FabSwingers.com forum: anyone heard of this !!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok just been the pub and a mate has just told me this really strange story and I just wondered if any of you worldly wise guys have heard of this !!!

Apparently gay guys are now inserting ballooons in the eye of their partners cock !!! all the way down then blowing the balloon up !!! so the cock expands they then remove the balloon and fuck the expanded cock !!!!

Now I consider myself a pretty switched on guy but fuck I have never heard this one before !!!!

anyone out there heard of this !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

BOGOF!!! come and help please

tell me its not true

OUCH OUCH OUCH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok just been the pub and a mate has just told me this really strange story and I just wondered if any of you worldly wise guys have heard of this !!!

Now I consider myself a pretty switched on guy but fuck I have never heard this one before !!!!

anyone out there heard of this !!!

Well got to say that I heard this 20 years ago with straight women doing it to guys

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"ok just been the pub and a mate has just told me this really strange story and I just wondered if any of you worldly wise guys have heard of this !!!

Now I consider myself a pretty switched on guy but fuck I have never heard this one before !!!!

anyone out there heard of this !!!

What sort of balloon? I am having trouble here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way! Not possible, surely??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ok first rule of this post is dont ask me why..deal??

i watched a video once of a guy shoving a toothbrush down his urethra - bristle end first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok just been the pub and a mate has just told me this really strange story and I just wondered if any of you worldly wise guys have heard of this !!!

Now I consider myself a pretty switched on guy but fuck I have never heard this one before !!!!

anyone out there heard of this !!!

What sort of balloon? I am having trouble here!

ha ha oh fuck apparently it's the ones that you make the party animals out of lmfao !!!!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

i watched a video once of a guy shoving a toothbrush down his urethra - bristle end first

but you get minty fresh breath giving him a bj...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Its not the balloon thats bothers me its the thought of another cock fucking it after that im having trouble with

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Why, why, why do I read these threads - will have nightmares about it now! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok just been the pub and a mate has just told me this really strange story and I just wondered if any of you worldly wise guys have heard of this !!!

Now I consider myself a pretty switched on guy but fuck I have never heard this one before !!!!

anyone out there heard of this !!!

What sort of balloon? I am having trouble here!

Take the balloon out of your ear dear....... tch.....silly boy

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

what sort of balloon ....

im guessing not one of those ones when i was little with the faces on them and ears

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

ooooooooooooh i wonder if ya could get a strapon up there

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"ok just been the pub and a mate has just told me this really strange story and I just wondered if any of you worldly wise guys have heard of this !!!

Now I consider myself a pretty switched on guy but fuck I have never heard this one before !!!!

anyone out there heard of this !!!

What sort of balloon? I am having trouble here!

Take the balloon out of your ear dear....... tch.....silly boy "

Naaa leave the baloon in and you end up with a elephant cock that can pick up buns and drain a bucket of water in 3 secs flat

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"ha ha oh fuck apparently it's the ones that you make the party animals out of lmfao !!!!!

if he can fashion his cock into a sausage dog cos the balloon is still inside it, I soooooo hope he posts a pic on his profile...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"what sort of balloon ....

im guessing not one of those ones when i was little with the faces on them and ears

What about one which is all bendy all the way down

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

hahaha you two ! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooooooooooooh i wonder if ya could get a strapon up there

bloody hell you !!!! aint it bad enuff lol

Apparently there is a proper name for this procedure !!!!

I am guessing you lot will come up with a lot of better ones tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok just been the pub and a mate has just told me this really strange story and I just wondered if any of you worldly wise guys have heard of this !!!

Now I consider myself a pretty switched on guy but fuck I have never heard this one before !!!!

anyone out there heard of this !!!

What sort of balloon? I am having trouble here!

Take the balloon out of your ear dear....... tch.....silly boy

Naaa leave the baloon in and you end up with a elephant cock that can pick up buns and drain a bucket of water in 3 secs flat

lmao

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"ooooooooooooh i wonder if ya could get a strapon up there

ouch!!!

It would need to be a hell of a quick shag to feel the expanded cock as once the balloon is removed isn't the cock gonna go back to normal size?

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By *lirties4uCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

If it was a helium one at least you wouldn't have trouble getting it up!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"ooooooooooooh i wonder if ya could get a strapon up there

ouch!!!

It would need to be a hell of a quick shag to feel the expanded cock as once the balloon is removed isn't the cock gonna go back to normal size?

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yeah but i reckon it would hurt

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"ooooooooooooh i wonder if ya could get a strapon up there

ouch!!!

It would need to be a hell of a quick shag to feel the expanded cock as once the balloon is removed isn't the cock gonna go back to normal size?

yeah but i reckon it would hurt

We really need a watering eyes smilley for this thread!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"ooooooooooooh i wonder if ya could get a strapon up there

ouch!!!

It would need to be a hell of a quick shag to feel the expanded cock as once the balloon is removed isn't the cock gonna go back to normal size?

yeah but i reckon it would hurt

We really need a watering eyes smilley for this thread!

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why? My eyes aint watering, oooooooooooh be a nice suprise though eh? lol

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"ooooooooooooh i wonder if ya could get a strapon up there

ouch!!!

It would need to be a hell of a quick shag to feel the expanded cock as once the balloon is removed isn't the cock gonna go back to normal size?

yeah but i reckon it would hurt

We really need a watering eyes smilley for this thread!

why? My eyes aint watering, oooooooooooh be a nice suprise though eh? lol

Be one hell of a surprise, BB get your running shoes on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with BB can't quite picture it, however I have an inflatable butt plug, this could accompany that!

Hmmmmm...visualising...visualising...visualising...

Oooh, my bad!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"ooooooooooooh i wonder if ya could get a strapon up there

ouch!!!

It would need to be a hell of a quick shag to feel the expanded cock as once the balloon is removed isn't the cock gonna go back to normal size?

yeah but i reckon it would hurt

We really need a watering eyes smilley for this thread!

why? My eyes aint watering, oooooooooooh be a nice suprise though eh? lol

Be one hell of a surprise, BB get your running shoes on!

"
Sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it was a helium one at least you wouldn't have trouble getting it up!"

no very true! just have a very funny voice after...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fekk me that's some blow job if ye can manage it!

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