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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...desperate that you have wet yourself?

Was thinking about this yesterday, as I was so close. I literally made to the toilet with about a second to spare. I started to pee as I unzipped my trousers.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

No.

But after being stuck on the M4 for three hours (in the fast lane so unable to nip out on the hard shoulder !) because if an accident - I've been eternally grateful that I'd stopped at the services and bought a large takeaway coffee minutes before.

Not that it's easy using a cup whilst sat in a car!

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know what you mean I too have used a cup whilst driving....although I once had to ask a friend to either hold me or the cup lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No.

But after being stuck on the M4 for three hours (in the fast lane so unable to nip out on the hard shoulder !) because if an accident - I've been eternally grateful that I'd stopped at the services and bought a large takeaway coffee minutes before.

Not that it's easy using a cup whilst sat in a car!

A"

Was the coffee still hot? You need to be careful.

OP, yes I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend's mum used a sandwich box in the car once in a traffic jam!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"No.

But after being stuck on the M4 for three hours (in the fast lane so unable to nip out on the hard shoulder !) because if an accident - I've been eternally grateful that I'd stopped at the services and bought a large takeaway coffee minutes before.

Not that it's easy using a cup whilst sat in a car!

A

Was the coffee still hot? You need to be careful.

OP, yes I have "

I'd already drank it!

Both the cause of the problem - but conveniently also the solution!

Thank god I ordered large - that's all I'll say!

A

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No.

But after being stuck on the M4 for three hours (in the fast lane so unable to nip out on the hard shoulder !) because if an accident - I've been eternally grateful that I'd stopped at the services and bought a large takeaway coffee minutes before.

Not that it's easy using a cup whilst sat in a car!

A

Was the coffee still hot? You need to be careful.

OP, yes I have

I'd already drank it!

Both the cause of the problem - but conveniently also the solution!

Thank god I ordered large - that's all I'll say!

A"

Your schlong would have struggled with an espresso cup.

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By *lackbirdtimestwoWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I got caught once, didn't make it to the toilet and had to pee within a very large crowd at a festival,,, too much cider and the thought of the nasty disgusting toilets put me off,, so I just let it run down my legs,,

I also had to take extrem measures when I was having renovation work done, both bathrooms out of use and a house full of builders, I had to fold towels over and then just pee,, a very good feeling actually xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Lol at all these. I am always nipping behind a bush but we do spend a lot of time out and about where there are no loos. To be honest sometimes I would rather go behind a bush than use a public toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OP, yes I have

SO what lead you to you wetting yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got caught once, didn't make it to the toilet and had to pee within a very large crowd at a festival,,, too much cider and the thought of the nasty disgusting toilets put me off,, so I just let it run down my legs,,

I also had to take extrem measures when I was having renovation work done, both bathrooms out of use and a house full of builders, I had to fold towels over and then just pee,, a very good feeling actually xx "

I did something similar at a football match..my jeans were soaking afterwards lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!! A night out and lots of drinking later..... I couldn't get my key in the door!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nope, but I once did have a tiny bit of pee leak out when I saw something hilarious, but couldn't laugh as it would have been instant execution

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes!! A night out and lots of drinking later..... I couldn't get my key in the door!! "

Yes that one is always tough...I think we have all been there. Worst thing is when you are holding yourself and you say to yourself if I let go to allow me to unzip I will pee

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"...desperate that you have wet yourself?

Was thinking about this yesterday, as I was so close. I literally made to the toilet with about a second to spare. I started to pee as I unzipped my trousers."

Fortunately I'm quite nifty when it comes to peeing out of doors. Laughing like a hyena at some of the things my friends say is what tends to test my bladder! The closest I've come to peeing in a sensitive location was at a show by John Shuttleworth. But then I was five months pregnant at the time. I Can't Go Back to Savoury Now nearly did me in!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Ive been desperate on long journeys but always coped but was anxious I wouldnt. There are some kits for male and females that are designed for travel situations like this. Not tried them, but could be useful, as well as keeping an umbrella in your car etc. An opaque one would be better than transparent - any other ideas for screening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have done

I had to get off @ a bus and pee in the hedges after a night out once. Walking the rest of the way home was so scarey though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it?..... As soon as you put the key in the door, you just HAVE to pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it?..... As soon as you put the key in the door, you just HAVE to pee.

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Or step in the bath thank god for the loo being at the side of it x

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

One very snowy night on the way back from the pub, I was getting more desperate for a wee. We were with friends, and the laughter and the cold weren't helping any! It was late and dark and I was only a street away, but I couldn't wait and so I ducked beside a parked car and pissed in the icy gutter.

Only when I stood up did I realise that there were two blokes sitting in the car!

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