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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

(1) People finishing your sentence with you when chatting.

(2) Someone in my house leaves the empty cardboard tube on the windowsill every time they change the roll. Either recycle it or put it in the bin 2 feet away!!! Argh!!!!!

(3) Snoring (husband)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that lie to make themselves look good.one of my pet peeves

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

In some cases, breathe.

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"In some cases, breathe. "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The rolling eyes and huffing thing. Just say what's on your bloody mind and stop the guessing games.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do all of these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one-upper. Everything you've done, they did better.

People that go on about how much they had to drink and how wasted they got, as if they want a high-five.

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"The rolling eyes and huffing thing. Just say what's on your bloody mind and stop the guessing games.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say "can I get" in a coffee shop

people who use a cup with a handle and pick.it up like a glass

People who eat with just a fork

People with those ridiculous 3d black eyebrows

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By *antonkid1955Man
over a year ago

cardiff

People who wear a backpack when they are shopping... Makes me boil up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who eat noisily grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who eat noisily grrrr"

Oh I hate that to

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

People who constantly moan about other people when life is to short

Enjoy and smile as it confuses people

lol

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

(1) People finishing your sentence with y.... Yes, yes, I second this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In some cases, breathe. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Third noisy eating but also throw in 'eating with mouth open' and slurping.

No, no, no

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Never has a forum post been so easy x

Firkin damn firkin bloody firkin

Caravans !!!

I really don't want to be following your house, for the next 45 miles or 1.5 hrs through wales

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

People who nab a table in a busy counter service cafe before getting their food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads about penis size

Threads about why people can't get meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that argue with me, they know i'm right coz i'm always right so why waste their breath.....FACT

Smarmy Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who drag their teeth down forks when eating.

Slurping drinks.

Those who start a sentence with "no offence"

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Folk who will NOT put their groceries on the belt unless there's one of those separator thingies.

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"People that argue with me, they know i'm right coz i'm always right so why waste their breath.....FACT

Smarmy Gimp "

lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That loud "aahhhh" after a slurp of tea. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That loud "aahhhh" after a slurp of tea. Why?

"

Coz its burning their Tonsils ?

Tetley Gimp

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Negativity irritates me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me.

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me."

Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me.

Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men "

Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him.

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"Never has a forum post been so easy x

Firkin damn firkin bloody firkin

Caravans !!!

I really don't want to be following your house, for the next 45 miles or 1.5 hrs through wales"

That's funny I never see anyone at the back of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me."

Don't eat , don't drink , don't talk , don't take your caravan and you should be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born for threads like these...

1. Folk who don't say thank you when you pull in to let them past.

2. Folk who smack their lips chewing gum

3. People who have always done something better than you when you talk about stuff (already mentioned).

4. "Campers" in call of duty - ooooo

Loads more too but this'll do for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was born for threads like these...

1. Folk who don't say thank you when you pull in to let them past.

2. Folk who smack their lips chewing gum

3. People who have always done something better than you when you talk about stuff (already mentioned).

4. "Campers" in call of duty - ooooo

Loads more too but this'll do for now

"
fucking hate campers in cod lol

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

[Removed by poster at 25/08/14 18:55:14]

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me.

Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men

Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him."

Ruddy queue jumpers!

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me.

Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men

Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him.

Ruddy queue jumpers! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that give bollox

Her

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"People that give bollox

Her"

I've heard that donor cards have a wide application

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me some days it's just people! All of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say ' can't send you our pic we've got good jobs'

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!

He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!

You know how people have these little habits

That get you down like Bernie

Ernie like to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop

Like, I come home this one day and there's Bernie

Layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin'

So, I said to him, I said

"Ernie, you pop that gum one more time" and he did

So I took the shotgun off the wall

And I fired two warning shots into his head

He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago

And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away

So, we started living together

He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.

Then I found out, single, my ass

Not only was he married, well, he had six wives

One of those Mormons, you know

So that night, when he came home

I fixed him his drink as usual

You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic

He had it coming, he had it coming

He took a flower in its prime

And then he used it and he abused it

It was a murder but not a crime

Now, I'm standing in the kitchen

Carvin' up the chicken for dinner

And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a jealous rage

"You been screwin' the milkman"

He says and he kept sayin'

"You been screwin the milkman"

Then he ran into my knife

He ran into my knife ten times

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires

Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet

De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok

Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem

Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg

But did you do it?

Uh uh, not guilty

My sister, Veronica and I had this double act

And my husband, Charlie traveled around with us

With the last number in our act

We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our world

One two three four five, splits, spread eagles

Flip flops, back flips, one right after the other

Well, this one night we were in Cicero

The three of us, we were in this hotel room

Boozin' and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice

So I went out to get some

I come back, open the door

There's Veronica and Charlie

Doing number seventeen, the spread eagle

Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out

I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until later

When I was washing the blood off my hands

I even knew they were dead

They had it coming, they had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn't do it, inspite if I'd done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter

But he was always trying to find himself

He go out every night looking for himself

And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving

I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences

He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

They had it comin', they had it comin'

They had it comin' all along

'Cause if they used us and they abused us

How could they tell us that we were wrong?

He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

You pop that gum one more time

Single my ass

Ten times

Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe

Number seventeen, the spread eagle

Artistic differences

I betcha you would have done the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who use the parent and TODDLER parking with no children. Our somehow more annoying with a child that is clearly not a toddler and old enough to get in and out a car by themselves.

Baby on board car stickers! I can only read it if I drive closer to your car to do so! (and really who cares).

I'll second people who don't say thank you when you let them in.

People who have no concept of adjusting their headlights, and therefore, blind you when they drive behind you.

People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(1) People finishing your sentence with you when chatting.

(2) Someone in my house leaves the empty cardboard tube on the windowsill every time they change the roll. Either recycle it or put it in the bin 2 feet away!!! Argh!!!!!

(3) Snoring (husband)"

People trying to squash onto a jam packed tube train when there's another one coming along in a minute!

Nose to pit with an enthusiastic sweatererer.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"People who use the parent and TODDLER parking with no children. Our somehow more annoying with a child that is clearly not a toddler and old enough to get in and out a car by themselves.

Baby on board car stickers! I can only read it if I drive closer to your car to do so! (and really who cares).

I'll second people who don't say thank you when you let them in.

People who have no concept of adjusting their headlights, and therefore, blind you when they drive behind you.

People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so. "

People (men I assume as it's in the men's) blow dry their bodies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who use the parent and TODDLER parking with no children. Our somehow more annoying with a child that is clearly not a toddler and old enough to get in and out a car by themselves.

Baby on board car stickers! I can only read it if I drive closer to your car to do so! (and really who cares).

I'll second people who don't say thank you when you let them in.

People who have no concept of adjusting their headlights, and therefore, blind you when they drive behind you.

People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so.

People (men I assume as it's in the men's) blow dry their bodies?"

People only really give me funny looks when I squat a bit to dry off my bumhole.

Feels nice though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was born for threads like these...

1. Folk who don't say thank you when you pull in to let them past.

2. Folk who smack their lips chewing gum

3. People who have always done something better than you when you talk about stuff (already mentioned).

4. "Campers" in call of duty - ooooo

Loads more too but this'll do for now

fucking hate campers in cod lol"

Woops

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so.

People (men I assume as it's in the men's) blow dry their bodies?

People only really give me funny looks when I squat a bit to dry off my bumhole.

Feels nice though."

I seem to remember a post a while back about the way you wipe your botty too. You and your bottom seem to operate outside of the norm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me.

Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men

Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him.

Ruddy queue jumpers! "

Waves from the back of the queue and holds up a stop here sign hoping E-jay spots it when passing through Wales stuck behind a caravan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me.

Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men

Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him."

Lmao!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to remember a post a while back about the way you wipe your botty too. You and your bottom seem to operate outside of the norm.

"

And we are both proud of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here....people who blame fab because they can't get a meet...but don't consider their own lack of effort.

In life? Maybe a few of the things above but none really bother me that much. Apart from:

thick people

waiters in restaurants of a particular ethnicity who say please at the end of every sentence when the mean thank you

random calls from Mumbai when the guy on the other end says in a really thick Chennai accent that his name is "Derek" or similar....first thing out of his mouth is a lie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who use the parent and TODDLER parking with no children. Our somehow more annoying with a child that is clearly not a toddler and old enough to get in and out a car by themselves.

Baby on board car stickers! I can only read it if I drive closer to your car to do so! (and really who cares).

I'll second people who don't say thank you when you let them in.

People who have no concept of adjusting their headlights, and therefore, blind you when they drive behind you.

People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so. "

Hairdryers in blokes Bogs ?

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle lane joggers !!! Jesus !! What gives you the right to turn a motorway into a dual carriageway ??????????????? Drives me mad

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"In some cases, breathe. "

Exactly what I was thinking and seems to be more and more people lately!

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

When my ex breathes in and out regularly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who chew with their mouth open, making a noise like a wellington boot that's stuck in the mud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) liars!!!!

2 bad manners!! Please and thank you!!

3) white folks who think they are black gangsta and are all like innit bruv and sometimes with a dodgy American or Jamaican accent .... not cool!! STUPID!!!

4) hanging the toilet roll the wrong way!! IT GOES OVER!!!

5) men in public with their hands down their pants playing!!

6) trousers half way down the bum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1) liars!!!!

2 bad manners!! Please and thank you!!

3) white folks who think they are black gangsta and are all like innit bruv and sometimes with a dodgy American or Jamaican accent .... not cool!! STUPID!!!

4) hanging the toilet roll the wrong way!! IT GOES OVER!!!

5) men in public with their hands down their pants playing!!

6) trousers half way down the bum!!

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


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people who use a cup with a handle and pick.it up like a glass

"

As I was scrolling down and reading this using my right hand I was lifting my mug of tea with my left hand without using teh handle.... guilty!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I seem to remember a post a while back about the way you wipe your botty too. You and your bottom seem to operate outside of the norm.

And we are both proud of it."

I'm likely to be sorry I asked but wtf?

People who are rude.

People who pull out to overtake me when I've stopped to let someone out.

Bad drivers in general piss me off.

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli


"The rolling eyes and huffing thing. Just say what's on your bloody mind and stop the guessing games.

"

Yeah that's mine.... Just speak up init

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that give bollox

Her

I've heard that donor cards have a wide application "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grown man going to the shop and forgetting what you asked him to get,and went back twice and still forgot

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Trousers halfway down bum for sure.

People saying "but she is usless taking a picture thats why theres only pics of her on"

People with empty profiles that than expect me yo ask a zillion questions about them to know if they would interest me.

Cock pic with toilet seat open underneath.

People using people.

People hurting the people I love.

Stupid heavy black eye brows that look like a black caterpillar is on their face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who can't wave a 'thank you' when you wait to let them pass while driving.

Those that don't say 'thanks ' when you hold a door for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not walking straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who use the parent and TODDLER parking with no children. Our somehow more annoying with a child that is clearly not a toddler and old enough to get in and out a car by themselves.

Baby on board car stickers! I can only read it if I drive closer to your car to do so! (and really who cares).

I'll second people who don't say thank you when you let them in.

People who have no concept of adjusting their headlights, and therefore, blind you when they drive behind you.

People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so.

People (men I assume as it's in the men's) blow dry their bodies?"

No real Men would do such a thing Yes, quite regularly. They stand there completely naked, bold as brass, using the hair dryer: all over!

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli

wen Im out shopping in asda with an elderly lady who is blind and I'm supporting... People barging into us, or us having to walk round them like we in there way....

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli


"People who can't wave a 'thank you' when you wait to let them pass while driving.

Those that don't say 'thanks ' when you hold a door for them.

"

It's terrible around here for that...

Or just if you generally just smile at someone they like wtf does this thug want lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Combovers ......

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli


"wen Im out shopping in asda with an elderly lady who is blind and I'm supporting... People barging into us, or us having to walk round them like we in there way.... "

Sorry but men using straighteners on there hair wft is that all about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who ask for your advice. And then when you give it, they act as they already know what to do/or the answer already. So, why ask me then?

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli


"Combovers ...... "

Ah shit there goes us meeting.... Surely u spotted I got an awsome Combover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so.

Hairdryers in blokes Bogs ?

Gimp"

Changing rooms! I meant the gym changing rooms... haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really bad customer service - e.g no smiling at customers, or bar staff in high end places that carry glasses with fingers inside the glasses, or places that happily keep you in a bad queue.

Drivers on their phones, or speeding with kids in the car.

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli


"Those who ask for your advice. And then when you give it, they act as they already know what to do/or the answer already. So, why ask me then?

"

Pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who use the parent and TODDLER parking with no children. Our somehow more annoying with a child that is clearly not a toddler and old enough to get in and out a car by themselves.

Baby on board car stickers! I can only read it if I drive closer to your car to do so! (and really who cares).

Why should there be parent and toddler spaces weren't there in my day perhaps thats ehy they are all so fat and lazy

I'll second people who don't say thank you when you let them in.

People who have no concept of adjusting their headlights, and therefore, blind you when they drive behind you.

People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Combovers ......

Ah shit there goes us meeting.... Surely u spotted I got an awsome Combover"

I will bring the scissors

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli


"

People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so.

Hairdryers in blokes Bogs ?

Gimp

Changing rooms! I meant the gym changing rooms... haha "

I was in gym other day... Hairdryer was going on I looked up there was a 70 year old blow drying his balls lol.

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli


"Combovers ......

Ah shit there goes us meeting.... Surely u spotted I got an awsome Combover

I will bring the scissors "

You need shears lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in gym other day... Hairdryer was going on I looked up there was a 70 year old blow drying his balls lol."

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

People who are either in a shopping or car park queue and wait until last second possible to get their money ready. They then pay in bloody silver and copper, very slowly. Grrrr

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Hogging the middle lane on a motorway. I detest that......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was born for threads like these...

1. Folk who don't say thank you when you pull in to let them past.

2. Folk who smack their lips chewing gum

3. People who have always done something better than you when you talk about stuff (already mentioned).

4. "Campers" in call of duty - ooooo

Loads more too but this'll do for now

fucking hate campers in cod lol"

I know eh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was born for threads like these...

1. Folk who don't say thank you when you pull in to let them past.

2. Folk who smack their lips chewing gum

3. People who have always done something better than you when you talk about stuff (already mentioned).

4. "Campers" in call of duty - ooooo

Loads more too but this'll do for now

fucking hate campers in cod lol

Woops "

Oh dearie dearie me tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me.

Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men

Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him."

Me to Lib

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me.

Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men

Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him.

Me to Lib "

Yet another ruddy queue jumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that do not read before messaging. Not been on here long but this is starting to grate now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In some cases, breathe. "

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"In some cases, breathe. "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Peeps walking through town or on the bus/train with their iPod who are wailing so hopelessly out of tune that makes even finernails down a chalkboard sound melodic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me.

Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men

Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him.

Ruddy queue jumpers!

Waves from the back of the queue and holds up a stop here sign hoping E-jay spots it when passing through Wales stuck behind a caravan "

I can see the sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me.

Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men

Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him.

Me to Lib

Yet another ruddy queue jumper "

Shhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who turn the television volume up to 50 when 25 is perfectly fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm making notes should any of you have the misfortune of meeting me.

Should be few notes for you then as E-jay is nearest to you and don't think he meets men

Damn, I was looking forward to making sweet love to him.

Ruddy queue jumpers!

Waves from the back of the queue and holds up a stop here sign hoping E-jay spots it when passing through Wales stuck behind a caravan

I can see the sign "

I'll pop the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who turn the television volume up to 50 when 25 is perfectly fine"

25 is too loud. 5 is perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who turn the television volume up to 50 when 25 is perfectly fine

25 is too loud. 5 is perfect!

"

If I had my way the television would never go on

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

People who start every other sentence with ''Well, to be honest with you".

Lying b'stards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who turn the television volume up to 50 when 25 is perfectly fine

25 is too loud. 5 is perfect!

If I had my way the television would never go on "

Ooh. I like.

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

All of the above, plus:

Inconsiderate railway passengers;

People on their phone texting or emailing whilst walking slowly in front of you, or you have to get out of their way;

People with backpacks in crowds (especially on crowded trains, nearly knocking my block off or hitting my laptop on the table);

The scraping of cutlery on plates, or people continually cutting each different bit of their food up into small pieces and pushing it onto the back of their forks, no matter what combination it is and struggling to keep it on the fork!

I just love threads like these. They always make me laugh.

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"People who use the parent and TODDLER parking with no children. Our somehow more annoying with a child that is clearly not a toddler and old enough to get in and out a car by themselves.

Baby on board car stickers! I can only read it if I drive closer to your car to do so! (and really who cares).

I'll second people who don't say thank you when you let them in.

People who have no concept of adjusting their headlights, and therefore, blind you when they drive behind you.

People who use the hair dryer in the men's to dry their whole body? Really? seriously odd, use a towel! And the fact that they seem so nonchalant when doing so.

People (men I assume as it's in the men's) blow dry their bodies?

People only really give me funny looks when I squat a bit to dry off my bumhole.

Feels nice though."

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"People who chew with their mouth open, making a noise like a wellington boot that's stuck in the mud. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who can't walk in heels

( I can't )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who come to my till on their phone and proceed to do the entire transaction whilst having a conversation with someone on the other end .. grrrr

people who wont make eye contact .. what's your problem ?

People who insist on wearing clothes too small just cos they managed to get their head in it .. sausage skin tops over bellies like mine .. eewww put it AWAY love .. didn't they have YOUR size ??

Grown men copying children with baggy pants halfway down their arses .. one day I WILL swipe a card down that crack .. say NO to CRACK .. CRACK KILLS

I could go on .. I can feel a grumpy rant coming on. Need some lovin to make it go away LOL . . .

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Oh lots and lots of those already mentioned!

Those who sit at the front of the bus on the disabled/elderly seats and don't even budge or try to avoid eye contact when someone with a more pressing need gets on.

People who finish the last pack of crisps in a multipack and don't throw it away making you think there's some in.

Also folk that leave the tiniest bit of milk for the next person, knowing it won't even change the shade of the black tea or coffee!

Oh and loud popcorn munchers in the cinema when the film is on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1) liars!!!!

2 bad manners!! Please and thank you!!

3) white folks who think they are black gangsta and are all like innit bruv and sometimes with a dodgy American or Jamaican accent .... not cool!! STUPID!!!

4) hanging the toilet roll the wrong way!! IT GOES OVER!!!

5) men in public with their hands down their pants playing!!

6) trousers half way down the bum!!

"
all of the above plus people who stop the flow of traffic to let someone out !!!!!!!! You'd soon moan when someone rams your asse at 30mph !!!!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

One more...people who don't put the shared bins out in a block of flats! (It's bin day tomorrow )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In general life:-

Humorous car stickers - they aren't in the slightest bit funny and make the driver of the car look like a git

People who swear in everyday speech

D*unk people

Common people

To name just a few things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this forum

The name and shame analogy (I arranged to meet you last night but you didn't turn up) - we've all heard that saying, a million times!

FACT written after a statement, its not a fact its simply your opinion and putting the word in capitals doesn't make it so.

Shoot me down in flames - stop being dramatic, its a silly saying

The popcorn reference

Pictures of men sticking their tongues out

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"The rolling eyes and huffing thing. Just say what's on your bloody mind and stop the guessing games.

"

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.

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who drag their teeth down forks when eating.

Slurping drinks.

Those who start a sentence with "no offence"

"

Apparently I do the dragging thing on with my teeth on a fork...I'm quite unconscious about it... Wonder if it's connected to grinding ones teeth in their sleep....hmmmmm

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Pull in and let queuing motorists past - or rather any selfish prick who doesnt, whatever theyre driving. Selfish drivers often cause death and injuries, but not usually their own, or claimed via their insurance-probably their premiums fall, as they seem like 'safe' drivers. Anyone eating with an open mouth deserves food with integral superglue for life. And I detest motorists who ignore others who show them courtesy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who constantly moan about other people when life is to short

Enjoy and smile as it confuses people

lol"

Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh lots and lots of those already mentioned!

Those who sit at the front of the bus on the disabled/elderly seats and don't even budge or try to avoid eye contact when someone with a more pressing need gets on. "

I tell the people to move, even if I'm sat far back on the bus. We get a lot of young foreign students here during easter and summer, around the age of 14/15 and they are so rude... not used to the British concept of queuing and making way for disabled or elderly. Pees me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" people who stop the flow of traffic to let someone out !!!!!!!! You'd soon moan when someone rams your asse at 30mph !!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the use of the word of instead of have. example. .... i would of met you but....

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"the use of the word of instead of have. example. .... i would of met you but...."

Yes that seems to have crept in and become quite popular recently...My daughter does it deliberately even though she knows it's incorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The rolling eyes and huffing thing. Just say what's on your bloody mind and stop the guessing games.

"

My new boss does that when asked a question by newbies. Great Managements skills but terrible trainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who feel the need to stir tea 20 times and ting ting the spoon on the side of the cup. Drives me insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do Gooders and Nicey Nice people !!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

people who take to the forum because someone has blocked them and they want the last word.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

people walking and texting or reading their phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently away with fam and EVERYTHING is annoying me right now

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