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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Start a rumour about yourself what would it be? I seem to have given the impression I suffer with blue waffle

I promise I'm all shiney there!!

I guess I have a slightly warped sense of humour! So what mad things have you made up about yourself to provoke a strange reaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm not incredible in bed. I'm actually fucking incredible in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm not incredible in bed. I'm actually fucking incredible in bed "

Guessed you might be. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kisses will make you melt like ice cream...x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

That I am actually a nice person (hint: I'm not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I am actually a nice person (hint: I'm not

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know everything (my family believe it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am awesome .. (true)

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!"

...when can we meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I can last 7min, one min less than it takes to boil an egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm not incredible in bed. I'm actually fucking incredible in bed "

i am even more incredible in bed than you are..and if you dont believe me..come here and i will prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm not incredible in bed. I'm actually fucking incredible in bed "
he certainly is ....

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli

Best at making a woman come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm not incredible in bed. I'm actually fucking incredible in bed

he certainly is ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start a rumour about yourself what would it be? I seem to have given the impression I suffer with blue waffle

I promise I'm all shiney there!!

I guess I have a slightly warped sense of humour! So what mad things have you made up about yourself to provoke a strange reaction

Each drop of my spunk turns into £50 notes when it hits a woman's skin. I would be then in high demand for facials.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I can't get a meet....which seems to be the most common thread in the forums.

Actually I am a couple shy of 200

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

That I once took something seriously.

(This is a scurrilous defamation)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the lovechild of Steven Merchant and Jennifer Aniston.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"I'm the lovechild of Steven Merchant and Jennifer Aniston. "
I am Jennifer aniston........come to mummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the lovechild of Steven Merchant and Jennifer Aniston. I am Jennifer aniston........come to mummy

Oh mama!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"I'm the lovechild of Steven Merchant and Jennifer Aniston. I am Jennifer aniston........come to mummy

Oh mama!

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you haven't seen your dad lately have you,seems to have disapeared

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That I'm 5'10". Spread the word.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!

...when can we meet?"

You just want to compare cock sizes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!

...when can we meet?

You just want to compare cock sizes!"

No I want to hear you bellow 'GORDONS ALIVE!!!' when you climax

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!

...when can we meet?

You just want to compare cock sizes!

No I want to hear you bellow 'GORDONS ALIVE!!!' when you climax

It would bowl you over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!

...when can we meet?

You just want to compare cock sizes!

No I want to hear you bellow 'GORDONS ALIVE!!!' when you climax

It would bowl you over!"

I reckon you could do that just by nudging me with your boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I suck cock like a dyson and my cunt is so fucking tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I suck cock like a dyson and my cunt is so fucking tight. "

How tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I invented Post It notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the only man Chuck Norris fears.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!

...when can we meet?

You just want to compare cock sizes!

No I want to hear you bellow 'GORDONS ALIVE!!!' when you climax

It would bowl you over!

I reckon you could do that just by nudging me with your boobs!"

Keith doesn't have boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I suck cock like a dyson and my cunt is so fucking tight.

How tight"

Virginal tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only man Chuck Norris fears. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the only man Chuck Norris fears.

It's true

Why do you think Chuck Norris hasn't done a major movie in so long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!

...when can we meet?

You just want to compare cock sizes!

No I want to hear you bellow 'GORDONS ALIVE!!!' when you climax

It would bowl you over!

I reckon you could do that just by nudging me with your boobs!

Keith doesn't have boobs."

I'll have to make do with that horse cock then.

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By *himaeraWoman
over a year ago

near derby.

That I'm a virgin, oh yes really really I am and I'll sue anyone who says otherwise

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"That I'm really a 48yr old bloke called Keith, with a voice to rival Brian Blessed and a cock as big as a horse's!

...when can we meet?

You just want to compare cock sizes!

No I want to hear you bellow 'GORDONS ALIVE!!!' when you climax

It would bowl you over!

I reckon you could do that just by nudging me with your boobs!

Keith doesn't have boobs.

I'll have to make do with that horse cock then."

I'll turn you!

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