FabSwingers.com forum: Struggling to get my fat arse off the sofa

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kate's gone to the pub for lunch. I told her I'll give it a swerve as I want to change the exhaust on my car, but my arse is welded to the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap...minus the Mrs's and the exhaust

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Kate's gone to the pub for lunch. I told her I'll give it a swerve as I want to change the exhaust on my car, but my arse is welded to the sofa.

I have a grinder to get it off if you want to borrow it! Might sting for a bit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just plonked mine down for the afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kate's gone to the pub for lunch. I told her I'll give it a swerve as I want to change the exhaust on my car, but my arse is welded to the sofa.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Just plonked mine down for the afternoon

What!! We're not getting to see it today

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Currently 42 miles into a bike ride. Stopped at pub for a pint of before logging a few more miles :D

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm about to take mine to the tip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just plonked mine down for the afternoon

What!! We're not getting to see it today

Sadly no, but theres pics

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Just plonked mine down for the afternoon

What!! We're not getting to see it today

Sadly no, but theres pics

Which I often perv at, thank you

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Mines welded to the sofa thanks to my mums apple and blackberry crumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kids won't allow me to stay seated for very long. If they aren't shouting me to sort them out or to play it is time for food. Who said Sundays are for relaxing?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

You can get special chairs for you oldies that help you in and out

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

52 miles/3600ft of ascent means i am welded to my sofa for the remainder of the day!

Mmmm, a proper crumble sounds divine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"52 miles/3600ft of ascent means i am welded to my sofa for the remainder of the day!

Mmmm, a proper crumble sounds divine!"

Thought an ice pack would be on the top of your list at this moment

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