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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Anyone fancy a shag???

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Yeah baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yum! Yes! xx

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Yeah baby

Are you feeling randy baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Bloody hell, you're brave.

Hundreds of respondents say 'yes'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to date for at least 2 weeks before I exchange juices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a good hard shag! It's been a while and everyone's been telling me how they got a shag recently!! Grr

...so, yes please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit busy right now but a have 20 for a car fumble if you want to meet me in Brum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I show you my bum can I have one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.. I've forgotten what to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will tomorrow night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag???

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Yes please anytime

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hi, hope I'm not too late for all of the hard fucking. I'm in!

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Absolutely!! Would love to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm doing the chat thing wrong, let alone getting a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, hope I'm not too late for all of the hard fucking. I'm in!"

The random shag thread generator has teamed you up with Meat2Pleaseyou. You are now free to message and arrange hard shagging.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yeah... can I stay for the weekend please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was looking forward to my lunch session. But he canceled.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hi, hope I'm not too late for all of the hard fucking. I'm in!

The random shag thread generator has teamed you up with Meat2Pleaseyou. You are now free to message and arrange hard shagging. "

That's me sorted... I'll take this particular threesome please!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Yeah... can I stay for the weekend please?

Of course and you can use fab after 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was looking forward to my lunch session. But he canceled. "

Boo ! Hopefully you'll get another offer Violet !

I could definitely do with a shag after perving photos on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually , decided I fancy a boogie first then a shag !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag???

No thanks your alright luv

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anyone fancy a shag???

No thanks your alright luv"

Spoil sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually , decided I fancy a boogie first then a shag !

(Promises marmite)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually , decided I fancy a boogie first then a shag !

(Promises marmite)"

Ha ha ! What to smear all over you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually , decided I fancy a boogie first then a shag !

(Promises marmite)

Ha ha ! What to smear all over you?

Go on then..seeing as it's you. I'd let you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was looking forward to my lunch session. But he canceled.

Boo ! Hopefully you'll get another offer Violet !

I could definitely do with a shag after perving photos on here!

No that feeling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha and some people accuse guys for look at me posts!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Haha and some people accuse guys for look at me posts! "

I know I'm having a look at me moment, you will get over it shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha and some people accuse guys for look at me posts!

I know I'm having a look at me moment, you will get over it shortly

I didn't say there was anything wrong with it!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Haha and some people accuse guys for look at me posts!

I know I'm having a look at me moment, you will get over it shortly

I didn't say there was anything wrong with it! "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't make your knees tremble,

from a soft and sensual kiss,

I can't make your heart melt

and your body to feel the bliss,

And I cant make your head spin from

a tongue that dances and darts.

But if you want to laugh your head off

when your flange lets out loud farts,

and if you don't mind an old git with a very tiny cock

Look no further and come and get YeOldeWitchDoc

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

any room for a little one?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Yeah... can I stay for the weekend please?

Of course and you can use fab after 9

Hurrah!

I think I've come up with a cunning plan!

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Is this a trick question? I don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Do you take it up the bum???

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

aw .. ok then .. seeing as its you

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Do you take it up the bum???

Go in then without Lube I'm feeling hardcore

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Is this a trick question? I don't get it

As it's you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Do you take it up the bum???

Go in then without Lube I'm feeling hardcore

OK, Im on the way around with the Castrol GTX and a smile x

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Is this a trick question? I don't get it

As it's you

Go on then, give me a ticket and I will get in the queue xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha and some people accuse guys for look at me posts!

I know I'm having a look at me moment, you will get over it shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for a shag if any one wants to join me

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm up for a shag if any one wants to join me "

just give me a few hours and i'll be there with a cucumber, bottle of baby oil and some duct tape

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Do you take it up the bum???

Go in then without Lube I'm feeling hardcore

OK, Im on the way around with the Castrol GTX and a smile x"

Woo hooo better have a quick douche don't want a sweet corn moment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have the energy to Shag anybody, however any lady can Shag me lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't have the energy to Shag anybody, however any lady can Shag me lol

Typical man let the woman do all the work

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm getting one Monday night and its been long awaited, I'm looking forward to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Do you take it up the bum???

Go in then without Lube I'm feeling hardcore

OK, Im on the way around with the Castrol GTX and a smile x

Woo hooo better have a quick douche don't want a sweet corn moment lol

Thank God for that, I hate sweetcorn.

Do you do ATM?

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Anyone fancy a shag???

well if your offering would be rude to say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have the energy to Shag anybody, however any lady can Shag me lol

Typical man let the woman do all the work

May manage a few nibbles here and there

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm getting one Monday night and its been long awaited, I'm looking forward to it

Oh is it with hot stud?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Yeah baby

Are you feeling randy baby

Horny baby, very horny baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Do you take it up the bum???

Go in then without Lube I'm feeling hardcore

OK, Im on the way around with the Castrol GTX and a smile x

Woo hooo better have a quick douche don't want a sweet corn moment lol

Thank God for that, I hate sweetcorn.

Do you do ATM?

Are you going to shove your card up her arse, and where will the money be dispensed ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Do you take it up the bum???

Go in then without Lube I'm feeling hardcore

OK, Im on the way around with the Castrol GTX and a smile x

Woo hooo better have a quick douche don't want a sweet corn moment lol

Thank God for that, I hate sweetcorn.

Do you do ATM?

Are you going to shove your card up her arse, and where will the money be dispensed ?"

Durr, dumb question. From the penny slot around the front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Do you take it up the bum???

Go in then without Lube I'm feeling hardcore

OK, Im on the way around with the Castrol GTX and a smile x

Woo hooo better have a quick douche don't want a sweet corn moment lol

Thank God for that, I hate sweetcorn.

Do you do ATM?

Are you going to shove your card up her arse, and where will the money be dispensed ?

Durr, dumb question. From the penny slot around the front

Silly me , of course.

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By *rixie and dixieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I can't make your knees tremble,

from a soft and sensual kiss,

I can't make your heart melt

and your body to feel the bliss,

And I cant make your head spin from

a tongue that dances and darts.

But if you want to laugh your head off

when your flange lets out loud farts,

and if you don't mind an old git with a very tiny cock

Look no further and come and get YeOldeWitchDoc

Made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight, I'm washing me hair babes

But get your people to speak to my people, and in sure I could fit you next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verse 2

I can't offer you the romance

of a candlelit meal for two.

I can't offer champers and strawberries

and lick and eat them all off you.

I can't offer aromatic oil massage

after a romp in a bath for two

But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.

I'm not saying that my dick is small

cause relatively it's not,

As long as you are measuring it

Next to a small maggot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Verse 2

I can't offer you the romance

of a candlelit meal for two.

I can't offer champers and strawberries

and lick and eat them all off you.

I can't offer aromatic oil massage

after a romp in a bath for two

But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.

I'm not saying that my dick is small

cause relatively it's not,

As long as you are measuring it

Next to a small maggot

Do you work for Hallmark Cards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Verse 2

I can't offer you the romance

of a candlelit meal for two.

I can't offer champers and strawberries

and lick and eat them all off you.

I can't offer aromatic oil massage

after a romp in a bath for two

But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.

I'm not saying that my dick is small

cause relatively it's not,

As long as you are measuring it

Next to a small maggot

Do you work for Hallmark Cards?

Nope just WitchDoc's Brain Farts

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By *rixie and dixieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Verse 2

I can't offer you the romance

of a candlelit meal for two.

I can't offer champers and strawberries

and lick and eat them all off you.

I can't offer aromatic oil massage

after a romp in a bath for two

But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.

I'm not saying that my dick is small

cause relatively it's not,

As long as you are measuring it

Next to a small maggot

Do you work for Hallmark Cards?

Nope just WitchDoc's Brain Farts

Love a man of many words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Verse 2

I can't offer you the romance

of a candlelit meal for two.

I can't offer champers and strawberries

and lick and eat them all off you.

I can't offer aromatic oil massage

after a romp in a bath for two

But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.

I'm not saying that my dick is small

cause relatively it's not,

As long as you are measuring it

Next to a small maggot

Do you work for Hallmark Cards?

Nope just WitchDoc's Brain Farts

Love a man of many words

Ahh I like spraying my seed around but it often falls on stony ground

I'm glad you enjoyed

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By *rixie and dixieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Verse 2

I can't offer you the romance

of a candlelit meal for two.

I can't offer champers and strawberries

and lick and eat them all off you.

I can't offer aromatic oil massage

after a romp in a bath for two

But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.

I'm not saying that my dick is small

cause relatively it's not,

As long as you are measuring it

Next to a small maggot

Do you work for Hallmark Cards?

Nope just WitchDoc's Brain Farts

Love a man of many words

Ahh I like spraying my seed around but it often falls on stony ground

I'm glad you enjoyed

I did thank you - needed a chuckle after feeling poorly for last 3 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Verse 2

I can't offer you the romance

of a candlelit meal for two.

I can't offer champers and strawberries

and lick and eat them all off you.

I can't offer aromatic oil massage

after a romp in a bath for two

But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.

I'm not saying that my dick is small

cause relatively it's not,

As long as you are measuring it

Next to a small maggot

Do you work for Hallmark Cards?

Nope just WitchDoc's Brain Farts

Love a man of many words

Ahh I like spraying my seed around but it often falls on stony ground

I'm glad you enjoyed

I did thank you - needed a chuckle after feeling poorly for last 3 days

Aww hope you feel better soon

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By *rixie and dixieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Verse 2

I can't offer you the romance

of a candlelit meal for two.

I can't offer champers and strawberries

and lick and eat them all off you.

I can't offer aromatic oil massage

after a romp in a bath for two

But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.

I'm not saying that my dick is small

cause relatively it's not,

As long as you are measuring it

Next to a small maggot

Do you work for Hallmark Cards?

Nope just WitchDoc's Brain Farts

Love a man of many words

Ahh I like spraying my seed around but it often falls on stony ground

I'm glad you enjoyed

I did thank you - needed a chuckle after feeling poorly for last 3 days

Aww hope you feel better soon

Thank you having a peek at your pics has made me feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Verse 2

I can't offer you the romance

of a candlelit meal for two.

I can't offer champers and strawberries

and lick and eat them all off you.

I can't offer aromatic oil massage

after a romp in a bath for two

But I can make you wish for something bigger when I enter you.

I'm not saying that my dick is small

cause relatively it's not,

As long as you are measuring it

Next to a small maggot

Do you work for Hallmark Cards?

Nope just WitchDoc's Brain Farts

Love a man of many words

Ahh I like spraying my seed around but it often falls on stony ground

I'm glad you enjoyed

I did thank you - needed a chuckle after feeling poorly for last 3 days

Aww hope you feel better soon

Thank you having a peek at your pics has made me feel better

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm not really bi so not from you Cheeky, gorgeous as you are.

I am feeling shaggable right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have one. I pretend to be dead straight but I'm a bit wibbly really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm, errrr, hmmmmm,mmmmmm,errrrrr,hmmm.

Going to say thanks but no , i don't think the comment you made is true and its just a play on words.

What it was real?. Really.Nooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have one. I pretend to be dead straight but I'm a bit wibbly really

Oooh really ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck yes - need something

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Im all eyes all of a sudden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually , decided I fancy a boogie first then a shag !

(Promises marmite)"

Which Marmite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have one. I pretend to be dead straight but I'm a bit wibbly really

Oooh really ?"

Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah y not, another bed post tick lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Yeah y not, another bed post tick lol

Lol I'm sorry but I'm turning you down shag due to the fact you have a six pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah y not, another bed post tick lol

Lol I'm sorry but I'm turning you down shag due to the fact you have a six pack

"
lol its ok, abit to far to travel as well

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Yeah y not, another bed post tick lol

Lol I'm sorry but I'm turning you down shag due to the fact you have a six pack

lol its ok, abit to far to travel as well

I still think you are lovely though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah y not, another bed post tick lol

Lol I'm sorry but I'm turning you down shag due to the fact you have a six pack

lol its ok, abit to far to travel as well

I still think you are lovely though

"
Awwwww thanks, and you are lovely to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have strap on will travel

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Have wand will travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me... but I can't be bothered to go looking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have wand will travel

Harry Potter?

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By *rixie and dixieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Have wand will travel

Harry Potter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag???

No thanks your alright luv

Spoil sport

Oh alright go on then, you got Skype in the land of grey beans and bacon or do I actually have to come there for a real shag??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Could we have a cup of tea first (lol) xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag???

Could we have a cup of tea first (lol) xxxx"

I like my tea after the shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag???

"
yeah only the majority of the site

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Bloody hell I forgot about this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell I forgot about this thread lol

congratulations for haveing the longest running thread. is the offer still open lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Bloody hell I forgot about this thread lol

congratulations for haveing the longest running thread. is the offer still open lol

Not right now I've just woken up and have morning breath lol...

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