal in burger king, that's just not fucking natural

What is natural in Burger King? lol"

I'm not saying burger king is natural but being asked to only have a little meal isn't lol

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By *oody39Man
over a year ago

tunbridge wells


"Give them a bj when they refused to go down on me.

"

Can I get a blowjob

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Give them a bj when they refused to go down on me.

"
I hope you said no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be honest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get a kids meal in burger king, that's just not fucking natural

What is natural in Burger King? lol

I'm not saying burger king is natural but being asked to only have a little meal isn't lol"

I agree lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Give them a bj when they refused to go down on me.

"

I had a 7 year relationship like that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With hindsight, the honours (yeah! have to go to the Vicar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch England play football in the WC

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Watch England play football in the WC "

No space for the long ball, there

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Grow up "

should have reported them for that..

outrageous..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Watch England play football in the WC "

you have a telly in the loo..?

that's like well posh innit..

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Take their library books back for them when I was popping into town. It was well fucked up, man. 2 were overdue. I thought I was going to be locked up and was already googling amnesty international, before I spotted an open window and dived through it to make my escape. "

should have just thrown the books in and ran, then said someone stole your library card

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Grow up

Name that movie:

"When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said 'Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside' and I said 'OK Pop', but he didn't really say that he said that 'Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job'."

Boats n hoes!!!! "

I love that film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once made to drink Earl Grey with milk in it! Fuck me sideways, the Empire wasn't built by drinking Earl grey with milk in it!

Fucked up or what!

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