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"If it's a French car, it could be the auto-surrender system light. Check on the outside of the vehicle - if there are two raised arms, there's your answer. If it's a Japanese car, it could be the auto-suicide system. Wait a couple of days, and if it becomes a convertible - there's your answer. If it's a British car, it's probably just to let you know the tea's running out, but the car was too polite to ask for more. " It's German! ![]() | |||
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"What was even more worrying is that I think it plans to end it soon! Just like a kind of 'doomsday clock' - there were these little numbers, counting down over the final stretch of the journey home - oddly in '5's' rather than a simple one at a time ever reducing number! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Never go to sleep on an argument, go out and apologise, even if you don't mean it ![]() | |||
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"What was even more worrying is that I think it plans to end it soon! Just like a kind of 'doomsday clock' - there were these little numbers, counting down over the final stretch of the journey home - oddly in '5's' rather than a simple one at a time ever reducing number! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's just very thirsty... Maybe give it a tank of some premium fuel, let it drink its troubles away! | |||
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"It's fucked... ![]() You think it's been having illicit encounters with that cheap French topless tart we brought home last week? ![]() | |||
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"It's fucked... ![]() ![]() It's jealous of the axes you were driving today..it thought fuck you and sought revenge nothing like a car scorned ![]() | |||
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"What was even more worrying is that I think it plans to end it soon! Just like a kind of 'doomsday clock' - there were these little numbers, counting down over the final stretch of the journey home - oddly in '5's' rather than a simple one at a time ever reducing number! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think your car needs a drink. I know I do ![]() | |||
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"Is it the light telling you it needs a service? RTFM might be a good idea ![]() Is that a car advice radio station? I doubt it's a service indicator - it only had one last month! ![]() | |||
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"get some black tape .. cut to slightly bigger than suicidal man and stick over the orange bastard .. if peoples car makes funny noises turn up radio" I have black tape - but it's in the boot. And for the first time in ages I've left the house without a pair of scissors in my pocket! ![]() | |||
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"firstly, if it's yellow/orange and not RED, then it's a caution rather than a SERIOUS fault. Have you googled Volkswagen Dashboard lights. There will be a list of all their symbols and what they mean. Also to me, it actually sounds like the fuel warning, ie.. it thinks you're "out of Fuel"." Now why didn't I think if that before! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"How could you? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I now feel truly guilty. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"firstly, if it's yellow/orange and not RED, then it's a caution rather than a SERIOUS fault. Have you googled Volkswagen Dashboard lights. There will be a list of all their symbols and what they mean. Also to me, it actually sounds like the fuel warning, ie.. it thinks you're "out of Fuel". Now why didn't I think if that before! ![]() ![]() ![]() We aim to please xx | |||
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"Your car isn't female, it's a bi male. It works long hard hours and when it finally has some time with you it no longer goes hunting for pleasure. You've replaced its fun with family and pets. Worse than that you have ferried that annoying puppy in it. The little orange man was a sign of surrender. It has accepted that it was always a work and domestic model but it had its moment being thought of as attractive, desirable and passionate. It enjoyed all that T&A it ferried around but now it knows it will be the life it was programmed to have. ![]() Would have been more obvious if a little white flag had popped out the front and started waving! Might write to the R&D dept at Volkswagen and suggest it - before the Japanese or Mercedes get in first. ![]() | |||
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"I'll take her down the road to see the strapping young lads at the hand car wash so she can get all soaped up by a team of fit young shirtless men, soaping her up lustily, massaging her bumpers and headlights and giving her a thorough top to tail going over! She'll enjoy that." Sorry, where is this car wash... Suddenly feel like going her on her pamper ![]() | |||
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