FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Ikea Furniture

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Spent 4 hours last night putting together a wardobe and chest of draws, to which when my son was asking what I was doing and I'd told him, he then asked "what are chester draws", kids eh.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 hours for 2 pieces of IKEA furniture.....that must be some kind of record??

.

.

so.....what are chester drawers....are they lady's knickers made in Chester?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/06/10 09:06:45]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well the chest of draws and a smaller draw inside the top draw, would like to know who was the brain child behind that idea, effing nightmare putting it together, and the instruction to press together till you hear a click was a joke, had to get the big hammer out to whack it in, bloody thumb is sore today from all the screwing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


", bloody thumb is sore today from all the screwing "

arent you ment to use a screwdriver

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


", bloody thumb is sore today from all the screwing

arent you ment to use a screwdriver "

nah....that'd be too easy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


", bloody thumb is sore today from all the screwing

arent you ment to use a screwdriver "

haha I was, think my grip was too tight though

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought maybe you were using some karate hand chops or something

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thought maybe you were using some karate hand chops or something"

on Ikea furniture? no way, it would fall apart too easily, well normally anyway, but I used enough wood glue on them to survive a nuclear blast

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought maybe you were using some karate hand chops or something

on Ikea furniture? no way, it would fall apart too easily, well normally anyway, but I used enough wood glue on them to survive a nuclear blast "

wait till your kitten gets in there.....will be kindling

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish


", bloody thumb is sore today from all the screwing

arent you ment to use a screwdriver "

when doing too much screwing i get sore dick, you're obviously doing something wrong to get a sore thumb!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thought maybe you were using some karate hand chops or something

on Ikea furniture? no way, it would fall apart too easily, well normally anyway, but I used enough wood glue on them to survive a nuclear blast

wait till your kitten gets in there.....will be kindling "

haha yeah, already had to chase her out after running off with the alan key in her mouth, i'm sure she was laughing at me too when i spent nearly 10 minutes looking for screws that she had moved and sat on so I couldnt see them

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought maybe you were using some karate hand chops or something

on Ikea furniture? no way, it would fall apart too easily, well normally anyway, but I used enough wood glue on them to survive a nuclear blast

wait till your kitten gets in there.....will be kindling

haha yeah, already had to chase her out after running off with the alan key in her mouth, i'm sure she was laughing at me too when i spent nearly 10 minutes looking for screws that she had moved and sat on so I couldnt see them "

I am so glad I am not suffering alone

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


", bloody thumb is sore today from all the screwing

arent you ment to use a screwdriver

when doing too much screwing i get sore dick, you're obviously doing something wrong to get a sore thumb! "

I dont use my dick to put furniture together, if you do, maybe an appearance on Britains Got Talent is called for

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top