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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just watched it at flicks I've come home and I shit you not... conservatory light blinking NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE JUST COINCIDENCE I KNOW and I heard something metal drop on the floor upstairs I've looked and can't find anything

I don't believe in movies but I'm actually shitting myself.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Go to the toilet and sit there until the shit stops running out of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always watch an old Richard Pryor film and enjoy yourself.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Just watched it at flicks I've come home and I shit you not... conservatory light blinking NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE JUST COINCIDENCE I KNOW and I heard something metal drop on the floor upstairs I've looked and can't find anything

I don't believe in movies but I'm actually shitting myself. "

It's behind yoooooouuuuu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why i prefer cartoons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Honestly don't! What if bad spirits do exist and followed me home like what if I've watched it and opened my perceptors for them to come into my life! Oh fuck off me and get a grip. What a dick head I am. Why did that girl die from poltergeist! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly don't! What if bad spirits do exist and followed me home like what if I've watched it and opened my perceptors for them to come into my life! Oh fuck off me and get a grip. What a dick head I am. Why did that girl die from poltergeist! !!"

One large kick up the arse coming up.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You have nothing to fear from the dead. Look what the living are capable of

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have nothing to fear from the dead. Look what the living are capable of

Very much real talk that

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Don't forget to check under your bed before you go to sleep for monsters, but they'll probably come out the wardrobe and get you anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's Johnny.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This will keep you safe but you do have to do everything I say and in this order.

First, strip the bed and re-make it with clean sheets.

Use the old sheets to cover every mirror in your home.

Lock the door but open the windows.

Get into bed.

Put a pillow between your legs.

Suck the corner of a sheet.

Go to sleep whimpering.

When you wake up safe and sound in the morning thank me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This will keep you safe but you do have to do everything I say and in this order.

First, strip the bed and re-make it with clean sheets.

Use the old sheets to cover every mirror in your home.

Lock the door but open the windows.

Get into bed.

Put a pillow between your legs.

Suck the corner of a sheet.

Go to sleep whimpering.

When you wake up safe and sound in the morning thank me.

I'm gonna do this thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't forget to check under your bed before you go to sleep for monsters, but they'll probably come out the wardrobe and get you anyway.

Nice one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's gone freezing. What a horrible film !!

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

"This will keep you safe but you do have to do everything I say and in this order.

First, strip the bed and re-make it with clean sheets.

Use the old sheets to cover every mirror in your home.

Lock the door but open the windows.

Get into bed.

Put a pillow between your legs.

Suck the corner of a sheet.

Go to sleep whimpering.

When you wake up safe and sound in the morning thank me.

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but what about when the homicidal lunatic climbs in through the window? Dont think his pillow will keep him safe :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worth watching then?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This will keep you safe but you do have to do everything I say and in this order.

First, strip the bed and re-make it with clean sheets.

Use the old sheets to cover every mirror in your home.

Lock the door but open the windows.

Get into bed.

Put a pillow between your legs.

Suck the corner of a sheet.

Go to sleep whimpering.

When you wake up safe and sound in the morning thank me.

but what about when the homicidal lunatic climbs in through the window? Dont think his pillow will keep him safe :p"

Of course it will. This works every time.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"It's gone freezing. What a horrible film !!"

Its because you followed Licketys advice and opened all the windows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Worth watching then? "

You know, best horror film I've ever seen a lot of OMG moments, scared the living shit out of me.

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

Look out behind you! Its the homicidal lunatic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because ghosts follow you home after watching a movie.

Purely coincidence.

Man up.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Oh! Sounds like our kinda movie ! I ( mrs) love that on edge of seat, squeezing nearest part of Mr that i can find... Lol ... Enjoy a horror film gets the adrenalin spooked! ... So would you recommend it OP ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh! Sounds like our kinda movie ! I ( mrs) love that on edge of seat, squeezing nearest part of Mr that i can find... Lol ... Enjoy a horror film gets the adrenalin spooked! ... So would you recommend it OP ?

Certainly recommend it! Go to the cinemas and watch it! The amount of deep breathes and sighs from people around us. It's scary as fuck! Kind of jumps that you don't expect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because ghosts follow you home after watching a movie.

Purely coincidence.

Man up."

Trust me yiu don't understand.there is spiritual evil that we don't understand. Omfg at myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your really freaked and have sage in the house.. get some and put it under your pillow or even better burn it... Get salt and make a circle around your bed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw I meant burn the sage not the pillow to be burnt x

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

Burn the pillow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe in movies but I'm actually shitting myself. "

Haha you wimp..it was good wasn't it,some scary bits I must admit! Sleep well,hopefully you don't hear any scratching

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Btw I meant burn the sage not the pillow to be burnt x "

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't believe in movies but I'm actually shitting myself.

Haha you wimp..it was good wasn't it,some scary bits I must admit! Sleep well,hopefully you don't hear any scratching

OMG what about when the exorcism happened at the end!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Btw I meant burn the sage not the pillow to be burnt x "

Don't burn the pillow - it's between your legs remember!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Certainly recommend it! Go to the cinemas and watch it! The amount of deep breathes and sighs from people around us. It's scary as fuck! Kind of jumps that you don't expect!"
thank you! Will deff see that soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great, dogs now sleeping downstairs for a first. Probus sick of me up and down light on and off haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell it it's not welcome and to go away xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Btw I meant burn the sage not the pillow to be burnt x

Don't burn the pillow - it's between your legs remember!

Ive got the bible between my legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because ghosts follow you home after watching a movie.

Purely coincidence.

Man up.

Trust me yiu don't understand.there is spiritual evil that we don't understand. Omfg at myself

Hollywood would have you believe anything as long as you pay for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe in movies but I'm actually shitting myself.

Haha you wimp..it was good wasn't it,some scary bits I must admit! Sleep well,hopefully you don't hear any scratching

OMG what about when the exorcism happened at the end!!!! "

That was freaky! the worst bit for me was when he went down in the lift after the devil or whoever he was,I was on the edge of my seat then

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Btw I meant burn the sage not the pillow to be burnt x

Don't burn the pillow - it's between your legs remember!

Ive got the bible between my legs."

That's not in my instructions.

Oh well, I tried.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

RIGHT ENOUGH IVE SPOKE SOME LATIN OUT ALOUD. Noli me tangere - don't touch me. I've git work in the morning back to reality. What a fuck wit but what a GOOD film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know that most things conjured up are because you imagine it in the first place Dont you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Btw I meant burn the sage not the pillow to be burnt x

Don't burn the pillow - it's between your legs remember!

Ive got the bible between my legs."

Never heard it called that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. Forgot my smilies x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't believe in movies but I'm actually shitting myself.

Haha you wimp..it was good wasn't it,some scary bits I must admit! Sleep well,hopefully you don't hear any scratching

OMG what about when the exorcism happened at the end!!!!

That was freaky! the worst bit for me was when he went down in the lift after the devil or whoever he was,I was on the edge of my seat then

Yeah that was Tense!!!!!! And when that women landed on his car screeeeeeeen! !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RIGHT ENOUGH IVE SPOKE SOME LATIN OUT ALOUD. Noli me tangere - don't touch me. I've git work in the morning back to reality. What a fuck wit but what a GOOD film!"

Have a quick spritz of holy water,confess your sins and you'll be fine lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe in movies but I'm actually shitting myself.

Haha you wimp..it was good wasn't it,some scary bits I must admit! Sleep well,hopefully you don't hear any scratching

OMG what about when the exorcism happened at the end!!!!

That was freaky! the worst bit for me was when he went down in the lift after the devil or whoever he was,I was on the edge of my seat then

Yeah that was Tense!!!!!! And when that women landed on his car screeeeeeeen! !!!"

I thought that it was gonna be his Mrs,glad it wasn't though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God your such a wimp ..... Now in my days the old black and white Dracula films with Christopher lee now they were scarey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remind me never to go on a ghost train with you.

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By *illyrocCouple
over a year ago

north west

Your doomed mate the only way out is to ring 666 the number of the beast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O and the mummy films bloody hell no

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"God your such a wimp ..... Now in my days the old black and white Dracula films with Christopher lee now they were scarey

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thought that too at the time... Hiding behind the sofa or my fingers! The original 'fly' set me off on my Love of horrors and all things jumpy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Remind me never to go on a ghost train with you.

I'd be fine on a ghost train! I can handle that stuff it's the things that border reality/possibility that I'm no good with. Imagination on me should of made me a billionaire by now! Nearly created dog poo bags last year that dogs wear like nappies when out!! Looking at patents and the works! Absolute bonkers.... at times...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God your such a wimp ..... Now in my days the old black and white Dracula films with Christopher lee now they were scarey

thought that too at the time... Hiding behind the sofa or my fingers! The original 'fly' set me off on my Love of horrors and all things jumpy

Glad I'm not the only one it was the only time I would hold my sisters hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your doomed mate the only way out is to ring 666 the number of the beast

It'd be the wrong number though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remind me never to go on a ghost train with you.

Already have nappies for dogs don't want to burst your bubble mate sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe in movies but I'm actually shitting myself. "

Shit, watched this on Fri night and proper crapped myself and screamed out a couple of times !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sweating under the duvet, all the lights on

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn't worry about silly things like evil spirits. It's aliens you should be scared of,they beam you up and probe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remind me never to go on a ghost train with you.

Horror movies these days are shit. Too much reliance on jump scares instead me actually making the viewer genuinely scared.

Dog nappies already exist. As do dog sanitary pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't worry about silly things like evil spirits. It's aliens you should be scared of,they beam you up and probe you

So did Star Trek ........scotty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you sweating under the duvet, all the lights on

Her"

No no life is good. I've got lamp on, Gordon Ramsey banging on about some shite. All is good again ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you sweating under the duvet, all the lights on

Her

No no life is good. I've got lamp on, Gordon Ramsey banging on about some shite. All is good again ha"
Turn it up loud, you will forget all about the bogey man

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You shouldn't worry about silly things like evil spirits. It's aliens you should be scared of,they beam you up and probe you

Ive been visited by the grays through a out if body experience but ill say no more about it. They are real. Omfg lol.. !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't worry about silly things like evil spirits. It's aliens you should be scared of,they beam you up and probe you

Ive been visited by the grays through a out if body experience but ill say no more about it. They are real. Omfg lol.. !!"

Take me to your dealer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be heard about this!! One time a a couple went to see a film at the cinema and half way thru she went to the toilet.. She never came back out! The man watched the rest of the film his self and thought she got to scared! Wasn't until he heard a wan screaming in the toilet that he realised e would never see his wife again!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be heard about this!! One time a a couple went to see a film at the cinema and half way thru she went to the toilet.. She never came back out! The man watched the rest of the film his self and thought she got to scared! Wasn't until he heard a wan screaming in the toilet that he realised e would never see his wife again!! "

WHY! !!!!!!!! WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky shit which cinema I want to go there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHY! !!!!!!!! WTF

Hahahahahahaha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't watch horror films I scare myself enough as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take that torch from under your chin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually seen some good short horror stories on here... Hold on, I would love for you to see them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take that torch from under your chin.

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muahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't watch horror films I scare myself enough as it is

Lol next time you look in the mirror hun I'll be there to hold your hand now your nearly 50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take that torch from under your chin.

muahahaha "

Next you'll tell the one about the woman in the car and her finding a hand on the roof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By Passion_Fruit Man

5 days ago

Sydney University, Research Dept

I posted this elsewhere, but was asked to post this in the Scotland forum too

Enjoy

Short Horror stories at their best...

Wrapped up in two sentences or less

1. Husband kills his wife while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping.

The weird thing was that kid didn't ask 4 his mom even 3 days after she went missing.

Father:" Is there something that you want to ask me ? "

Kid : "I just wonder, why mom is always standing BEHIND YOU . .

2. I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

3. The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.

4. In all of the time that I've lived alone in this house, I swear to God I've closed more doors than I've opened.

5. A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up & started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room & said "I heard that, too."

6. My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.

7. I always thought my cat had a staring problem. she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.

8. There's nothing like the laughter of a baby. Unless it's 1 a.m. & you're home alone.

9. I begin tucking him into bed & he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed."

I look underneath for his amusement & see him.. another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."

10. You get home, tired after a long day's work & ready for a relaxing night alone. You reach for the light switch, but another hand is already there.

11. There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone.