FabSwingers.com forum: me and my mates mum

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol iv recently been banging my mates mum shes amazing but its getting to nuch and also shes getting clingy and tips?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Take more water with it

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By *ay4youMan
over a year ago

Walthamstow

Got a tip stop being a scum bag n banging ur Mates mum or tell him ur banging her

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Red's tip of the day:

Use of the correct forum is advisable. The Stories and Fantasy section is further down the page!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hes a prick towards me so im getting him back in a way

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hes a prick towards me so im getting him back in a way

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Not if she is a bunny boiler.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh ya lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fantasy island is open for business again? da plane boss da plane

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

How clingy?

Sometimes if you nip their noses tightly they release their hold. Try that bro.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And for your information im not his mate no more theres more than meets the eye my ex girl freind left me for him i was eith her 5 years!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very clingy haha she wont leave me alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's is only one thing for it give Jeremy Kyle a ring.

Seriously, step away from the whole thing, you've used the poor woman fir revenge, that's not a very nice thing to do. Walk away before more people get hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 wrongs don't make a right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very clingy haha she wont leave me alone"

If she's fit maybe pass her on to someone that will distract her from your charm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If shes that amazing why would you want to get rid??

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"And for your information im not his mate no more theres more than meets the eye my ex girl freind left me for him i was eith her 5 years!!!"

So it's not your mate's mum, it's a Lady that you're seeing and having sex with, have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I banged my friends son and posted it in the forum I didn't get abuse. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her if she is into swinging. If she says yes then you are very lucky. If no she will run. Win win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I banged my friends son and posted it in the forum I didn't get abuse. Why? "

Because the forum is full of hypocrites??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up. This should be in stories 1 thinks

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Definite "thread of the week" potential here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/09/14 10:22:21]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well she is a very nice sexy lady and she come on to me what young lad wouldnt jump at an opertunaty to have great sex with an older lady shes amazing in bed and she even makes me dinner lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show her ur on here maybe she gets clingy with all the guys an girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah i was thinking that lol im nothibg speshh but she says the sex is the best shes ever had and shes 44 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/09/14 10:20:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask your mate if he's up for a 3some

JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hes a prick towards me so im getting him back in a way

So not really your mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah i might do she if she gets clingy witj them too

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Hes a prick towards me so im getting him back in a way

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so your only banging her to get back at your gf for leaving you and banging your friend?

Two wrongs don't make it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I banged my friends son and posted it in the forum I didn't get abuse. Why? "

Because you have a fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I no its bad and i dnt wanna do it but i couldnt resist her lol its a younger lads fantsy!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hes a prick towards me so im getting him back in a way

Not if she is a bunny boiler.

Karma biting him back. Not a very clever chappie I'm afraid

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Lol iv recently been banging my mates mum shes amazing but its getting to nuch and also shes getting clingy and tips?"

choose another fantasy..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I banged my friends son and posted it in the forum I didn't get abuse. Why?

Because you have a fanny

Does that mean men are more moral than women?

Please don't try and answer that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I banged my friends son and posted it in the forum I didn't get abuse. Why?

Because you have a fanny

Does that mean men are more moral than women?

Please don't try and answer that!

Im keeping it zipped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comedy gold I tell ya

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Well she is a very nice sexy lady and she come on to me what young lad wouldnt jump at an opertunaty to have great sex with an older lady shes amazing in bed and she even makes me dinner lol"

If she does your ironing and washes your clothes - marry her !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha tempting shes a very goid house wife lol

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By *azzasheeneMan
over a year ago

kent

I like the way you save all your full stops till right at the end of your post.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If a_ybody who has tips please message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus and Mary wept! It's posts like these that make me wonder why I'm on this site.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"And for your information im not his mate no more theres more than meets the eye my ex girl freind left me for him i was eith her 5 years!!!"

So you're not banging your mates mum then.

If she's getting clingy and you don't like it then end It, if the pros outweigh the cons then carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its most young man's dreams at some point in their lives having their mates mum . lol So what next.? Her sister and next door family too as long as over 18.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

"If a_ybody who has tips please message me

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"Think Out Load" 14:20 at Huntingdon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus and Mary wept! It's posts like these that make me wonder why I'm on this site.

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im loving it but i dont wanna end up hurting the lady its totally not fair on her at all iv got more respect than that.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Don't get her pregnant.

If your ex mate and your ex GF get hitched you might end up as their step-dad!

Awkward at Xmas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha yeah defo would be akward haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hes a prick towards me so im getting him back in a way

His names not Stifler is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus and Mary wept! It's posts like these that make me wonder why I'm on this site.

Why?

Because I didn't think I had joined a site for anyone who is obsessed by sex, thought it was a swingers site. Had hoped the standard of grammar, spelling, general cognisance of the real world was far higher than this as well. The phrase epsilon semi moron springs to mind (no offence)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As always a typical reaction to a single lad posting its pretty predictable I must say.

OP. You will get clingy women not just someone you know (like or not's) mum. You will have to be firm. If its a revenge fuck its not really a great idea but its your life so you do as you wish just don't get her pregnant what ever you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I banged my friends son and posted it in the forum I didn't get abuse. Why? "

Someone did. A female said she was fucking her son's mate and she got blasted. The forum must like you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hope she dosent either haha that would be so scary lol got one dont want anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wouldnt do that i might just sit her down a speek to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldnt do that i might just sit her down a speek to her."

Speke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldnt do that i might just sit her down a speek to her.

Speke

speak

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Is the old explorer, Speke banging her as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus and Mary wept! It's posts like these that make me wonder why I'm on this site.

Why?

What planet are you on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus and Mary wept! It's posts like these that make me wonder why I'm on this site.

Why?

What planet are you on? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus and Mary wept! It's posts like these that make me wonder why I'm on this site.

Why?

What planet are you on? "

I think it would be one with an abundance of bridges to live under so they can hear the goats crossing.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Jesus and Mary wept! It's posts like these that make me wonder why I'm on this site.

Why?

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Question, why do people put the words no offence, just before they cause offence?

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"Red's tip of the day:

Use of the correct forum is advisable. The Stories and Fantasy section is further down the page!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I banged my friends son and posted it in the forum I didn't get abuse. Why?

Someone did. A female said she was fucking her son's mate and she got blasted. The forum must like you.

That's because I'm such a nice lady lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jeremy kyle show springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell her you can't do it anymore say you feel bad (even if you don't) or say you've met someone she's special blah blah if all else fails just tell her to back off because no sex no matter how good is worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol iv recently been banging my mates mum shes amazing but its getting to nuch and also shes getting clingy and tips?"

Tell her it's over.

Very simple really. If you've got big enough bollocks to bang a mates mum then you should be able to end it without much drama.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a_ybody who has tips please message me

End it nicely with her.

Preferably before you have sex & dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she is married- she won't say nothing.

If she is single - just tell her straight.

If you have bunnies-hide them

You mate/ex mate- nothing to do with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of guys claiming they had sex with their "mates" mum, must be something in the water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus and Mary wept! It's posts like these that make me wonder why I'm on this site.

Why?

Why are you surprised,you've been around ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I banged my friends son and posted it in the forum I didn't get abuse. Why?

Someone did. A female said she was fucking her son's mate and she got blasted. The forum must like you.

That's because I'm such a nice lady lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus and Mary wept! It's posts like these that make me wonder why I'm on this site.

Why?

Why are you surprised,you've been around ages

'been around'

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Im getting a strange sense of deja vu. Thought it was a resurrection and update on that other lads mates mum shag epic. But no, I think it's virgin territory for this couple. Perhaps a forum search for others will bring up prestious advice. As with all unwanted attention, just say no to it and stick to your guns. And scoff at any black mail treats, should they pop up. Break all contact with her, after telling her. See your mate somewhere else and move on. Also question a friend that needs payback, as thats not so healthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God gets elected... bloody hell nobody told me!!

OP you are not "banging your mates mum" it would appear that you are having a casual but ongoing relationship with a woman.

She is not clinging she is looking at where it is going in the future.

Now you have to decide, forget the revenge attack forget that she also happens to be older and has a son about your age, she is a human being, treat her like one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God gets elected... bloody hell nobody told me!!

Didn't you receive your ballot papers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God gets elected... bloody hell nobody told me!!

Didn't you receive your ballot papers ?"

No, I would have been a candidate if I had known. omnipresence could help me with my perving duties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus and Mary wept! It's posts like these that make me wonder why I'm on this site.

Why?

You appear to have comprehensively insulted the majority of members of this site. You obviously do not feel at home among us "epsilon semi morons" (see Brave New World by Aldus Huxley). May I suggest you leave the site?

Thats 'Epsilon-minus semi-moron' to you.

To be fair both phrases are used in the book

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Lol iv recently been banging my mates mum shes amazing but its getting to nuch and also shes getting clingy and tips?"

How much does she tip?...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive removed posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is wonderful stuff! Keep going! This is saving me a fortune in Netflix subs! (Mind you in spending that saving on popcorn.. doh!)

Mnom Mnom... crunch crunch..

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By *ybMan
over a year ago

County Durham

I'd become a pizza delivery boy if I were you.

Your obviously blessed and may find an attractive lady wearing the all too short skimpy dressing gown on a daily basis.

Tips for you young man

Good luck kidder

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

good on ya

hey, it's a sunny day and life is good

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Hes a prick towards me so im getting him back in a way

So - not a 'mate' then.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

I know, Your Jay from the Inbetweeners and the woman is Will's mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know, Your Jay from the Inbetweeners and the woman is Will's mum

Hehe.. "clunge" ...

mao..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been banging god recently. Well it's just about as believable the ops thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God gets elected... bloody hell nobody told me!!

OP you are not "banging your mates mum" it would appear that you are having a casual but ongoing relationship with a woman.

She is not clinging she is looking at where it is going in the future.

Now you have to decide, forget the revenge attack forget that she also happens to be older and has a son about your age, she is a human being, treat her like one."

Well said.

You'll certainly get a lot further in life if you grow up and show a little respect.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Lol iv recently been banging my mates mum shes amazing but its getting to nuch and also shes getting clingy and tips?"
get a new wank fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I banged my friends son and posted it in the forum I didn't get abuse. Why? "

Did you start your thread by laughing and joking and disrespecting either your friend or her son?

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