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3 Crazy things about you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Name 3 things about you that you think no one else can say.

Mine are:

1) I was 2 ft tall when born

2) Size 9 feet in primary school/size 12/13 by year 8

3) Been getting served for beer since I was 12 as I havent grown since then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heart attack at the age of 32

Cycle over 130 miles on a weekly basis

Do full contact martial arts at the age of 41

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tooth in the roof of my mouth.

I've had a piece of metal in my eye

I can bend my fingers right back with no effort

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heart attack at the age of 32

Cycle over 130 miles on a weekly basis

Do full contact martial arts at the age of 41"

you remind me off randy couture, matt hughes, chuck liddel lol, I used to do mixed martial arts my self, Im pretty good to, always wanted to join UFC

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i can run 10k (so far!)

i am a published poet

i can stick my tongue up my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) My feet have shrunk since leaving school - 8 down to a 5

2) I look nothing like my parents but strangely like my aunt

3) For a fat bird I was very good at high jump

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

1

I am crazy

2

I got bitten twice by dogs and attacked once

3

The attack left a hole in my face

Oh and did I mention I am crazy

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli

I work with the blind xx can piss in my own ear xx and um I'm not the thug I look like..... It's nit exactly crazy but I'm judged by my book so I suppose the crazyness comes wen people meet me and I'm not this thug I'm.actually a gent xxx plus I ain't getting on no plane crazy fools

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I work with the blind xx can piss in my own ear xx and um I'm not the thug I look like..... It's nit exactly crazy but I'm judged by my book so I suppose the crazyness comes wen people meet me and I'm not this thug I'm.actually a gent xxx plus I ain't getting on no plane crazy fools "

In your own ear i1m not gonna ask how you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.I am crazy

2.I am a jedi

3.my pills will be given to me any minuite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i can run 10k (so far!)

i am a published poet

i can stick my tongue up my nose "

bet the tongue up the nose tastes nice lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I work with the blind xx can piss in my own ear xx and um I'm not the thug I look like..... It's nit exactly crazy but I'm judged by my book so I suppose the crazyness comes wen people meet me and I'm not this thug I'm.actually a gent xxx plus I ain't getting on no plane crazy fools

In your own ear i1m not gonna ask how you know"

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've stolen a sign from the side of an embassy of a country that was engaged in a very high profile war at the time.

I can't think of anything else interesting or unusual, off the top of my head.

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli


"I work with the blind xx can piss in my own ear xx and um I'm not the thug I look like..... It's nit exactly crazy but I'm judged by my book so I suppose the crazyness comes wen people meet me and I'm not this thug I'm.actually a gent xxx plus I ain't getting on no plane crazy fools

In your own ear i1m not gonna ask how you know

"

It's all in the technique xxx head stand direct n piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heart attack at the age of 32

Cycle over 130 miles on a weekly basis

Do full contact martial arts at the age of 41

you remind me off randy couture, matt hughes, chuck liddel lol, I used to do mixed martial arts my self, Im pretty good to, always wanted to join UFC"

I'm not at UFC level, only do Jiu Jitsu, but it's still full on, fighting kids half my age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Name 3 things about you that you think no one else can say.

Mine are:

1) I was 2 ft tall when born

2) Size 9 feet in primary school/size 12/13 by year 8

3) Been getting served for beer since I was 12 as I havent grown since then"

my daughter was 23inches born and weighted 12 pound 5 so not far behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I'm disabled

2. I volunteer at mind

3. I'm ok for a fatty

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli


"1. I'm disabled

2. I volunteer at mind

3. I'm ok for a fatty

"

I volunteered there fir a while mind xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heart attack at the age of 32

Cycle over 130 miles on a weekly basis

Do full contact martial arts at the age of 41

you remind me off randy couture, matt hughes, chuck liddel lol, I used to do mixed martial arts my self, Im pretty good to, always wanted to join UFC

I'm not at UFC level, only do Jiu Jitsu, but it's still full on, fighting kids half my age."

I do muay thai and brazilian jiu jitsu mainly but do some other little bits to

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I can drive a forklift truck

I love cycling

I am quite fit for a fat bird

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli


"I can drive a forklift truck

I love cycling

I am quite fit for a fat bird"

Very fit fir a large lady xxx

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I can drive a forklift truck

I love cycling

I am quite fit for a fat bird

Very fit fir a large lady xxx "

right back at ya

lovely body you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a level 2 rugby union coach.

I played clarinet in the local fire brigade band.

Played front row aged 38 -41.

Was fit for a fat bird

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli


"I can drive a forklift truck

I love cycling

I am quite fit for a fat bird

Very fit fir a large lady xxx

right back at ya

lovely body you have "

Thank you sweet xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 - I was 10 weeks premature.

2 - I am getting married next year.

3 - I have just realised I have carried on watching Pokemon although the kids have been in bed for the last twenty minutes

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

1, I'm a published author

2, get recognised almost everywhere I go when glammed up

3, nearly had my leg blown off once when one of the lads was fiddling with his rifle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been shot twice n stabbed three times.

I havnt d*unk water since i was Twelve.

I Eat yellow Crayons.

Shpeshal Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born tiny, only just kept out of prem baby unit (the total opposite of I am now haha)

I am a crazy cat lady. Nearly rivaling the one from the Simpsons haha

I crack more then bubble wrap if ive sat still too long haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I walked on the grass to kick a do not walk on the grass sign over

2. Number 1 is crazy enough you don't need to hear more

3. See above

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

1. I have a crazy pain threshold, completing a 5k mud obstacle race at the weekend in 1hr 15 when I badly sprained my ankle about 20 minutes in.

2. I've walked about on a broken leg in the past for 2 days...

3. I've lost 17 stone in 4 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I can play the trombone

2. I'm a member of the women's institute

3. I I help out at a local petting farm and do donkey agility shows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I suck my own toes

2) I had a 1 inch splinter in my leg for a year!!

3) I know when people close to me have died

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

1. I un-emigrated from Australia 20 years ago next month.

2. I can make a stained glass window.

3. I've been in a long distance relationship for 7 years!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

I like wearing straight jackets. Enough said

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Was in a Close Protection team

Met "storming" Norman Scwartzcopf

Did The New York marathon in 1992

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am fluent in three languages

i can do the splits

today i ran none stop for 60 mins at 8 kph on my tread mill, i think that's my greatest achievement to date

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