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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have a great weekend whatever yer up too .Dont do out i wont do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck at work but I will still wish all you lovely people a good morning.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Morning. No idea why I'm awake three hours before I need to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, don't even no why I'm still awake ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urghhh.. im 'awake'

Actually thats a fib.. my eyes are being propped open by matchsticks. And doubt my brain is functioning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I get up at 4 all week then on me day off im up at bleeding 5

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli

Morning all just got back chamz in Newport xxx was great fun xxx goodnight xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Urghhh.. im 'awake'

Actually thats a fib.. my eyes are being propped open by matchsticks. And doubt my brain is functioning "
Dont think we would notice the brain bit Giles

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Morning all. Woke at 4:30 with a stupidly itchy foot. Dunno what that's all about, but it won't stop.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

is it morning ...can we appoint a tea monitor ...cough cough !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a great weekend whatever yer up too .Dont do out i wont do "

lol as if x

morning x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is it morning ...can we appoint a tea monitor ...cough cough !!"
Nice one . The jobs yours . White 2 sugars please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, woke at 3am and have done a wash and tumble dried it all. Another cup of chai tea is in order methinks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a great weekend whatever yer up too .Dont do out i wont do

lol as if x

morning x "
Good morning oh lusty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a great weekend whatever yer up too .Dont do out i wont do

lol as if x

morning x Good morning oh lusty one "

tired n lusty x

bad week x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just zapped a humungous spider in my room . How brave am i

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

toshn ..dont be flippently handing me jobs ..you know i have an underlyinging weakness for you !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a great weekend whatever yer up too .Dont do out i wont do

lol as if x

morning x Good morning oh lusty one

tired n lusty x

bad week x "
Aww well have yerself a lusty weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"toshn ..dont be flippently handing me jobs ..you know i have an underlyinging weakness for you !"
Sorry i thought the cough was your volenteering

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"toshn ..dont be flippently handing me jobs ..you know i have an underlyinging weakness for you !"
Shucks

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

It never fails in the movies ...splutter ..splutter !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It never fails in the movies ...splutter ..splutter !!"
Works on me . I am so easily pleased . Tea it is

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Morning

It's Saturday....... It's 5am..... and it's wide awake

I could soooooo use a lie in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning

It's Saturday....... It's 5am..... and it's wide awake

I could soooooo use a lie in "
Have a nanna nap later

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

I had the wrong tune in my head ...its friday ..its 5pm ..and its crackerjack !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all and to all a good morning, cricket at Trent bridge for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning.

Off to work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yep its saturday . Crack on with that tea

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

cucumber sandwiches for me at elevenses ...how is everyone elses day unfolding ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still in.bed and no plans to move for the forseeable future

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

shuffle up ...room for one small one im sure !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"shuffle up ...room for one small one im sure !! "
ok but dont you be keeping me awake

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

im low maintenance ..i promise !!

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By *avindaWoman
over a year ago

North Wales


"Still in.bed and no plans to move for the forseeable future "

I am still in bed and contemplating my forseeable future as my redundacy started yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im low maintenance ..i promise !! "
oh thats ok.then

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Morning

It's Saturday....... It's 5am..... and it's wide awake

I could soooooo use a lie in Have a nanna nap later "

I'm not allowed lol just just to try not to get caught

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still in.bed and no plans to move for the forseeable future

I am still in bed and contemplating my forseeable future as my redundacy started yesterday. "
Aww sorry to hear that . I am sure you will find something hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning

It's Saturday....... It's 5am..... and it's wide awake

I could soooooo use a lie in Have a nanna nap later

I'm not allowed lol just just to try not to get caught "
The snoring always gives me away

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

shucks _avinda ..hope something comes around the corner for you soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"shucks _avinda ..hope something comes around the corner for you soon"
Yeah me too x

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By *avindaWoman
over a year ago

North Wales


"Still in.bed and no plans to move for the forseeable future

I am still in bed and contemplating my forseeable future as my redundancy started yesterday. Aww sorry to hear that . I am sure you will find something hun xx"

Thank you, its a big change to face,

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Morning

It's Saturday....... It's 5am..... and it's wide awake

I could soooooo use a lie in Have a nanna nap later

I'm not allowed lol just just to try not to get caught The snoring always gives me away "

I snuck the quilt onto the sofa last time and felt soooooo much better after, but got caught lol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

you wanna try mine honey ..i went from being the purchasing clerk for 18 years to being the forklift truck driver !

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By *avindaWoman
over a year ago

North Wales


"you wanna try mine honey ..i went from being the purchasing clerk for 18 years to being the forklift truck driver !"

Now that was a change, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning

It's Saturday....... It's 5am..... and it's wide awake

I could soooooo use a lie in iHave a nanna nap later

I'm not allowed lol just just to try not to get caught The snoring always gives me away

I snuck the quilt onto the sofa last time and felt soooooo much better after, but got caught lol "
Yeah the quilt may of just gave it away

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

happier being the forklift driver though ...funny how it works out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got sooooo much to do this morning but cant be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning tosh.

What ya gotta do?

Morning all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning, hope you all have a great weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

furious this morning sexy fabbers! woke up late couldnt av my daily play before work..... so now have no choice but to play few times at work!!! oh my dayz lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning tosh.

What ya gotta do?

Morning all xx"
Well let me tell yer . Washing . Ironing . Cleaning . Shopping . Driving to see my kids . And sneak in a grandad nap somewhere inbetween xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. Have a great weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Will give it a hour and then im.up and at em

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Morning tosh.

What ya gotta do?

Morning all xx Well let me tell yer . Washing . Ironing . Cleaning . Shopping . Driving to see my kids . And sneak in a grandad nap somewhere inbetween xx"

Pop by and share my quilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. Have a great weekend. "

Good morning you too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning tosh.

What ya gotta do?

Morning all xx Well let me tell yer . Washing . Ironing . Cleaning . Shopping . Driving to see my kids . And sneak in a grandad nap somewhere inbetween xx

Pop by and share my quilt "
We would surely get caught

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has everyone gone back to bed ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has everyone gone back to bed ? "
looks like its just me and you Tosh . Now what shall we do yer sexy stud muffin

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

Psssttt ! im still awake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Psssttt ! im still awake"
psssst good

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

we could do a serious dad dance right now and no one would notice !

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe


"Still in.bed and no plans to move for the forseeable future

I am still in bed and contemplating my forseeable future as my redundacy started yesterday. "

Have a brew whilst contemplating and do it positively. It could be a whole new lease of life. Good luck.

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe


"Still in.bed and no plans to move for the forseeable future

I am still in bed and contemplating my forseeable future as my redundacy started yesterday. "

Have a brew whilst contemplating and do it positively. It could be a whole new lease of life. Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we could do a serious dad dance right now and no one would notice !"

I'd notice but no ones talking to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we could do a serious dad dance right now and no one would notice !"
Trust me . People would notice my dad dancing

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

Morning all have a wonderful Saturday I'm gonna get up and run my feather duster around the house. I have a viewing and hopefully a sale later.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Morning. .... Been up most of the night as mr s has toothache .. .. and eldest grandson stayed with me doing his best starfish impression! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we could do a serious dad dance right now and no one would notice !

I'd notice but no ones talking to me "
Morning PP my mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we could do a serious dad dance right now and no one would notice !

I'd notice but no ones talking to me Morning PP my mate "

Morning

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By *etentMan
over a year ago

maidstone

Morning everyone...working till 6

Then going to a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone...working till 6

Then going to a party "

ooooh would this be a naughty party???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we could do a serious dad dance right now and no one would notice !

I'd notice but no ones talking to me Morning PP my mate

Morning"
yer know me PP i will talk to anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we could do a serious dad dance right now and no one would notice !

I'd notice but no ones talking to me Morning PP my mate

Morning yer know me PP i will talk to anyone "

with boobs

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm off to Thorpe Park

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we could do a serious dad dance right now and no one would notice !

I'd notice but no ones talking to me Morning PP my mate

Morning yer know me PP i will talk to anyone

with boobs "
Well i must admit they do help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we could do a serious dad dance right now and no one would notice !

I'd notice but no ones talking to me Morning PP my mate

Morning yer know me PP i will talk to anyone

with boobs Well i must admit they do help "

Indeed it does my friend

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Morning all

Have a great day

I'm off to Stamford to take my mother for a MRI scan

What a good girl am I for a change he he

D x

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe


"Morning. .... Been up most of the night as mr s has toothache .. .. and eldest grandson stayed with me doing his best starfish impression! ! "

Send mr S to the emergency dentist he can take the grandson who can entertain the waiting room with his starfish impression. You can go have a snooze. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do i get up or go back to sleep . This is the important decsions i have to make in my life . So stressful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has everyone gone back to bed ? looks like its just me and you Tosh . Now what shall we do yer sexy stud muffin "

Haha stud muffin

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Morning. .... Been up most of the night as mr s has toothache .. .. and eldest grandson stayed with me doing his best starfish impression! !

Send mr S to the emergency dentist he can take the grandson who can entertain the waiting room with his starfish impression. You can go have a snooze. Lol "

that sounds like the perfect solution! ! Right now they are both doing mine craft lego munching banana on toast and I have gone back to bed with the cat. ... He takes far less room and doesn't ask me if I'm awake every five mins lol

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe


"Do i get up or go back to sleep . This is the important decsions i have to make in my life . So stressful "

Get up and make that brew n a bacon Sarnie while you plan the day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has everyone gone back to bed ? looks like its just me and you Tosh . Now what shall we do yer sexy stud muffin

Haha stud muffin "
Hey dont laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do i get up or go back to sleep . This is the important decsions i have to make in my life . So stressful "

Het up you lazy bugger. You got a busy day by the looks of things. And you need yer grandad nap too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do i get up or go back to sleep . This is the important decsions i have to make in my life . So stressful

Get up and make that brew n a bacon Sarnie while you plan the day. "
oh someone could make me a brew and a bacon sarnie while i relax . Just a thought

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over a year ago


"Has everyone gone back to bed ? looks like its just me and you Tosh . Now what shall we do yer sexy stud muffin

Haha stud muffin Hey dont laugh "

Bleeding blueberry muffin i would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do i get up or go back to sleep . This is the important decsions i have to make in my life . So stressful "

get up you lazy sod and get the kettle on people are gagging here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do i get up or go back to sleep . This is the important decsions i have to make in my life . So stressful

Het up you lazy bugger. You got a busy day by the looks of things. And you need yer grandad nap too "

Morning some one sounds very cheeky this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh just pick on Tosh why dont yer both . Yer can see im tired and emotional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do i get up or go back to sleep . This is the important decsions i have to make in my life . So stressful

get up you lazy sod and get the kettle on people are gagging here "

Morning PP, yeah you tell him

Yeah come on tosh im daggin

Gor a cuppa that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do i get up or go back to sleep . This is the important decsions i have to make in my life . So stressful

Het up you lazy bugger. You got a busy day by the looks of things. And you need yer grandad nap too

Morning some one sounds very cheeky this morning "

PP im always cheeky

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Oh just pick on Tosh why dont yer both . Yer can see im tired and emotional "

can ya be tired and emotional while you make a cuppa? ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh just pick on Tosh why dont yer both . Yer can see im tired and emotional

can ya be tired and emotional while you make a cuppa? ? "
i come in here looking for sympathy and you lot just want me for me tea making skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning lovelies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning tosh, mornin all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning tosh, morning all hope it's a fab weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah at last . Some lovely polite folk have entered the room . Stick kettle on theres a love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah at last . Some lovely polite folk have entered the room . Stick kettle on theres a love "
polite? Where

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah at last . Some lovely polite folk have entered the room . Stick kettle on theres a love polite? Where "
shusssh lets pretend . There all thick as pig shit they wont suss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah at last . Some lovely polite folk have entered the room . Stick kettle on theres a love polite? Where shusssh lets pretend . There all thick as pig shit they wont suss "

We're whispering this right, nobody can hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah at last . Some lovely polite folk have entered the room . Stick kettle on theres a love "

Shurrup and stick kettle on man

In the time you have been moaning we could have had a brew ten times over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh just pick on Tosh why dont yer both . Yer can see im tired and emotional "

Bollocks if you want sympathy get ya self down to the sally army

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah at last . Some lovely polite folk have entered the room . Stick kettle on theres a love polite? Where shusssh lets pretend . There all thick as pig shit they wont suss

We're whispering this right, nobody can hear "
yep . Shussh x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah at last . Some lovely polite folk have entered the room . Stick kettle on theres a love

Shurrup and stick kettle on man

In the time you have been moaning we could have had a brew ten times over."
10 cups of tea . Yer will be pissing all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh just pick on Tosh why dont yer both . Yer can see im tired and emotional

Bollocks if you want sympathy get ya self down to the sally army "
i bet they would make me a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah at last . Some lovely polite folk have entered the room . Stick kettle on theres a love polite? Where shusssh lets pretend . There all thick as pig shit they wont suss

We're whispering this right, nobody can hear yep . Shussh x"

Oi twatbag tosh i heard that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning All

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you wanna try mine honey ..i went from being the purchasing clerk for 18 years to being the forklift truck driver !

Now that was a change, lol "

Hey Davina

I went from being a roughneck on the oil rigs (He who puts the piping down the hole) to being an IT consultant.

I hope.you find.something soon though xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah at last . Some lovely polite folk have entered the room . Stick kettle on theres a love polite? Where shusssh lets pretend . There all thick as pig shit they wont suss

We're whispering this right, nobody can hear yep . Shussh x"

Too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh just pick on Tosh why dont yer both . Yer can see im tired and emotional

can ya be tired and emotional while you make a cuppa? ? i come in here looking for sympathy and you lot just want me for me tea making skills "

Awww Hunnie, I don't want ya for tea making................. I want coffee

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah at last . Some lovely polite folk have entered the room . Stick kettle on theres a love polite? Where shusssh lets pretend . There all thick as pig shit they wont suss

We're whispering this right, nobody can hear yep . Shussh x

Oi twatbag tosh i heard that "
Shit sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning All "
Good morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh just pick on Tosh why dont yer both . Yer can see im tired and emotional

can ya be tired and emotional while you make a cuppa? ? i come in here looking for sympathy and you lot just want me for me tea making skills

Awww Hunnie, I don't want ya for tea making................. I want coffee

Morning all "

Morning he'll do you a butty too if you flutter him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh just pick on Tosh why dont yer both . Yer can see im tired and emotional

can ya be tired and emotional while you make a cuppa? ? i come in here looking for sympathy and you lot just want me for me tea making skills o

Awww Hunnie, I don't want ya for tea making................. I want coffee

Morning all "
you want me for me sexy ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh just pick on Tosh why dont yer both . Yer can see im tired and emotional

can ya be tired and emotional while you make a cuppa? ? i come in here looking for sympathy and you lot just want me for me tea making skills o

Awww Hunnie, I don't want ya for tea making................. I want coffee

Morning all you want me for me sexy ass "

NO I said COFFEE . And bacon oh and go on then more bacon

Bacon makes everything better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh just pick on Tosh why dont yer both . Yer can see im tired and emotional

can ya be tired and emotional while you make a cuppa? ? i come in here looking for sympathy and you lot just want me for me tea making skills

Awww Hunnie, I don't want ya for tea making................. I want coffee

Morning all

Morning he'll do you a butty too if you flutter him "

Yeah when he's dragged his ass out of bed and done the shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh just pick on Tosh why dont yer both . Yer can see im tired and emotional

can ya be tired and emotional while you make a cuppa? ? i come in here looking for sympathy and you lot just want me for me tea making skills o

Awww Hunnie, I don't want ya for tea making................. I want coffee

Morning all you want me for me sexy ass

NO I said COFFEE . And bacon oh and go on then more bacon

Bacon makes everything better "

You sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning All. Toshn you got the kettle on yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning All Good morning "

Morning sexybum.. Where's ya pinny ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all.

Hope you all have a great weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, kettle on , cup ready with yorkshire teabag in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all you good..ish People

I need a Bucket of Coffee

Hangin Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all, kettle on , cup ready with yorkshire teabag in "
one tea bag won't go very far. What about the rest of us? Spitting feathers here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all, kettle on , cup ready with yorkshire teabag in one tea bag won't go very far. What about the rest of us? Spitting feathers here "

Been biting the pillow again have ya

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Tosh hope your well

Morning all

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all you good..ish People

I need a Bucket of Coffee

Hangin Gimp "

Just the one

wibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Tosh. Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all you good..ish People

I need a Bucket of Coffee

Hangin Gimp

Just the one

wibble"

I need a caffeine I.V. drip this morning

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Morning Toshn, morning all, what a utterly crap day. Milk no sugar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all, kettle on , cup ready with yorkshire teabag in one tea bag won't go very far. What about the rest of us? Spitting feathers here Dont mind making the tea but not making the bacon butties "

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Morning tosh.

What ya gotta do?

Morning all xx Well let me tell yer . Washing . Ironing . Cleaning . Shopping . Driving to see my kids . And sneak in a grandad nap somewhere inbetween xx

Pop by and share my quilt We would surely get caught "

That's OK..... it just sleeping that's not sorry I dozed again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Tosh and the rest. I am at work till 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all you good..ish People

I need a Bucket of Coffee

Hangin Gimp

Just the one

wibble"

I try not to be too demanding.

The first time

Flippity Flop

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh just pick on Tosh why dont yer both . Yer can see im tired and emotional

can ya be tired and emotional while you make a cuppa? ? i come in here looking for sympathy and you lot just want me for me tea making skills o

Awww Hunnie, I don't want ya for tea making................. I want coffee

Morning all you want me for me sexy ass

NO I said COFFEE . And bacon oh and go on then more bacon

Bacon makes everything better

You sure "

Absolutely, bacon on everything is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all x

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Morning , staying with family at the moment .

So can someone tell me , is there some scientific research that can explain how a 5 year old seems to stretch to triple their size when they sneak into bed with you at 6 am ?

I mean how much of the double bed does a five year old need ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey all x"

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all! Currently lying in my hotel listening to Frank Turner, ready to start the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all! Currently lying in my hotel listening to Frank Turner, ready to start the day! "

Morning. have fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Back after a doze .Did anyone make that tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back after a doze .Did anyone make that tea "

NOPE

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By *etentMan
over a year ago

maidstone


"Morning everyone...working till 6

Then going to a party

ooooh would this be a naughty party??? "

I wish...but unfortunately not

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By *rixie and dixieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Morning

It's Saturday....... It's 5am..... and it's wide awake

I could soooooo use a lie in Have a nanna nap later "

Def need a nanna nap later as Jaydees tonight!! Can't fall asleep giving a bj can I??

Posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back after a doze .Did anyone make that tea

NOPE "
Lazy mares

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning

It's Saturday....... It's 5am..... and it's wide awake

I could soooooo use a lie in Have a nanna nap later

Def need a nanna nap later as Jaydees tonight!! Can't fall asleep giving a bj can I??

Posh "
nope you could choke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning

It's Saturday....... It's 5am..... and it's wide awake

I could soooooo use a lie in Have a nanna nap later

Def need a nanna nap later as Jaydees tonight!! Can't fall asleep giving a bj can I??

Posh "

no that would be very rude

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Bonjour everyone. Looks like summer is back down south!! First time in weeks i can have breakfast outside.

Have a great week end

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By *ave and vicky xxWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Morning xxx

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Morning all, hope you all have a great weekend

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

good morning fablanders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very good morning to you all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good morning to all the new lazy ones whos just got up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back after a doze .Did anyone make that tea Made it but its gone cold as you fell asleep!! "

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Morning all...just listening to the end of Sounds of The Sixties on Radio 2 (rock n roll lifestyle don'tcha know) then I'm off to take Mam shopping before heading off to Blackpool for Greedy Girls party at Connections tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back after a doze .Did anyone make that tea Made it but its gone cold as you fell asleep!! "
well pop the kettle back on . Im awake now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all...just listening to the end of Sounds of The Sixties on Radio 2 (rock n roll lifestyle don'tcha know) then I'm off to take Mam shopping before heading off to Blackpool for Greedy Girls party at Connections tonight "
Wow and what you gonna do in yer spare time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back after a doze .Did anyone make that tea Made it but its gone cold as you fell asleep!! well pop the kettle back on . Im awake now Its on but will warn you my tea is like nats pee ! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back after a doze .Did anyone make that tea Made it but its gone cold as you fell asleep!! well pop the kettle back on . Im awake now Its on but will warn you my tea is like nats pee ! "
Never tried nats pee and i have always said " i will try out once "

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Morning all...just listening to the end of Sounds of The Sixties on Radio 2 (rock n roll lifestyle don'tcha know) then I'm off to take Mam shopping before heading off to Blackpool for Greedy Girls party at Connections tonight Wow and what you gonna do in yer spare time "

I may find 5 minutes to broker peace in the Middle East and resolve the Ukrainian problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all...just listening to the end of Sounds of The Sixties on Radio 2 (rock n roll lifestyle don'tcha know) then I'm off to take Mam shopping before heading off to Blackpool for Greedy Girls party at Connections tonight Wow and what you gonna do in yer spare time

I may find 5 minutes to broker peace in the Middle East and resolve the Ukrainian problem "
well long as you are not wasting away your precious time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning tosh, morning all. working on a pj today tileing all day, deep joy.

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By *rixie and dixieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Morning

It's Saturday....... It's 5am..... and it's wide awake

I could soooooo use a lie in Have a nanna nap later

Def need a nanna nap later as Jaydees tonight!! Can't fall asleep giving a bj can I??

Posh nope you could choke "

Very true!!! I could but maybe if I'm having some attention paid to me too it would solve problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning

It's Saturday....... It's 5am..... and it's wide awake

I could soooooo use a lie in Have a nanna nap later

Def need a nanna nap later as Jaydees tonight!! Can't fall asleep giving a bj can I??

Posh nope you could choke

Very true!!! I could but maybe if I'm having some attention paid to me too it would solve problem "
i am very sure you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in bed, waiting for lazy ass to wake up lol

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By *rixie and dixieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Morning

It's Saturday....... It's 5am..... and it's wide awake

I could soooooo use a lie in Have a nanna nap later

Def need a nanna nap later as Jaydees tonight!! Can't fall asleep giving a bj can I??

Posh nope you could choke

Very true!!! I could but maybe if I'm having some attention paid to me too it would solve problem i am very sure you will "

Hoping so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back after a doze .Did anyone make that tea Made it but its gone cold as you fell asleep!! well pop the kettle back on . Im awake now "

We could all die of thirst by the time you've made a brew today !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning, still waiting for the missus to wake up. Last three days left of our holiday. Car broke yesterday. Please god let us just enjoy these last few days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back after a doze .Did anyone make that tea Made it but its gone cold as you fell asleep!! well pop the kettle back on . Im awake now

We could all die of thirst by the time you've made a brew today ! "
i thought you was treating me to one

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Back after a doze .Did anyone make that tea Made it but its gone cold as you fell asleep!! well pop the kettle back on . Im awake now

We could all die of thirst by the time you've made a brew today ! i thought you was treating me to one "

omg... You could die of thirst waiting for this tea

Can I have mine in a cat mug

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back after a doze .Did anyone make that tea Made it but its gone cold as you fell asleep!! well pop the kettle back on . Im awake now

We could all die of thirst by the time you've made a brew today ! i thought you was treating me to one

omg... You could die of thirst waiting for this tea

Can I have mine in a cat mug

"
Theres only one mug in here Yep Tosh the tea maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it time for your nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all I'm an attached man looking for NSA fun please don't judge me. I'm after having meets with black women are there any interested out there I'm almost giving up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who is going to be the 175th poster mmmm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is going to be the 175th poster mmmm xx"

Meeeeee

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