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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
So I have this dream THB and I Drive to this camp, trying to find a spot to park and we see friends of our who wave us over to a spot next to theirs (PS: I don't know if this is how camping works,.. 1. I've never been, 2. This was a dream I just had).
I've pulled up and we jump out hugging and chatting (haven't even taken the key out of the ignition,merely turned off the engine) when I notice out of the corner of my eye this elderly couple (maybe in their late 60's?) walking by, slow down by the car and start inspecting it curiously. They walk round once or twice, "Margaret" (lets call her that) then gets in the driver seat, promptly followed by "Paul" (I don't know, the had a "Paul and Margaret" look about them).
I see them fasten their seat belts and "Margaret" about to start the engine, I dash to stop them (all of 2 feet away) and ask what the hell they think they're doing. They ask who the hell I think I am, to which I say "The owner by purchase, registered keeper and I pay the insurance, so I ask you again, who the hell are you and what the hell do YOU think you're doing?"
They then comment how much of a "rude and arrogant young man" I am, if that's how to talk to elders, and refuse to move, if I want them out of the car I'd have to call the police, and if I try to physically remove them they would have me arrested and charged with assault.
What a nightmare! |
