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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Fancy a Fuck, the preserve of females, summer 2014 is back. In revenge for all the FAF messages that females get, its your turn to send them now, particularly as summer draws to a close. Sign up here by adding your post and then send your fancy a fuck message to the desired bloke. Fellas try and hold back to leave a good space for the women to enlist for service, or should that be servicing! Guys state how choosy you are or if you will accept any fancy a fuck demand upon you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather choosy, prefer local and can accommodate me tvm

Or at least have a pulse!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

hmm why not.. time to celebrate it being a bit cooler!

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Hmmmmm

Im very choosy they have to be the following

Female

Female of a MF couple

Female of a FF couple

Look like Audrey Hepburn

Cook like my Mum (nah no one could cook like my Mum

sing like Eva Cassidy

Dance like Ginger Rogers

Funny as Dawn French

And make love like a Porn star, and if I knew any female porn star names I'd put one.

Not much to ask for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have standards you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a pulse will do for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send away. I can handle it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So we have to send a fancy a fuck message to a guy?

Whose posted on this thread?

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Im wondering if any of these blokes ever send a fancy a fuck message! All seeming rather choosy, though one has an opening if someone has a pulse Its fancy a fuck - revenge of the ninja fab women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we have to send a fancy a fuck message to a guy?

Whose posted on this thread?

"

Mmmm this could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im wondering if any of these blokes ever send a fancy a fuck message! All seeming rather choosy, though one has an opening if someone has a pulse Its fancy a fuck - revenge of the ninja fab women "

I've only done it a few times in relation to the "fancy a shag" threads for good humour.

I wouldn't dare send it otherwise

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Like ladies that are restrained...........

Physically that is

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Yes Diamond. Choose a guy who's said hes open to it, and then send the fancy a fuck message. You deserve it, as part of the build up to your next birthday and probably as payback for all the fancy a fuck messages you have had.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Yes Diamond. Choose a guy who's said hes open to it, and then send the fancy a fuck message. You deserve it, as part of the build up to your next birthday and probably as payback for all the fancy a fuck messages you have had. "

Dont burst her balloon - she was just about to send one to ALL of them

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Yes Diamond. Choose a guy who's said hes open to it, and then send the fancy a fuck message. You deserve it, as part of the build up to your next birthday and probably as payback for all the fancy a fuck messages you have had.

Dont burst her balloon - she was just about to send one to ALL of them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant sing but tick all the others, even audrey Hepburn looks. Sadly i don't have her figure! X

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

Oh I feel like a piece of meat...

Love it . Lol

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk


"I cant sing but tick all the others, even audrey Hepburn looks. Sadly i don't have her figure! X"
That will do for me, when do you want me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel demeaned..... Ooh, hold on, message coming in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soulful eyes, beautiful smile, nice boobs and bum and an engaging personality...hell scrap that, if they fancy me that's probably the main requirement.....

....and most difficult to fulfill

My inbox awaits with anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I forget to mention I am open to offers

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Yeh why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in.

I have no problem being viewed as a sexual object for someone else's gratification.

Never sent a fancy a fuck message before. I'm too shy to write such a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to be restrained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always appreciate a forward woman, I'm in!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Is docha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann? Google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wont hold my breath

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll just check ma diary before committing

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm waiting for the fit guys to appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone out there got a pulse ???? . God -,it's been a while !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoop whoop I got one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might as well join in while I wait for the kettle to boil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm horny. I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Is docha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann? Google it "

Well actually I don't think it is at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fussy at my age I'll take what ever I can

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

You mean guys get a choice when the f... did that start....

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By *izniz49Man
over a year ago

Hackney

I love ALL women, so count me in lol

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

An abillity to play the trumbone an advantage

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


" Is docha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann? Google it

Well actually I don't think it is at all "

Is that a yes then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I'm in. Bracing myself to be inundated with ..... Tumble lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent a couple. Hope me inbox overflows.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

I'm incredibly choosy and demand immaculate spelling and grammar.

Ladies, if you can't spell the words "fancy", "a" or "fuck" and can't string them together properly then you won't be considered.... For the first ten seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deal sealed....just a matter of timing

These threads do work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm incredibly choosy and demand immaculate spelling and grammar.

Ladies, if you can't spell the words "fancy", "a" or "fuck" and can't string them together properly then you won't be considered.... For the first ten seconds

"

Your too fussy mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like im in luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Is docha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann? Google it

Well actually I don't think it is at all

Is that a yes then?"

It is if I'm ever in Scotland or your ever in Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like an object!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm horny. I'm in. "

I am waiting for your message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in , must be my age she wants an older man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shock horror, I actually received a request.

Thanks to the lady who sent it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the fit guys to appear "

Looks like you're out of luck then

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By *xxmale76xxxMan
over a year ago

inverness

Never sent a fancy a fuck message myself! However, count me in!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm waiting for the fit guys to appear

Looks like you're out of luck then "
I know, I can but hope

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


" Is docha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann? Google it

Well actually I don't think it is at all

Is that a yes then?

It is if I'm ever in Scotland or your ever in Wales "

That will do us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What, - people on a swingers site actually fancy a fuck?

Whatever next??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I feel like an object!!"

That's because you are.

Now lay back.

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

I had 5 views so far no luck still waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never sent a fancy a fuck message myself! However, count me in!"

Me neither but I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Is docha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann? Google it

Well actually I don't think it is at all

Is that a yes then?

It is if I'm ever in Scotland or your ever in Wales

That will do us "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dare i say, count me in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had 5 views so far no luck still waiting "

I think your waiting for me to send one

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare i say, count me in?

"

Wow. Can I take back my other requests. . Nope. Never mind. I'm greedy

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Im up for this,

if I say no I m just playing hard to get,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we only allowed to get one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh okie dokie, do your worst!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we only allowed to get one? "

No but obviously no one else wants to fuck you . I've got five o hold on sent them to myself o shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF messages...do they actually exist?!? Thought they were just an urban myth!!

And as for having a pulse - well, that would be nice...at least relatively recently!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we only allowed to get one?

No but obviously no one else wants to fuck you . I've got five o hold on sent them to myself o shit"

I was asking for permission to say yes to another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we only allowed to get one?

No but obviously no one else wants to fuck you . I've got five o hold on sent them to myself o shit

I was asking for permission to say yes to another "

Go for it mate

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I'm waiting for the fit guys to appear

Looks like you're out of luck then "

one day ej....lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we only allowed to get one?

No but obviously no one else wants to fuck you . I've got five o hold on sent them to myself o shit

I was asking for permission to say yes to another

Go for it mate "

Thanks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm im in why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Fancy a Fuck, the preserve of females, summer 2014 is back. In revenge for all the FAF messages that females get, its your turn to send them now, particularly as summer draws to a close. Sign up here by adding your post and then send your fancy a fuck message to the desired bloke. Fellas try and hold back to leave a good space for the women to enlist for service, or should that be servicing! Guys state how choosy you are or if you will accept any fancy a fuck demand upon you. "

I am choosey unless I fancy the sender

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Anyone sends me a FAF mail gets blocked...normally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a bit too easy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm with a pulse

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

Interesting concept.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAF messages...do they actually exist?!? Thought they were just an urban myth!!

And as for having a pulse - well, that would be nice...at least relatively recently!! "

thinking of testing the myth of FAF here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much like someone like Emile Heskey announcing his retirement from International football (when it was blatantly clear he'd never be picked again) I would like to formally announce my retirement from this thread.

I want to leave whilst still at the top of my game (and it's got nothing to do with the constant rejection and soul-destroying depressingly empty inbox, honestly!)

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

My inbox has tumble rolling through it

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

You mean I don't even have to put on my best pants!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a hat on, it'd be thrown in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAF messages...do they actually exist?!? Thought they were just an urban myth!!

And as for having a pulse - well, that would be nice...at least relatively recently!!

thinking of testing the myth of FAF here "

Well some myths are just meant to be tested...!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"FAF messages...do they actually exist?!? Thought they were just an urban myth!!

And as for having a pulse - well, that would be nice...at least relatively recently!!

thinking of testing the myth of FAF here

Well some myths are just meant to be tested...!!"

quack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm being a slut with my fancy a fuck messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm being a slut with my fancy a fuck messages. "

I must have a fault with my inbox lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAF messages...do they actually exist?!? Thought they were just an urban myth!!

And as for having a pulse - well, that would be nice...at least relatively recently!!

thinking of testing the myth of FAF here

Well some myths are just meant to be tested...!!

quack "

Any more of that malarkey and we're all ducked!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm being a slut with my fancy a fuck messages. "

I'd imagine it would be quite challenging not to be!

"Wouldest thou fancy a modicum of coitus...??"

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By *ibo2006Couple
over a year ago

Coventry

Never sent 1 but would love to receive.

Mr A would love to get 1 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sent mine.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"FAF messages...do they actually exist?!? Thought they were just an urban myth!!

And as for having a pulse - well, that would be nice...at least relatively recently!!

thinking of testing the myth of FAF here

Well some myths are just meant to be tested...!!

quack

Any more of that malarkey and we're all ducked!! "

ya gotta love predictive text lol ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never done this b4 do I just write fancy a fuck and that's it? Then send to whoever I fancy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never done this b4 do I just write fancy a fuck and that's it? Then send to whoever I fancy. "

No you write it out then send it to me xxx

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

My Inbox is def more fecked than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm game, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I maybe waiting sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I maybe waiting sometime "

She must be slow at typing mine not come through either lpl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got loads but I want more

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By *ibo2006Couple
over a year ago

Coventry

How about changing the FAF a little so females send fancy a fuck message to couples ??

Be a change from getting them from guys all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about changing the FAF a little so females send fancy a fuck message to couples ??

Be a change from getting them from guys all the time "

couples can also send them to females

and females to females

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got loads but I want more "

Have I got to send it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never sent one, far too polite.

Never had one, far too unlucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAF messages...do they actually exist?!? Thought they were just an urban myth!!

And as for having a pulse - well, that would be nice...at least relatively recently!!

thinking of testing the myth of FAF here

Well some myths are just meant to be tested...!!

quack

Any more of that malarkey and we're all ducked!! "

Some of us would seriously like to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a great smile and some personality please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got loads but I want more "

Greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one from a lady once.

I think she was d*unk.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

In the words of Diana Ross " I'm still waiting "

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"Hmmmmm

Im very choosy they have to be the following

Female

Female of a MF couple

Female of a FF couple

Look like Audrey Hepburn

Cook like my Mum (nah no one could cook like my Mum

sing like Eva Cassidy

Dance like Ginger Rogers

Funny as Dawn French

And make love like a Porn star, and if I knew any female porn star names I'd put one.

Not much to ask for "

Umm I look like dawn French!

As funny as Eva Cassidy!

Cook like a porn star!

sing like your mum !

And

Dance like Ginger Rogers and fuck like Audrey Hepburn (but now days, not how they did 60 years ago)!!

Will that do ??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this where I'm going wrong? I'd never dream of sending a FAF message either d*unk or sober lol!

Now mildly suggestive or naughty messages yes but it depends on what the lady or couple in question have put on their profile

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"I had one from a lady once.

I think she was d*unk. "

I bloody well was not !!!!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"FAF messages...do they actually exist?!? Thought they were just an urban myth!!

And as for having a pulse - well, that would be nice...at least relatively recently!!

thinking of testing the myth of FAF here

Well some myths are just meant to be tested...!!

quack

Any more of that malarkey and we're all ducked!!

Some of us would seriously like to be "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one from a lady once.

I think she was d*unk.

I bloody well was not !!!!! "

Well one too many espressos then.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Well, I am prepared to lay myself at the alter of rejection. Nothing more grounding than the sound of silence from your phone

As a sweetner..I do have a Wand am fairly adroit with it's use. If you dont fancy me but would like a wank where you dont even have to do the work....pick me

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"I'm being a slut with my fancy a fuck messages.

I'd imagine it would be quite challenging not to be!

"Wouldest thou fancy a modicum of coitus...??" "

Ooh I'm liking that .. And as I'm such a good girl! I think that's what I will go for

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I used to have self respect you know. I remember it well...the Good Ole Days (was on the telly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't get it lol. And I'm only round the corner! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heart is singing for joy this evening! A miracle has happened! The light of a woman has shone upon my inbox and behold, all things are changed!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"My heart is singing for joy this evening! A miracle has happened! The light of a woman has shone upon my inbox and behold, all things are changed! "

Ahmen to that, brother

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"Well, I am prepared to lay myself at the alter of rejection. Nothing more grounding than the sound of silence from your phone

As a sweetner..I do have a Wand am fairly adroit with it's use. If you dont fancy me but would like a wank where you dont even have to do the work....pick me "

Wand !!!!!!!! did someone say Wand !!!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Well, I am prepared to lay myself at the alter of rejection. Nothing more grounding than the sound of silence from your phone

As a sweetner..I do have a Wand am fairly adroit with it's use. If you dont fancy me but would like a wank where you dont even have to do the work....pick me

Wand !!!!!!!! did someone say Wand !!!! "

am I the only person who hasn't figured out quite how to use this yet?

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"Well, I am prepared to lay myself at the alter of rejection. Nothing more grounding than the sound of silence from your phone

As a sweetner..I do have a Wand am fairly adroit with it's use. If you dont fancy me but would like a wank where you dont even have to do the work....pick me

Wand !!!!!!!! did someone say Wand !!!!

am I the only person who hasn't figured out quite how to use this yet? "

What the thread !? Or your wand!?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Well, I am prepared to lay myself at the alter of rejection. Nothing more grounding than the sound of silence from your phone

As a sweetner..I do have a Wand am fairly adroit with it's use. If you dont fancy me but would like a wank where you dont even have to do the work....pick me

Wand !!!!!!!! did someone say Wand !!!!

am I the only person who hasn't figured out quite how to use this yet?

What the thread !? Or your wand!? "

The thread is new to me but found my way round that lol. ... No I mean the wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a day on the blind date thread. Don't think my inbox could handle a FAF message!!

Emotionally drained as it is

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"Well, I am prepared to lay myself at the alter of rejection. Nothing more grounding than the sound of silence from your phone

As a sweetner..I do have a Wand am fairly adroit with it's use. If you dont fancy me but would like a wank where you dont even have to do the work....pick me

Wand !!!!!!!! did someone say Wand !!!!

am I the only person who hasn't figured out quite how to use this yet?

What the thread !? Or your wand!?

The thread is new to me but found my way round that lol. ... No I mean the wand "

Well all I can say is "if you have got one and tried it and you did not hit the roof and make it your new best friend ! Then its not right for you !! Give it another go "stand bent over bed, Mr taking you from behind, wand on your clit"

Umm in hind sight I'm wondering if I should have sent that in a private message !! Oops soz folks !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh woe....I'm struggling to find a man on the thread who isn't married....where my 'fancy a fuck' match? xxx

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I have various techniques that I like to use. I will explain but it is much easier to demonstrate

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk


"Hmmmmm

Im very choosy they have to be the following

Female

Female of a MF couple

Female of a FF couple

Look like Audrey Hepburn

Cook like my Mum (nah no one could cook like my Mum

sing like Eva Cassidy

Dance like Ginger Rogers

Funny as Dawn French

And make love like a Porn star, and if I knew any female porn star names I'd put one.

Not much to ask for

Umm I look like dawn French!

As funny as Eva Cassidy!

Cook like a porn star!

sing like your mum !

And

Dance like Ginger Rogers and fuck like Audrey Hepburn (but now days, not how they did 60 years ago)!!

Will that do ??! "
Get ya coat lady, lets fuck

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.


"I have various techniques that I like to use. I will explain but it is much easier to demonstrate "

Messaged worked...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

And remember ladies if we say no, that's your Que to send loads more oh why not messages

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"Hmmmmm

Im very choosy they have to be the following

Female

Female of a MF couple

Female of a FF couple

Look like Audrey Hepburn

Cook like my Mum (nah no one could cook like my Mum

sing like Eva Cassidy

Dance like Ginger Rogers

Funny as Dawn French

And make love like a Porn star, and if I knew any female porn star names I'd put one.

Not much to ask for

Umm I look like dawn French!

As funny as Eva Cassidy!

Cook like a porn star!

sing like your mum !

And

Dance like Ginger Rogers and fuck like Audrey Hepburn (but now days, not how they did 60 years ago)!!

Will that do ??! Get ya coat lady, lets fuck "

Lucky old you ! You have pulled a fat old dead bird ! Hope ya like pot noodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting concept ~ I've never sent a random FAF message ~ well not sober anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting concept ~ I've never sent a random FAF message ~ well not sober anyway... "

Happy to be your lab rat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting concept ~ I've never sent a random FAF message ~ well not sober anyway... "

Well, hurry up & raid the wine rack, then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello ladies.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Hello. ...still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sent mine"

Well my FAF message received a positive result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in feel free to message me x

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By *elkinMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Ready and waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then twist my arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My inbox is throbbing in anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lucky ladies, I'm back in!

Of course I know that my mailbox isn't in any danger of any action over the next few hours, but if you want to say hi you're welcome.

Btw : I know "FAF" doesn't really mean that and I'm not one of those that believes that it does, so don't worry I won't turn into a stalker or owt like that - ha

Anyway, have a good evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My inbox as fallen asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sent mine

Well my FAF message received a positive result! "

Hehe my three are going to keep me very happy and busy

Who new FAF messages could be such fun

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Whoop whoop I got one "

Fancy sharing, I don't mind sloppy seconds

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Sent mine

Well my FAF message received a positive result! "

Unsurprisingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoop whoop I got one

Fancy sharing, I don't mind sloppy seconds "

I quite enjoy sharing either in some circumstances, but that would not be my call in this instance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent mine, lets see what happens

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Hmmm if I say I'm not choosy I would feel like I was easy. If I say I am choosy I would feel like I am cutting my nose off to spite my face.........

Anyone got any cake while I ponder on this conundrum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sent mine, lets see what happens"

Ah right, am I misunderstanding the game? I thought for one night only it was the ladies doing the FAF'ing?

Are we (the men) supposed to be sending as well?

I'm confused!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sent mine, lets see what happens

Ah right, am I misunderstanding the game? I thought for one night only it was the ladies doing the FAF'ing?

Are we (the men) supposed to be sending as well?

I'm confused!"

No you're right you don't send them we do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sent mine, lets see what happens

Ah right, am I misunderstanding the game? I thought for one night only it was the ladies doing the FAF'ing?

Are we (the men) supposed to be sending as well?

I'm confused!"

I think its the other guy who is confused. Bless him, he will probably get blocked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sent mine, lets see what happens

Ah right, am I misunderstanding the game? I thought for one night only it was the ladies doing the FAF'ing?

Are we (the men) supposed to be sending as well?

I'm confused!

I think its the other guy who is confused. Bless him, he will probably get blocked!"

I fucked it up, sorry about that ha

I'm still in by the way lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"My inbox is throbbing in anticipation "

you sure it's just your inbox lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok, so I just gotta add my name to the listings here, sounds like the next ice bucket craze.... so here I am saying, YES I am up for fancyafuck.... send away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign me up...don't be shy

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

If the lady in question is up for a MFF, then we are in!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Can I just point out to anyone I message in this thread that my status update is part of an irish forum challenge. .... It's not accurate! !

come join in if your mad enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women should put "Faf, I got a new strap on to use"

that would scare alot of men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure, I could do with a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women should put "Faf, I got a new strap on to use"

that would scare alot of men"

So they can smash their back-doors in

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

If you want a scary status update come see us in the ireland forum. .. But you might regret it! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I probally wouldnt wanna find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope - I don't fancy a fuck at all - I only joined FAB for knitting patterns and tips on basket weaving!

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Glad youve embraced Sophies Fancy A Fuck - looks like there has been some promising results. Its not a one day only commitment It's an open ended promotion, so girls keep going for what you need. Including females in couples of course.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Glad youve embraced Sophies Fancy A Fuck - looks like there has been some promising results. Its not a one day only commitment It's an open ended promotion, so girls keep going for what you need. Including females in couples of course. "

loved it! !

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Wow...loving this. Never had so much mail thank you ladies...oh and the odd guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13 hours, sod all

Ah well, worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never sent one and never received one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Fancy a Fuck, the preserve of females, summer 2014 is back. In revenge for all the FAF messages that females get, its your turn to send them now, particularly as summer draws to a close. Sign up here by adding your post and then send your fancy a fuck message to the desired bloke. Fellas try and hold back to leave a good space for the women to enlist for service, or should that be servicing! Guys state how choosy you are or if you will accept any fancy a fuck demand upon you. "

Sophie,

The majority of men on here are not going to be choosy and will probably reply Yes

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Whoop whoop I got one

Fancy sharing, I don't mind sloppy seconds

I quite enjoy sharing either in some circumstances, but that would not be my call in this instance "

There was no need eventually, circumstances dictated otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in message away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I will throw my hat In The ring

Why not let see what happens !!!!

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Still here wandering in the background. ....

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