FabSwingers.com forum: Boris Johnson. Next PM?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think there is a very high chance.

Cant wait to see him stumble over No10s door step.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

good god NO.....

and I vote Conservative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the bold farage as his deputy leader, can't wait, it will be such a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the hell not. Boris bikes for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol,,ffs another reason why im voting YES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God no.

Having a tory is bad enouth but anyone else then him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a fool would really think people would vote for him and only a fool would vote for him and there are many fools in this country but not enough to get him to No 10.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Politics would be bloody good fun with Boris the bumbling buffoon in No10.

He is a breath of fresh air.

And Im not even a Tory!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once tried to write a comedy set based on Boris Johnson, but gave it up. I'm not going to pretend to have any expertise or much talent in that line, but cripes, I couldn't do the man justice. The stuff he's done is far beyond the realms of any material I could produce.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Unlike the US, we dont get to vote for leader, just our local MP. He will stand in a very safe seat, with no chance of losing. He would be a very bad move for the country. Ultra right wing, regressive and divisive - that sort of thing has been tried before and it does not support the population at large's well being, only the wealthy. As the conservatives have not managed to get a clear winning majority for some time, and have fallen so much in recent decades, this could be the move to kill them off. He is a con man chancer but more than call me Dave.

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By *corpiomanMan
over a year ago

harrogate

Boris looks and acts like a buffoon.

A ludicrous and bumbling clown that would make U.K. the butt of jokes worldwide if he was to become the Prime Minister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG

Now I am going to sound like a complte nut job, but this is true!

I had a dream that Borris became Prime Minister, but not long after he died and the country fell to bits!!! WTF

I dont really do politics, it was such a bizzare dream and even more bizzare the OP posted this in the forum.

Ooooooo get me getting all mystic meg lol

Right, i best go lay down in a dark room.

Miss Lovepuppies x

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

I like Boris!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris looks and acts like a buffoon.

A ludicrous and bumbling clown that would make U.K. the butt of jokes worldwide if he was to become the Prime Minister. "

Errrrrrrrm................no, I won't say it!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Boris looks and acts like a buffoon.

A ludicrous and bumbling clown that would make U.K. the butt of jokes worldwide if he was to become the Prime Minister.

Errrrrrrrm................no, I won't say it!

Go on... we're all thinking it!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Boris looks and acts like a buffoon.

A ludicrous and bumbling clown that would make U.K. the butt of jokes worldwide if he was to become the Prime Minister.

Errrrrrrrm................no, I won't say it!

George W Bush ?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

There's not much most of us can do to stop him becoming Tory leader but we can stop him becoming PM.

JUST DON'T VOTE TORY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't be the next pm as only chance he has is of Conservative leader is if the Tories have a bad performance at the general election next year under Cameron who then steps down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris looks and acts like a buffoon.

A ludicrous and bumbling clown that would make U.K. the butt of jokes worldwide if he was to become the Prime Minister.

Errrrrrrrm................no, I won't say it!

Go on... we're all thinking it!!

Okay, errrrrrrrm, ........you go first!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Boris looks and acts like a buffoon.

A ludicrous and bumbling clown that would make U.K. the butt of jokes worldwide if he was to become the Prime Minister.

Errrrrrrrm................no, I won't say it!

Go on... we're all thinking it!!

Okay, errrrrrrrm, ........you go first!

I'm thinking our current PM is doing a pretty good job already...

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

God forbid that ever happens

Ask the cockneys about the way he runs their town.

The mans an embarrassment.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I like the election slogan

B,J 4PM.

For me it's more a wish on my part ,,, ladies you know what to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris looks and acts like a buffoon.

A ludicrous and bumbling clown that would make U.K. the butt of jokes worldwide if he was to become the Prime Minister.

Errrrrrrrm................no, I won't say it!

Go on... we're all thinking it!!

Okay, errrrrrrrm, ........you go first!

I'm thinking our current PM is doing a pretty good job already...

Great minds..............

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Boris looks and acts like a buffoon.

A ludicrous and bumbling clown that would make U.K. the butt of jokes worldwide if he was to become the Prime Minister.

Errrrrrrrm................no, I won't say it!

Go on... we're all thinking it!!

Okay, errrrrrrrm, ........you go first!

I'm thinking our current PM is doing a pretty good job already...

Great minds..............

Why thank you! Perhaps I could do a better job as PM!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Anyone remember when Boris played in that charity football match for soccer aid, he did a Rhyno type spear tackle on an ex pro german football, diving headbutt to the nuts.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOivzoRc0I8

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Boris is very funny, affable and does a great job of appearing to be a fool. He isn't one and should not be underestimated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Politics would be bloody good fun with Boris the bumbling buffoon in No10.

He is a breath of fresh air.

And Im not even a Tory!

He's not a buffoon he's very clever and he knows the way he acts wins him a lot of support so he keeps it up.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Politics would be bloody good fun with Boris the bumbling buffoon in No10.

He is a breath of fresh air.

And Im not even a Tory!

He's not a buffoon he's very clever and he knows the way he acts wins him a lot of support so he keeps it up."

Here's the last thread on this:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/160995

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've heard a lot of people say he's a lot less daft than he lets people think he is. I've a feeling he will be the most divisive PM since that woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look on the bright side, we'd go down laughing

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Look on the bright side, we'd go down laughing "

I'm not going down on BoJo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've heard a lot of people say he's a lot less daft than he lets people think he is. I've a feeling he will be the most divisive PM since that woman. "

well at least he can't fuck the coal industry up

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I've heard a lot of people say he's a lot less daft than he lets people think he is. I've a feeling he will be the most divisive PM since that woman.

well at least he can't fuck the coal industry up

Still a sore subject.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Boris is really intelligent. He is the best of a bad bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris is really intelligent. He is the best of a bad bunch "

Intelligent he may be, but he is also sly.

A sly tory with ultra right wing _iews. That bodes well doesn't it

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"Boris is really intelligent. He is the best of a bad bunch

Intelligent he may be, but he is also sly.

A sly tory with ultra right wing _iews. That bodes well doesn't it

Ultra right wing.... My Arse all torts are right of center best place to be.. don't make us ultra racists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris is really intelligent. He is the best of a bad bunch

Intelligent he may be, but he is also sly.

A sly tory with ultra right wing _iews. That bodes well doesn't it

Ultra right wing.... My Arse all torts are right of center best place to be.. don't make us ultra racists"

Who said anything about racism?

Best place to be? lol, ok, if you say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris is really intelligent. He is the best of a bad bunch

Intelligent he may be, but he is also sly.

A sly tory with ultra right wing _iews. That bodes well doesn't it

What "ultra" right _iews are you talking about specifically?

Most of his _iews seem centre right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it quite amusing that as I type this, this thread immediately follows Blackadder in the forum list, - all it needs now is to be followed by the ukip thread & - mission accomplished!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BJ is well known around the world and would make a great PM as he is very down to earth and when he talks he sounds like an old school Englander compared to most MP's. He may have his faults and a touch sly, but then is any MP perfect?

Shame he is a Tory but would rather have BJ 4 PM then Cameron or Milliband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not George'dubya'Bush was made president of the good old US of A and lets be honest he was not the sharpest chisel in the tool box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We like Boris but as a prime minister, please no. Will only vote UKIP from now on. Look at the state of the country now after Labour and the conservatives have both been in power. Tony ruined everything and David is continuing with Tonys work. Nigel Farage please for next PM. It wont happen this time around. People are scared of change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We like Boris but as a prime minister, please no. Will only vote UKIP from now on. Look at the state of the country now after Labour and the conservatives have both been in power. Tony ruined everything and David is continuing with Tonys work. Nigel Farage please for next PM. It wont happen this time around. People are scared of change."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the amusing buffonery is an act .. very astute fellow .. just gets carried away sometimes which makes him unpredictable .. and a loose cannon .. so a rubbish clown of a pm .. its no from me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

He's one step closer now that he has officially been selected for Uxbridge.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Go Boris!!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Can't be any worse than what we have got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, I think he'd be an excellent Prime Minister. One thing no-one can argue about is that he has personality!

He's popular with Londoners and the whole bumbling buffoon act is just a front - he's actually very intelligent. Interestingly, he also qualifies for the post of President of the United States as he was born in America.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

He's intelligent enough to dupe some people but stupid and more than arrogant enough to think we'll consider his extreme right wing policies and bent will work in the average person's favour. A total sleaze ball without much moral backbone. When I want Coco the clown I'll visit a circus, but that desperate pig would be another nail in the UK's coffin. He should try standing in a non Tory seat and not a safe one but he's just a lightweight.

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

"He's intelligent enough to dupe some people but stupid and more than arrogant enough to think we'll consider his extreme right wing policies and bent will work in the average person's favour. A total sleaze ball without much moral backbone. When I want Coco the clown I'll visit a circus, but that desperate pig would be another nail in the UK's coffin. He should try standing in a non Tory seat and not a safe one but he's just a lightweight."

Seems some want sone form of Britain s got zero talent election.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andrew Marr just shredded Boris's arse on Brixit.....

I've never seen Bojo struggle so much....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Andrew Marr just shredded Boris's arse on Brixit.....

I've never seen Bojo struggle so much....

All I see is Andrew Marr butting in and not letting him speak..I wanted to hear some of the answers he was going to give...but no,I normally like Andrew Marr..but not this time...you didn't see him butting in all the time with the German guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Andrew Marr just shredded Boris's arse on Brixit.....

I've never seen Bojo struggle so much....

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It's a hard argument to argue as it's one of those subjects where one side is unwilling to be honest about the reality, a bit like the pro hunters or the pro gun lobby.

They're number one point should be I like shooting foxs and I like guns and it's a perfectly reasonable point but instead they skirt the issue and come up with nonsense like we're doing a service or its a tradition.

It's the same with many issues and brexit is no different there number one argument should be, i don't want unlimited amounts of foreigners just waltzing in!.

Again it's a perfectly OK position to have but due to the world we live in nobody wants to admit the truth any more, brexit should just be honest and make their case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yes he did interrupt Boris alot more than the other guy but then Boris was doing his usual stuttering and fluffing alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zac Goldsmith is better equipt. I'm pretty sure he will be PM one day, but they should skip Johnson and go straight for him, in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris looks and acts like a buffoon.

A ludicrous and bumbling clown that would make U.K. the butt of jokes worldwide if he was to become the Prime Minister. "

So pretty similar to what we have now then

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I think there is a very high chance.

Cant wait to see him stumble over No10s door step."

He's not stupid and not a bumbling toff, the persona of which he likes to portray. He won't trip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zac Goldsmith is better equipt. I'm pretty sure he will be PM one day, but they should skip Johnson and go straight for him, in my opinion."
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I've met Zack many times, he's actually quite a nice guy to chat to and no where near as pompous as you'd think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris looks and acts like a buffoon.

A ludicrous and bumbling clown that would make U.K. the butt of jokes worldwide if he was to become the Prime Minister.

So pretty similar to what we have now then

Far from it - you might not agree with his Politics but I would argue that Cameron is seen as a global laughing stock that someone like BoJo would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they want them on the show,at least let them speak..let Boris speak about leaving the EU,then have someone else next week about staying in.I don't need Andrew Marr chipping in all the time trying to score points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Andrew Marr just shredded Boris's arse on Brixit.....

I've never seen Bojo struggle so much....

I agree...... Boris seemed unwilling to stamp on it, and that showed a side to him that didn't add value to his credentials .....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Boris is a highly intelligent but lazy cunt. He does more than a cursory revision of the facts and figures he needs before an inter_iew and starts to bluster when his answer falls short. If it is going really badly he resorts to speaking in Latin.

The problem this country has at the moment is a real lack of talent in both leading political parties.

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

"I think there is a very high chance.

Cant wait to see him stumble over No10s door step.

He's not stupid and not a bumbling toff, the persona of which he likes to portray. He won't trip. "

Ooops!

Still think he is the new messiah?

Lolol

He is stitched up like a kipper and a puppet of parliament.

A victim of his own hubris in record time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent thread resurrection!

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

I am trying to find him a ditch........how he dies is up to somebody else

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I once tried to write a comedy set based on Boris Johnson, but gave it up. I'm not going to pretend to have any expertise or much talent in that line, but cripes, I couldn't do the man justice. The stuff he's done is far beyond the realms of any material I could produce.

Ah, Tina! He's proved beyond anything anyone would dare present as fiction, parody or even fact.

Tina, we miss you!

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