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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm back

What have I missed these last few weeks then , who has the gossip

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

hi moody .. long time no moo xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back!

I thought of you the other week when we walked the pier again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back Moody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well (heaves bosom heavenwards with arm resting on mop handle whilst adjusting curlers with free hand and gurning) there was this couple....... and oh you'd never believe what femme got up to with what'shisface. As for toshn and thingummy, their latest antics have really put the cat among the pigeons, fellow forumites were outraged and as you well know they are not usually outraged or in the least bit judgemental!!

(Apologies to Femme, Toshn, what'shisface and thingummy - your's were the first names that sprang to mind - you've obviously left an impression on me!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back

What have I missed these last few weeks then , who has the gossip

Ok here we go.

Some men are hung up on their size.

Is it rude not to reply

Manners cost nothing

Why do we all hate Bi guys

I've just been blocked and have never been so insulted in my life.

But the most controversial one was barm, bap, tea cake or roll.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Welcome back moody where you been hiding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back moody where you been hiding?

Well I tried and failed with one prince

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back

What have I missed these last few weeks then , who has the gossip

Ok here we go.

Some men are hung up on their size.

Is it rude not to reply

Manners cost nothing

Why do we all hate Bi guys

I've just been blocked and have never been so insulted in my life.

But the most controversial one was barm, bap, tea cake or roll. "

I'm off to find the barm bap tea cake or roll as that sounds exciting

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Welcome back moody where you been hiding?

Well I tried and failed with one prince

Oh you are having as much luck as me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well (heaves bosom heavenwards with arm resting on mop handle whilst adjusting curlers with free hand and gurning) there was this couple....... and oh you'd never believe what femme got up to with what'shisface. As for toshn and thingummy, their latest antics have really put the cat among the pigeons, fellow forumites were outraged and as you well know they are not usually outraged or in the least bit judgemental!!

(Apologies to Femme, Toshn, what'shisface and thingummy - your's were the first names that sprang to mind - you've obviously left an impression on me!)

Have you changed your name since I was away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back moody where you been hiding?

Well I tried and failed with one prince

Oh you are having as much luck as me lol

Yep lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women complaining about single men

Couples complaining about single men

Single men complaining they can meet

Lots of 'what's wrong with my profile I haven't been fucking like a rabbit since I joined the site 6 days ago' type posts

Well hung guys pointing out they're 8ins plus at every opportunity, even on 'oh look the sun is shining' type threads

Etc etc - i.e. probably exactly the same as it was before you left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh FFS, thought we'd seen the last of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back

What have I missed these last few weeks then , who has the gossip

Ok here we go.

Some men are hung up on their size.

Is it rude not to reply

Manners cost nothing

Why do we all hate Bi guys

I've just been blocked and have never been so insulted in my life.

But the most controversial one was barm, bap, tea cake or roll.

I'm off to find the barm bap tea cake or roll as that sounds exciting

We call crusty bread rolls cobs where I come from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking about you, you know. Wondered where you went.

Where on earth where ya?

Welcome backkkk x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back

What have I missed these last few weeks then , who has the gossip

Ok here we go.

Some men are hung up on their size.

Is it rude not to reply

Manners cost nothing

Why do we all hate Bi guys

I've just been blocked and have never been so insulted in my life.

But the most controversial one was barm, bap, tea cake or roll.

I'm off to find the barm bap tea cake or roll as that sounds exciting

We call crusty bread rolls cobs where I come from"

Don't start this again. The wounds are still healing from the last exchange

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Welcome back moody where you been hiding?

Well I tried and failed with one prince

Oh no!!

nice to see you back but sorry it didn't work out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to have you back!! Sorry it didn't work out with the bloke! But he couldn't have been your Prince Charming!

Hope you brought us biscuits x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oi oi moo moo. Your ears must have been burning

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Good to see you back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back

What have I missed these last few weeks then , who has the gossip

welcome back...now get tae

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Welcome back and yes, where are the biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh FFS, thought we'd seen the last of you

I'm like a bad smell me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi oi moo moo. Your ears must have been burning

Oh and why would that be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back and yes, where are the biscuits?

I'm just about to have a chocolate sundae so no biscuits just yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back Moody

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on then , who wants biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back mad eye xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back mad eye xxx

thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back Moody

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oi oi moo moo. Your ears must have been burning

Oh and why would that be

Only good things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi oi moo moo. Your ears must have been burning

Oh and why would that be

Only good things

Bloody hell I'm not good so going to be waiting a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Apologies to Femme, Toshn, what'shisface and thingummy - your's were the first names that sprang to mind - you've obviously left an impression on me!)

Have you changed your name since I was away

Yes, I got fed up with guys asking me whether I'm French!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm back

What have I missed these last few weeks then , who has the gossip

Do we know you?

(Welcome back!)

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Pops lost his 'tache in a trimming/shaving accident (don't worry, the beard is still there). Tina nearly took on additional forum insurance staff. A few people came back. No-one on a kiss, fuck, pass thread ever apparently kisses or fucks. Some faces were shown around on a Friday. ShagTonight has been relatively quiet about his 6 pack but Big Brother's on at the moment. In a nutshell!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(Apologies to Femme, Toshn, what'shisface and thingummy - your's were the first names that sprang to mind - you've obviously left an impression on me!)

Have you changed your name since I was away

Yes, I got fed up with guys asking me whether I'm French!"

I know I should know but I can't think , what was it before ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your thread title made me first think of the old milk advert........'watch out watch out watch out watch out, there's a Humphrey about'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your thread title made me first think of the old milk advert........'watch out watch out watch out watch out, there's a Humphrey about'

And now for some strange reason I've got the I'm a secret lemonade drinker song in my head

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oh,Stroppycalf, you have never been away for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gawd, how old are we ? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gawd, how old are we ? lol

Ssshhhhh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gawd, how old are we ? lol

Ssshhhhh lol "

Oh miss moody I wonder if you remember a strange thin lad who once came a visiting. You bought me a large purple one chocolate bar at our parting xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gawd, how old are we ? lol

Ssshhhhh lol

Oh miss moody I wonder if you remember a strange thin lad who once came a visiting. You bought me a large purple one chocolate bar at our parting xxx

Of course I do , how the devil are you ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

delighted to see your smile again. Welcome home sweet lady of many accents xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"delighted to see your smile again. Welcome home sweet lady of many accents xxx"

Thank you that's a lovely thing to say xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"delighted to see your smile again. Welcome home sweet lady of many accents xxx

Thank you that's a lovely thing to say xx"

So does this mean we can once again ignite the forums like we used too, casting all into our melting pot of madness? Perhaps I am too old for such delightful winding....

But fair maiden of many lands, it's nice to see you all the same xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"delighted to see your smile again. Welcome home sweet lady of many accents xxx

Thank you that's a lovely thing to say xx

So does this mean we can once again ignite the forums like we used too, casting all into our melting pot of madness? Perhaps I am too old for such delightful winding....

But fair maiden of many lands, it's nice to see you all the same xx"

Hell yes lol but I warn you now , keep it to yourself though. I think I'm madder than beforev

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then all is right with the world MC's madness is like the most delightful meringue, it melts on the tongue, fizzes through the mind and lays waste to the sultans of swing xx

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