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Funky Monkee Juice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Saw it in the shops yesterday and its a soft drink for kids.

I admit its not what came to my mind when I saw it

What have you seen lately that's given you the giggles ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

I saw a numberplate that had 'DVP' in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw a numberplate that had 'DVP' in it. "

I've seen one with fab on it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…


"I saw a numberplate that had 'DVP' in it.

I've seen one with fab on it "

Was it a pink rolls royce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were getting ready to see Dolly Parton at Glastonbury, and someone suggested painting her initials on our faces . It didn't happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a menu from a new kebab shop yesterday called 'Bare Grills'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a menu from a new kebab shop yesterday called 'Bare Grills'"

Ha ha do you think they serve them naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a menu from a new kebab shop yesterday called 'Bare Grills'

Ha ha do you think they serve them naked "

That would be fun but I think it was a bit of a homage to Bear Grylls the survival guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shop local to me sells pussy juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A shop local to me sells pussy juice. "

I can get that for free

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Do you think the pocket fluff market got too much for him so he's started jizzing in bottles and calling it juice?!

I saw a number plate with VWE at the end of it... I did try and check out the driver but he was past me and I was already speeding. I have a rude number plate too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think the pocket fluff market got too much for him so he's started jizzing in bottles and calling it juice?!

I saw a number plate with VWE at the end of it... I did try and check out the driver but he was past me and I was already speeding. I have a rude number plate too. "

Did you buy it privately or did it come with the car

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Do you think the pocket fluff market got too much for him so he's started jizzing in bottles and calling it juice?!

I saw a number plate with VWE at the end of it... I did try and check out the driver but he was past me and I was already speeding. I have a rude number plate too.

Did you buy it privately or did it come with the car "

It was very much deliberate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think the pocket fluff market got too much for him so he's started jizzing in bottles and calling it juice?!

I saw a number plate with VWE at the end of it... I did try and check out the driver but he was past me and I was already speeding. I have a rude number plate too.

Did you buy it privately or did it come with the car

It was very much deliberate. "

Oh you have me intrigued now

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I think everyone should have a little Funky Monkey juice from time to time.

Scientists have proved that it can improve your skin condition and is great for gargling for sore throats. Basically it can cure pretty much anything!

BTW this is an officially endorsed and licensed product of Funky Monkey Enterprises Ltd. All rights reserved.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I think everyone should have a little Funky Monkey juice from time to time.

Scientists have proved that it can improve your skin condition and is great for gargling for sore throats. Basically it can cure pretty much anything!

BTW this is an officially endorsed and licensed product of Funky Monkey Enterprises Ltd. All rights reserved."

Can you send it through the post?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I think everyone should have a little Funky Monkey juice from time to time.

Scientists have proved that it can improve your skin condition and is great for gargling for sore throats. Basically it can cure pretty much anything!

BTW this is an officially endorsed and licensed product of Funky Monkey Enterprises Ltd. All rights reserved.

Can you send it through the post? "

I usually deliver it in person but I'm sure something can be arranged. Occasionally I follow people home from Fab and jizz in their letterboxes which is sort of the same.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I think everyone should have a little Funky Monkey juice from time to time.

Scientists have proved that it can improve your skin condition and is great for gargling for sore throats. Basically it can cure pretty much anything!

BTW this is an officially endorsed and licensed product of Funky Monkey Enterprises Ltd. All rights reserved.

Can you send it through the post?

I usually deliver it in person but I'm sure something can be arranged. Occasionally I follow people home from Fab and jizz in their letterboxes which is sort of the same."

My letterbox is quite fierce... mind you don't get stuck!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I think everyone should have a little Funky Monkey juice from time to time.

Scientists have proved that it can improve your skin condition and is great for gargling for sore throats. Basically it can cure pretty much anything!

BTW this is an officially endorsed and licensed product of Funky Monkey Enterprises Ltd. All rights reserved.

Can you send it through the post?

I usually deliver it in person but I'm sure something can be arranged. Occasionally I follow people home from Fab and jizz in their letterboxes which is sort of the same.

My letterbox is quite fierce... mind you don't get stuck! "

Don't worry I carry a bucket of water in case I get stuck. It works with dogs so should be OK with monkeys and letterboxes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think everyone should have a little Funky Monkey juice from time to time.

Scientists have proved that it can improve your skin condition and is great for gargling for sore throats. Basically it can cure pretty much anything!

BTW this is an officially endorsed and licensed product of Funky Monkey Enterprises Ltd. All rights reserved.

Can you send it through the post?

I usually deliver it in person but I'm sure something can be arranged. Occasionally I follow people home from Fab and jizz in their letterboxes which is sort of the same.

My letterbox is quite fierce... mind you don't get stuck!

Don't worry I carry a bucket of water in case I get stuck. It works with dogs so should be OK with monkeys and letterboxes. "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I saw it in Waitrose but there was no glitter on the box so I thought it was fake.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I saw it in Waitrose but there was no glitter on the box so I thought it was fake.

"

Ah you were probably looking at my low calorie offering. For all the glittery goodness, you need the original FM Juice not that glitter free 'lite' crap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw it in Waitrose but there was no glitter on the box so I thought it was fake.

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Did you have the same thoughts that I did when you saw it though ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I saw it in Waitrose but there was no glitter on the box so I thought it was fake.

Did you have the same thoughts that I did when you saw it though ? "

Maybe...

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