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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For some reason I've become a tad accident prone of late!

I have very nearly cut the top of my finger off, managed to scald my tummy whilst making a cuppa, and banged my elbow very hard on wall edge!

Where's the cotton wool or bubble wrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For some reason I've become a tad accident prone of late!

I have very nearly cut the top of my finger off, managed to scald my tummy whilst making a cuppa, and banged my elbow very hard on wall edge!

Where's the cotton wool or bubble wrap "

Always keep it in stock for when minxie visits. Xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is it catching?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Funny you should say that, since Monday I've fallen down the stairs twice, whacked my elbow so hard with the Hoover that it looks like I've got 2 elbows and dropped a hot baking tray on my foot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Second week of a new job and I spent a good portion of yesterday meeting people with my flies wide open.

Pretty slick.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Second week of a new job and I spent a good portion of yesterday meeting people with my flies wide open.

Pretty slick."

Was it slick because the flies were open or did the flies open because it was slick?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Funny you should say that, since Monday I've fallen down the stairs twice, whacked my elbow so hard with the Hoover that it looks like I've got 2 elbows and dropped a hot baking tray on my foot!! "

It is catching!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Second week of a new job and I spent a good portion of yesterday meeting people with my flies wide open.

Pretty slick."

Pictures next time please!

(I just started to watch CSI on catch up and James Callis appeared to die in a thermite car explosion and I had to do a double take that it wasn't in fact you...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(I just started to watch CSI on catch up and James Callis appeared to die in a thermite car explosion and I had to do a double take that it wasn't in fact you...)"

A friend said the same thing a few months ago so I Googled him. I don't see the resemblance personally but as long as this guy gets laid I don't think I care.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny you should say that, since Monday I've fallen down the stairs twice, whacked my elbow so hard with the Hoover that it looks like I've got 2 elbows and dropped a hot baking tray on my foot!!

It is catching! "

It may be highly contagious lickety!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Second week of a new job and I spent a good portion of yesterday meeting people with my flies wide open.

Pretty slick."

Flies,,, aka the 'penis fly trap'

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Second week of a new job and I spent a good portion of yesterday meeting people with my flies wide open.

Pretty slick."

Flies,,, aka the 'penis fly trap'

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Funny you should say that, since Monday I've fallen down the stairs twice, whacked my elbow so hard with the Hoover that it looks like I've got 2 elbows and dropped a hot baking tray on my foot!!

It is catching!

It may be highly contagious lickety! "

I'm going to go to bed and not move until I know the danger has passed.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Funny you should say that, since Monday I've fallen down the stairs twice, whacked my elbow so hard with the Hoover that it looks like I've got 2 elbows and dropped a hot baking tray on my foot!!

It is catching!

It may be highly contagious lickety!

I'm going to go to bed and not move until I know the danger has passed.

"

You want some danger?

Wanna buy a car?

A

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Funny you should say that, since Monday I've fallen down the stairs twice, whacked my elbow so hard with the Hoover that it looks like I've got 2 elbows and dropped a hot baking tray on my foot!!

It is catching!

It may be highly contagious lickety!

I'm going to go to bed and not move until I know the danger has passed.

You want some danger?

Wanna buy a car?

A"

My car is old and reliable. A bit like me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny you should say that, since Monday I've fallen down the stairs twice, whacked my elbow so hard with the Hoover that it looks like I've got 2 elbows and dropped a hot baking tray on my foot!!

It is catching!

It may be highly contagious lickety!

I'm going to go to bed and not move until I know the danger has passed.

"

Just watch out for anyone who starts singing

it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"For some reason I've become a tad accident prone of late!

I have very nearly cut the top of my finger off, managed to scald my tummy whilst making a cuppa, and banged my elbow very hard on wall edge!

Where's the cotton wool or bubble wrap "

Eeekkkkk everybody run...... The minxie syndrome has become contagious

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Where is Minxie? I hope she's ok. I know she can be lethal to bystanders from 500 yards, but I do like her.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Where is Minxie? I hope she's ok. I know she can be lethal to bystanders from 500 yards, but I do like her. "

Aye and she's always a good chuckle whenever she messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear - avoid the toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's not the same but... a bird shit on my foot today as I was walking along. (wtf???!!!)

Does that mean I got the Minxie's for getting hit... or the bird got the Minxie's for not shitting on my head?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I know it's not the same but... a bird shit on my foot today as I was walking along. (wtf???!!!)

Does that mean I got the Minxie's for getting hit... or the bird got the Minxie's for not shitting on my head?

"

I may think about this before I go to sleep tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think we should all refrain from using the forums in case we have caught the minxie!! We don't want to be breaking the forums now do we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I can read you lot ... I have been poorly and obviously the Minxie effect has spread to others ... am on the mend now and will be back to chaos and mayhem shortly

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I can read you lot ... I have been poorly and obviously the Minxie effect has spread to others ... am on the mend now and will be back to chaos and mayhem shortly "

Are you telling us you have been spreading the Minxie virus? Put yourself in a bubble right now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I can read you lot ... I have been poorly and obviously the Minxie effect has spread to others ... am on the mend now and will be back to chaos and mayhem shortly

Are you telling us you have been spreading the Minxie virus? Put yourself in a bubble right now!!!"

I think it might be cos I haven't been around to deflect the Minxie effect to me ... see I do serve a good purpose in life

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I can read you lot ... I have been poorly and obviously the Minxie effect has spread to others ... am on the mend now and will be back to chaos and mayhem shortly

Are you telling us you have been spreading the Minxie virus? Put yourself in a bubble right now!!!

I think it might be cos I haven't been around to deflect the Minxie effect to me ... see I do serve a good purpose in life "

See I was about it becoming contagious

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I can read you lot ... I have been poorly and obviously the Minxie effect has spread to others ... am on the mend now and will be back to chaos and mayhem shortly

Are you telling us you have been spreading the Minxie virus? Put yourself in a bubble right now!!!

I think it might be cos I haven't been around to deflect the Minxie effect to me ... see I do serve a good purpose in life

See I was about it becoming contagious "

*right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I can read you lot ... I have been poorly and obviously the Minxie effect has spread to others ... am on the mend now and will be back to chaos and mayhem shortly

Are you telling us you have been spreading the Minxie virus? Put yourself in a bubble right now!!!

I think it might be cos I haven't been around to deflect the Minxie effect to me ... see I do serve a good purpose in life

See I was about it becoming contagious "

the only bit of me that is infectious is my giggle and personality

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I can read you lot ... I have been poorly and obviously the Minxie effect has spread to others ... am on the mend now and will be back to chaos and mayhem shortly "

I'm glad you are on the mend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I can read you lot ... I have been poorly and obviously the Minxie effect has spread to others ... am on the mend now and will be back to chaos and mayhem shortly

I'm glad you are on the mend. "

thank u

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I can read you lot ... I have been poorly and obviously the Minxie effect has spread to others ... am on the mend now and will be back to chaos and mayhem shortly

Are you telling us you have been spreading the Minxie virus? Put yourself in a bubble right now!!!

I think it might be cos I haven't been around to deflect the Minxie effect to me ... see I do serve a good purpose in life

See I was about it becoming contagious

the only bit of me that is infectious is my giggle and personality "

That's how it starts though minxie, the second stage is where the accident proneness comes into play

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I can read you lot ... I have been poorly and obviously the Minxie effect has spread to others ... am on the mend now and will be back to chaos and mayhem shortly "

Ha ha so you have been spreading your mayhem?

Glad your getting better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For some reason I've become a tad accident prone of late!

I have very nearly cut the top of my finger off, managed to scald my tummy whilst making a cuppa, and banged my elbow very hard on wall edge!

Where's the cotton wool or bubble wrap "

And to top it off a frigging Nat has bitten my backside not once but twice!! Itches like a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I can read you lot ... I have been poorly and obviously the Minxie effect has spread to others ... am on the mend now and will be back to chaos and mayhem shortly

Ha ha so you have been spreading your mayhem?

Glad your getting better "

thank u and yeah chaos and mayhem coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I can read you lot ... I have been poorly and obviously the Minxie effect has spread to others ... am on the mend now and will be back to chaos and mayhem shortly

Ha ha so you have been spreading your mayhem?

Glad your getting better

thank u and yeah chaos and mayhem coming up "

Get well soon x

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By *azza1298Man
over a year ago

Tonbridge

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