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Wears my fucking bed!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Whooooops I meant 'Where's my fucking bed?"

They text to say it would be delivered between 12.00 and 15.00.... feckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe its getting a last minute test before delivery

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"maybe its getting a last minute test before delivery"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..and wears the soap too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears my fucking bed!

yes it does, doesn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear....a night on the sofa then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you need somewhere to lay your weary head........

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Make sure you sniff the mattress on delivery.....just hope it's not memory foam.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"oh dear....a night on the sofa then? "

It's for the spare room.... so it really is just a 'fucking bed'

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At least it fecking will be when the feckers manage to fecking deliver the fecking thing feckers!.... I'm not stressed, honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh dear....a night on the sofa then?

It's for the spare room.... so it really is just a 'fucking bed'

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At least it fecking will be when the feckers manage to fecking deliver the fecking thing feckers!.... I'm not stressed, honest!"

calm down dear......you're starting to sound like Gordon Ramsay

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"if you need somewhere to lay your weary head........ "

I'm waitng for the punchline

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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calm down dear......you're starting to sound like Gordon Ramsay "

Calm fecking down! Fecking calm fecking down... fecking Gor-fecking-don fecking Ramsay............. Fecker!

I was meant to be somewhere at 3 fecking 30!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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calm down dear......you're starting to sound like Gordon Ramsay

Calm fecking down! Fecking calm fecking down... fecking Gor-fecking-don fecking Ramsay............. Fecker!

I was meant to be somewhere at 3 fecking 30!"

Was this one of those 'it could be sometime in the morning, it could be some time in the afternoon' deliveries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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calm down dear......you're starting to sound like Gordon Ramsay

Calm fecking down! Fecking calm fecking down... fecking Gor-fecking-don fecking Ramsay............. Fecker!

I was meant to be somewhere at 3 fecking 30!"

3.30!!!!!.....you're never gonna make it for 4.30...let alone 3.30....I so hope you have no coat hangars there!!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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calm down dear......you're starting to sound like Gordon Ramsay

Calm fecking down! Fecking calm fecking down... fecking Gor-fecking-don fecking Ramsay............. Fecker!

I was meant to be somewhere at 3 fecking 30!

Was this one of those 'it could be sometime in the morning, it could be some time in the afternoon' deliveries? "

It did start that way, but, but, BUT, they text to say I was scheduled for between 12 & 3... brilliant I thought, I don't need to be here all day. So when I was asked if I could get to the other thing I said I could....... feckers!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

They'll have more than coat hangers to worry about!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

oowww I hear a lorry!

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

good news is it?,do we have a new fecking bed then?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a new bed...it has a metal frame and sqeaks like a mo-fo!!! had a meet at the weekend and it was the first time we played in the bedroom, all the other times was on the sofabed and he said "fuckin hell! now I know why we never made it up here...it is putting me off my stride!"...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

It must have turned up

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE


"I need a new bed...it has a metal frame and sqeaks like a mo-fo!!! had a meet at the weekend and it was the first time we played in the bedroom, all the other times was on the sofabed and he said "fuckin hell! now I know why we never made it up here...it is putting me off my stride!"...lol"

my bed been getting used a bit as had some gang bangs round here recently and it is a noisy squeaky bed!.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


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my bed been getting used a bit as had some gang bangs round here recently and it is a noisy squeaky bed!. "

Be warned - according to the BBC news a woman has had an ASBO taken out on her because she makes too much noise when having sex, and also her bed makes too much noise.....

She's apparently just been done again for breaching the order having sex with her husband.

You might be needing some WD40

I mean the bed - not you personally....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


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my bed been getting used a bit as had some gang bangs round here recently and it is a noisy squeaky bed!.

Be warned - according to the BBC news a woman has had an ASBO taken out on her because she makes too much noise when having sex, and also her bed makes too much noise.....

She's apparently just been done again for breaching the order having sex with her husband.

You might be needing some WD40

I mean the bed - not you personally...."

Apparently she sounds like she's having major surgery without anaesthetic, so WD40 isn't the solution!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


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Apparently she sounds like she's having major surgery without anaesthetic, so WD40 isn't the solution!"

WD40 and a gag??

Mind you I bet there is some bugger on here thats really into that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whooooops I meant 'Where's my fucking bed?"

They text to say it would be delivered between 1200 and 1500... feckers!"

Depending where you had it from they probably meant years xx

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Yes it was the bed.... though I will probably need new windows tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Apparently she sounds like she's having major surgery without anaesthetic, so WD40 isn't the solution!

WD40 and a gag??

Mind you I bet there is some bugger on here thats really into that... "

woe my favorite fetish xx

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


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woe my favorite fetish"

oi ... still 5 years til the next election

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