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I just don't know what to make of this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I sent a wink to a new member and got a message back that read "mmm fart in my mouth"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the best way to get the flavour of Dry Roasted Peanuts in your mouth if you have a nut allergy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the person is a listener of absolute radio, they have been playing a piece that says inhaling farts are good for you!

I know it doesn't help much, you could always ask the person to meet so you can do that to them.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

It is a fetish, not a well known or common one but it does exist.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"It is a fetish, not a well known or common one but it does exist."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is a fetish, not a well known or common one but it does exist."

Really?

I daren't oblige cause my flatulance can hospitalise small children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a letter from the oragami society the other day...i didnt know what to make of it either

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Its the best way to get the flavour of Dry Roasted Peanuts in your mouth if you have a nut allergy.

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I think you're talking out of yer arse Prof

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I got a letter from the oragami society the other day...i didnt know what to make of it either"

excellent! I can go back to bed nothing will be funnier than that today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have been from a bloke , us ladies don't fart .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is a fetish, not a well known or common one but it does exist.

Really?

I daren't oblige cause my flatulance can hospitalise small children "

Its generally unethical to fart in the faces of small children, a telling off will usually suffice if they've been misbehaving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is a fetish, not a well known or common one but it does exist.

Really?

I daren't oblige cause my flatulance can hospitalise small children

Its generally unethical to fart in the faces of small children, a telling off will usually suffice if they've been misbehaving."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently all the cool kids are doing it, its another one of those 'legal highs'

Street slang terms include : 'Beaning the Tube', 'One with the Wind', 'Fabreezing' and 'Qeefing the Quiff'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sent a wink to a new member and got a message back that read "mmm fart in my mouth" "

Reply saying, "So, you're up for a meet then?! Great!".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sent a wink to a new member and got a message back that read "mmm fart in my mouth"

Reply saying, "So, you're up for a meet then?! Great!". "

I deleted and blocked, seemed the best thing to do, whatever the reason for doing it, legal high or otherwise, its not something I'm into, pressure to fart on demand, just don't think i could cope with that kind of pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a message the other day from a guy wanting Emily to in his words "use him as a toilet with no limits" there is nothing in our profile suggesting we would want to do that so he was deleted and blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a message the other day from a guy wanting Emily to in his words "use him as a toilet with no limits" there is nothing in our profile suggesting we would want to do that so he was deleted and blocked "

I had that message too!! Dirty little scrote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a message the other day from a guy wanting Emily to in his words "use him as a toilet with no limits" there is nothing in our profile suggesting we would want to do that so he was deleted and blocked "

Really, 'no limits'? - I mean enough triple ply toilet paper will block anything eventually!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"We had a message the other day from a guy wanting Emily to in his words "use him as a toilet with no limits" there is nothing in our profile suggesting we would want to do that so he was deleted and blocked

Really, 'no limits'? - I mean enough triple ply toilet paper will block anything eventually!"

Wait till you clean him with a bog brush, he'll discover some limits pretty damn quickly, I'd imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a message the other day from a guy wanting Emily to in his words "use him as a toilet with no limits" there is nothing in our profile suggesting we would want to do that so he was deleted and blocked

Really, 'no limits'? - I mean enough triple ply toilet paper will block anything eventually!

Wait till you clean him with a bog brush, he'll discover some limits pretty damn quickly, I'd imagine. "

hahaha don't forget the bleach!

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