FabSwingers.com forum: Best analogy or pet name for sex

By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

I've heard of quite a few, but need help with any you guys have heard of.

I'm not worried about how rude or crude either.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i liked billy conolly s growling at the badger for oral

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Throwing the sausage up the alley way ?

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Not quite as much help as I would have liked....

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Phooey! Used this for years ...

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Doing the horizontal mambo.

Making the beasts with 2 backs.

And if you want to be really kinky...making love

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Rumpy bumpy

Bump n grind

Jiggy jiggy

Bang

Are a few i heard before too

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

I'm liking it and a few nee ones too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucky Fucky

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"Fucky Fucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumping uglies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonking

shagging

intercourse

watering the garden

Hose pipe ban ( no sex )

Riding

grinding

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"Bumping uglies"

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By *ilyflo1Woman
over a year ago

Horsham

Romping as beloved by the tabloids

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"Romping as beloved by the tabloids"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing the nasty

a bit of hows ya father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've heard of quite a few, but need help with any you guys have heard of.

I'm not worried about how rude or crude either.

Spearing the bearded clam.

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"I've heard of quite a few, but need help with any you guys have heard of.

I'm not worried about how rude or crude either.

Spearing the bearded clam."

I like this

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"Doing the nasty

a bit of hows ya father"

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

'Having a cold'... needs explaining...

Gave 12 year-old son £20 and sent him out to get himself some new shoes for school. Then of course we went for a bit of an afternoon session. It didn't take son as long as we might have hoped and so mid-flow there's a knock on the bedroom door, "Do you want to see my new shoes?" My reply would have been something like, "Fuck off and play on the train lines".

Anyway, we then overhear this between my son and his mate in the front garden...

Mate, "Where's your mum and dad?"

Son, "In bed"

Mate, "What they doing in bed?"

Son, "Erm... Dad's 'having a cold' and mum is looking after him"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Assuming the position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love you long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rudies

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"'Having a cold'... needs explaining...

Anyway, we then overhear this between my son and his mate in the front garden...

Mate, "Where's your mum and dad?"

Son, "In bed"

Mate, "What they doing in bed?"

Son, "Erm... Dad's 'having a cold' and mum is looking after him"

Very good

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Keep em coming

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