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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

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To make you all smile on a Saturday morning

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone.

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare and Naked Twister.

WARNINGS:*

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

That's made my day, thanks. I wonder if I can take this for work?

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By *hocksandmissusCouple
over a year ago

Chester-ish

just love it and have to say it works too lol just as described xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear by it

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"That's made my day, thanks. I wonder if I can take this for work? "

it may help relieve some stress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is so funny xx

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

At last, medication that could work!

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By *rixie and dixieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Brilliant lol

Thank you for making me smile while wading through the ironing!!! F##king hate it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rushing out to get some

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

on the health kick

I can recommend the Vodka diet

went on it last week - and so far have lost 4 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might just try some, hold on...

Glug, glug, glug...

Yers ar all me besht mates on 'ere. I luvs all you fabbers...

Exiiiiit lightttt, eeeeeenter nighhhht, taaaaaaake my haaaaaand, we're off ta never never land yeahhhhhhhh

Who wants a fuck???

Zzzzzzzzzzz

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"on the health kick

I can recommend the Vodka diet

went on it last week - and so far have lost 4 days "

Amen

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

You mentioned talking to a pharmacist re this item. Firstly do you know has it been extensivly tested or is it one of the flghty designer solutions. Can you get it on prescription? (now that would cheer me up). Also we've heard that it can be available in its own self dispensing box hence doing away with such paraphernalia as a corkscrew??

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

This made me laugh and a bottle is probably cheaper than a prescription these days. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was so funny. Bless you x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Beware of alternative, cheaper , mass market competitors flooding the market - cleverly packaged to look just like genuine Cabernet Sauvignon !

Supermarkets are particularly guilty of this, passing off cheap imitations as the real thing, in fancy looking bottles with cleverly worded labels.

None of these are the real thing, are often imported cheaply from Eastern Europe or South America and will give no benefits at all - simply leaving you with a banging headache, a dodgy stomach and an exceedingly furry re tongue!

Make sure you're only buying genuine Cabernet Sauvignon from a reputable source.

And online purchases should definitely be avoided - you just don't know what you'll be drinking!

A

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"You mentioned talking to a pharmacist re this item. Firstly do you know has it been extensivly tested or is it one of the flghty designer solutions. Can you get it on prescription? (now that would cheer me up). Also we've heard that it can be available in its own self dispensing box hence doing away with such paraphernalia as a corkscrew?? "

i'll have a screw without the cork

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Beware of alternative, cheaper , mass market competitors flooding the market - cleverly packaged to look just like genuine Cabernet Sauvignon !

Supermarkets are particularly guilty of this, passing off cheap imitations as the real thing, in fancy looking bottles with cleverly worded labels.

None of these are the real thing, are often imported cheaply from Eastern Europe or South America and will give no benefits at all - simply leaving you with a banging headache, a dodgy stomach and an exceedingly furry re tongue!

Make sure you're only buying genuine Cabernet Sauvignon from a reputable source.

And online purchases should definitely be avoided - you just don't know what you'll be drinking!

A"

i'll take you to my wine cellar, no cheap plunk for you Obi

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