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The Fab box of chocolates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

At the risk of sounding like I'm channeling Forest Gump, I often liken dating to a box of chocolates. Y'no, that really pretty box you get from Thornton's. The one that offers you so many delicious choices, and looks oh so temptingly tasty. So you go through the whole box only to find that you only really liked 2 or 3 out of the lot.... So you become more picky, you err towards the Green & Black variety. Expensive but guaranteed. Or a little taste of ChocoMix. Very costly but hand tempered and made to your exact tastes. (Mind u, sometimes you just can't beat a bag of mis shapes. Yummy and full of surprises!) So you're then faced with the choice of a possible hit or miss, or paying through the nose for what you want.

And then came fab...

At first it felt like is fallen into wholesale heaven. All the delicious tasty wonderfully freaky sex mad individuals and couples all on here for the same thing. Needless to say I was like the fat kid in the sweet shop. But after a while I realised I was falling into the same trap with fab that I was in with dating. I was back to the Thornton's variety box again. Especially when considering the younger single men.... I look at all my emails off the under 30s (god knows why but they seem to like me) and think they are all so delicious looking but would there be all sex and no substance. I know I sound fickle but I reckon I'm not the only one.

So how do you change the mindset? (It's no wonder I have a fat ass mind...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So how do you change the mindset? (It's no wonder I have a fat ass mind...) "

You don't, you go about trying to find more of the chocolates you DO like, anything less is simply making do with what's available.

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

I love this! Chocolate is my best friend too lol.... hence why my ass is so big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine too. I've same problem just now... I only want to play with a few... but I seem to have quite a lot of 20 somethings coming though. .. why ... I have no clue....

So for now the chocolate wins hands down ... until someone can set me a blaze again. ... I have my vib..lol

Is this what happens to lady's on here..

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Too much to read op......i just want the choices and nothing.more!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Too much to read op......i just want the choices and nothing.more!"

* choccies ......you know....they melt in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad I'm not the only one

Sometimes I think I'm too picky, and sometimes I think I'm not picky enough! Mind u, I gave in and I'm chatting to one young lad and my god he's filthy! Wonder if he'll live up to expectations lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then you find one chocolate you really like and possibly love and nothingelse seems good enough but you can only afford that one chocolate once every couple of months and its gone too quickly. Then what do you do?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I only like the hard ones

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Then you find one chocolate you really like and possibly love and nothingelse seems good enough but you can only afford that one chocolate once every couple of months and its gone too quickly. Then what do you do?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my sights set on my what I think could be my favourite chocolate and then I go to bed, dream about it, only to find someone nearer to the box has jumped in and whisked it away

Don't you just hate recurring dreams

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I save up and get the top quality chocolates, the type you can only really afford once or twice in a blue moon. Much tastier, and the memory lasts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Then you find one chocolate you really like and possibly love and nothingelse seems good enough but you can only afford that one chocolate once every couple of months and its gone too quickly. Then what do you do?"

You get skinny real quick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have my sights set on my what I think could be my favourite chocolate and then I go to bed, dream about it, only to find someone nearer to the box has jumped in and whisked it away

Don't you just hate recurring dreams "

And only Green and Black's will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I thought like that I'd never get any lol

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