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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Name some crazy places.. my mums due and need somewhere to hide them.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Why hide them? You're a grown up. Just make sure they're away in a drawer or something similar and if she opens it then that's her lookout.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

You wanna try moving house and hoping your mother who insists on helping unpack doesn't unpack your toys

We had a plastic toy box in the bottom of our wardrobe covered with a towel in case of snoopers I'm still considering where I can display my beautiful glass dildos tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you expecting your mother to go rooting through all your possessions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wanna try moving house and hoping your mother who insists on helping unpack doesn't unpack your toys

We had a plastic toy box in the bottom of our wardrobe covered with a towel in case of snoopers I'm still considering where I can display my beautiful glass dildos tho "

Put em on the mantlepiece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your vagina!

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why hide them? Your mother shouldn't be rooting through your things anyhow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up yer chuff?

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By *unsurreycouple1Couple
over a year ago

Surrey

small suitcase with a combination lock....Mind you it does rattle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why hide them? Your mother shouldn't be rooting through your things anyhow. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Name some crazy places.. my mums due and need somewhere to hide them.

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Up the chimney.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Name some crazy places.. my mums due and need somewhere to hide them.

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Do you have a drawer under your bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you expecting your mother to go rooting through all your possessions?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a PO for Ann Summers and my mum used to come to parties at the start to make up numbers

Saying that when my youngest comes to stay to house sit when we go away they go up in the attic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be brazen. Put them in a bag on to of or in the wardrobe, under the bed, in a specified drawer..... Wherever... When mum gets there and gets nosy just tell it straight 'mum, you really don't wanna open that, it's where i keep my dildos'. Watch how fast her hand changes direction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any forumites who've been on Come Dine With Me must have some great ideas, as I've never seen any guests finds their host's toybox as they rifle through their stuff

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

I don't have any.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Are you expecting your mother to go rooting through all your possessions?

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My mother would! She's a right nosey cow! Lol.

We have outs in.a plastic box which was under the bed. Had to move it recently because my dad was decorating so I lined the box with black bags in case my dad went into the room where it is now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wanna try moving house and hoping your mother who insists on helping unpack doesn't unpack your toys

We had a plastic toy box in the bottom of our wardrobe covered with a towel in case of snoopers I'm still considering where I can display my beautiful glass dildos tho "

On one of those light boxes that rotate, they'll look fab

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

ive used a few places for the toys

locked cupboard

a chiller plastic box

bottom draw of bedside unit

with toys make sure dog and other people dont get hold of them

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Do the double bluff and label a box called 'Toys'. She may have no interest in opening it up!

Or if she does, then just stick some old Lego, my little ponies and the like on top!

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Ask your Mum where she keeps hers!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

my mum is helping me have a total clear out of stuff,, so yes im expecting her to go through stuff, plus she is staying in my bedroom..

jeeez its a question for funny hiding places

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Put them in your car for now then move them back in when she's gone.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"my mum is helping me have a total clear out of stuff,, so yes im expecting her to go through stuff, plus she is staying in my bedroom..

jeeez its a question for funny hiding places "

You have posted on the forums before, you should know that you can't control a thread - it's like herding cats!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my mum is helping me have a total clear out of stuff,, so yes im expecting her to go through stuff, plus she is staying in my bedroom..

jeeez its a question for funny hiding places

You have posted on the forums before, you should know that you can't control a thread - it's like herding cats! "

Which is why i know not to ask such a stupid question if there was no chance she'd go snooping.. still ah well

I'll go back to bed for an hour and start the day again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of Ozzy Osborne hiding alcohol in the oven because he knew Sharon never cooked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had just finished cleaning our double-ender after a session and had to hide it in a kitchen cupboard when we got a knock on the door

Turned out it was the daughter and her boyfriend. They came in to start cooking dinner!

The look on his face as he tried to get a baking tray out without going near that huge black rubber cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick them all in a box with a load of candles?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inside a handbag inside all your handbags. If you're anything like me, by the time she's got half way through them she'll have got bored and never get far enough to find them lol

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Put them in your car for now then move them back in when she's gone. "

I like this one

Though i don't have a car, so mine would be a case topped with clothes you want to keep/work stuff for this scenario.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my daughter staying here when I went to Glastonbury. She is very "inquisitive" so I put my locked naughty bag in the loft, which isn't easily accessible. I made me feel happier.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

there is the other

make sure they have batteries in them and advise if you want to use the toys there in that place while shes staying

also advise on the best one to try

is saves her going through stuff and finding them so do the exact opposite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under the pillow, be a good daughter and hostess.

We keep them in a cloth bag in the wardrobe, all was well until we came home to find my daughter very worried about the house falling down. A rabbit had turned itself on and was making a hell of a strange noise against the side of the wardrobe which in turn made a great echo chamber to amplify the noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick the dildos in the garden between plants and say they are a type of mushroom!

Nipple clamps on the washing line!

Pussy pump next to the sink plunger!

Any inflatables can be blown up and hung between some ballons!

Glass toys behind cut crystal ornaments!

Lube in bathroom cabinet!

Whips, ropes, bondage stuff stick in the shed...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We had just finished cleaning our double-ender after a session and had to hide it in a kitchen cupboard when we got a knock on the door

Turned out it was the daughter and her boyfriend. They came in to start cooking dinner!

The look on his face as he tried to get a baking tray out without going near that huge black rubber cock. "

haha classic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had just finished cleaning our double-ender after a session and had to hide it in a kitchen cupboard when we got a knock on the door

Turned out it was the daughter and her boyfriend. They came in to start cooking dinner!

The look on his face as he tried to get a baking tray out without going near that huge black rubber cock. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stick the dildos in the garden between plants and say they are a type of mushroom!

Nipple clamps on the washing line!

Pussy pump next to the sink plunger!

Any inflatables can be blown up and hung between some ballons!

Glass toys behind cut crystal ornaments!

Lube in bathroom cabinet!

Whips, ropes, bondage stuff stick in the shed..."

now thats just showing off with creativity

sound like an expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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now thats just showing off with creativity

sound like an expert"

We have had a lot of practise...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide them in her pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take bottom drawer out, put towel down and put the toys on and then put drawer back my trick when I go on holiday as my mum looks after my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my mum is helping me have a total clear out of stuff,, so yes im expecting her to go through stuff, plus she is staying in my bedroom..

jeeez its a question for funny hiding places "

If she's going to help you go though everything it'll be really pointless to hide them, won't it? The only thing i can think of that you might not need to go through and clear out with her is Christmas decs. Plonk them in a bag in your boxes of decs until she leaves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my mum is helping me have a total clear out of stuff,, so yes im expecting her to go through stuff, plus she is staying in my bedroom..

jeeez its a question for funny hiding places

If she's going to help you go though everything it'll be really pointless to hide them, won't it? The only thing i can think of that you might not need to go through and clear out with her is Christmas decs. Plonk them in a bag in your boxes of decs until she leaves? "

oh thats good

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Stick em in a box and post them to yourself via Royal Mail.

Should keep them out of site for a few days - if not forever!!

A

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

get a box gift wrap it saying its a freinds birthday present that you got early when you could afford it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself a nice display cabinet.

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