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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As it's pissing down I'm thinking that an ark might be needed.

Do you wish to join me in the adventure?

What animal would you be and why?

Me- a polar bear. Cuddly looking but a feisty creature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a frog. Have you seen their tongue? Bet it does wonders!

...no wonder frogs are always laying down with their legs spread.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Black leopard or jaguar. Or maybe a mountain lion.

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By *riggsyMan
over a year ago

rugby

I think I would be a jaguar, fast sleek and powerful

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'd be a frog. Have you seen their tongue? Bet it does wonders!

...no wonder frogs are always laying down with their legs spread.

Would you be hoping for more kisses from women hunting for princes?

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By *igj106Man
over a year ago

yorkshire

Pig for me I love to nuzzle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolf - bit of a liner and does their own thing most of the time, although can be affectionate. Fiercely loyal if you deserve it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*loner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wood termite.

I hope you can all swim.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Meerkat! I love those cutesey wee things, but they are also fiesty and love a good rumble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A koala bear. I love to sleep.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Someone needs to be an anteater...

I hope termites can run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a frog. Have you seen their tongue? Bet it does wonders!

...no wonder frogs are always laying down with their legs spread.

Would you be hoping for more kisses from women hunting for princes?"

Only problem there is. I'd have to turn out handsome. That won't be happening if i'm naked.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A tabby cat. Or a owl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wood termite.

I hope you can all swim."

The wood is treated against termites.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Dolphin, very liberal and enjoy orgies

And all that slippery wet flesh and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or a owl."

phenomenon na na na-na-na

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wood termite.

I hope you can all swim.

The wood is treated against termites. "

Tastes alright to me!

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

Chameleon ... blend in with the background and then a flick of my rapier like tongue would have the ladies oozing with pleasure!

erm .. okay maybe more than one flick required there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chameleon ... blend in with the background and then a flick of my rapier like tongue would have the ladies oozing with pleasure!

erm .. okay maybe more than one flick required there!

like a reptilian sex pest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone needs to be an anteater...

I hope termites can run."

You'd need a terminater.

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

An Owl, they spend their time observing their surroundings and are not a bright as they may appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably be a cougar. Well, why not? Xx

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"As it's pissing down I'm thinking that an ark might be needed.

Do you wish to join me in the adventure?

What animal would you be and why?

Me- a polar bear. Cuddly looking but a feisty creature.

do you like being woken up from hibernation ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone needs to be an anteater...

I hope termites can run.

You'd need a terminater.

Or perhaps a termineater?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would probably be a cougar. Well, why not? Xx

yeah you would

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

"Chameleon ... blend in with the background and then a flick of my rapier like tongue would have the ladies oozing with pleasure!

erm .. okay maybe more than one flick required there!

like a reptilian sex pest?

guilty as charged!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As it's pissing down I'm thinking that an ark might be needed.

Do you wish to join me in the adventure?

What animal would you be and why?

Me- a polar bear. Cuddly looking but a feisty creature.

do you like being woken up from hibernation ?

As long as I'm woken up with something hard poking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone needs to be an anteater...

I hope termites can run.

You'd need a terminater.

Or perhaps a termineater?"

I'll line 'em up, you knock down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tigress, usually keep myself to myself but like to protect those who are vulnerable. I also like to use my claws on occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meerkat so Diamond would adopt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a Lion. Who wants to me my lioness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would probably be a cougar. Well, why not? Xx

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hedgehog - pickly but soft underneath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a camel because you can't beat having a hump on a boat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be an octopus. Imagine what i could do with all these arms..

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'd be an octopus. Imagine what i could do with all these arms..

As long as you're a generic octopus and not one of the Argonaut species I'm assuming.

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

I'd be a Rhino, I'm a horny devil and have thick skin too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would probably be a cougar. Well, why not? Xx

Oh hello"

Back atcha. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be an octopus. Imagine what i could do with all these arms..

As long as you're a generic octopus and not one of the Argonaut species I'm assuming.

I'm an Argonaut species right now. I'd much rather be rocking your boat so i'd be the one from the movie 'The Beast'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump. Still very wet out there

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well I'd be a Ram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'd be a Ram

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yeah good idea derby 5 fulham 1

HAHA I,ll always be a ram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump. Still very wet out there "
Its hardly stopped here all day

And its heavier now than its ever been set

To beat all records If it carries on we,ll

have a paddling pool on our front lawn now

the rivers will be right up after this lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right now id be a sloth - saw a programme about orphaned animals yesterday and thought hey thats a good way of life - i only move 30cm an hour - cling to my fave tree a couple of times a week for a poo and eat pretty flowers -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gorilla, just because

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Unicorn.

Horny all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ummm a fish

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

A baby penquin

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