FabSwingers.com forum: The ULTIMATE MAN

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We can build him. We have the technology.

If you're a man offer up your best bits to make our ULTIMATE MAN. If you're a woman/bi/gay state what you want to see on the ULTIMATE MAN.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm willing to donate:

All of me.

Finished. Great work everyone.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm willing to donate:

All of me.

Finished. Great work everyone."

With or without the beard?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Klinker free bum fuzz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm willing to donate:

All of me.

Finished. Great work everyone."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gold medallion

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well obviously a hat, but it must be worn in the style of George Melly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chest hair.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Klinker free bum fuzz."

I'd quite like one that doesn't fart or shit at all. Then they can stay over and I don't have to worry about my bathroom so much.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

A pinch of Testosterone

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Nice underwear.

Definitely no thong.

Shorts rather than Y fronts.

Black or white - no grey/washed out look!

And absolutely no skid marks.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will have a 6ft 4 black Irish policeman with dreadlocks please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice 6pack with cool army haircut like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a spare shoe you can have

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

And absolutely no skid marks.

Especially on the cuffs of their shirt.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

And absolutely no skid marks.

Especially on the cuffs of their shirt.

Ewwwww!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Fungal free toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And absolutely no skid marks.

Especially on the cuffs of their shirt.

I do actually worry about that if I take a dump at work and I wear a white shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We can build him. We have the technology.

If you're a man offer up your best bits to make our ULTIMATE MAN. If you're a woman/bi/gay state what you want to see on the ULTIMATE MAN.

My happy trail is available.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"We can build him. We have the technology.

If you're a man offer up your best bits to make our ULTIMATE MAN. If you're a woman/bi/gay state what you want to see on the ULTIMATE MAN.

My happy trail is available."

Accepted. Now that I know what it is.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"We can build him. We have the technology.

If you're a man offer up your best bits to make our ULTIMATE MAN. If you're a woman/bi/gay state what you want to see on the ULTIMATE MAN.

My happy trail is available."

We'll ask your Mum

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fungal free toes."

You are good at this. Keep it up.

I'd rather not have those long prehensile toes either.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Klinker free bum fuzz."
don't you have dagging sheers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big strong arms please and someone who can make me laugh too..... Well that's to start

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Fungal free toes."

In fact no ailments which require a vacuum cleaner to remove the tissue they've shed on the bed sheets.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Doesnt need a 6 pack, sorry Shag Tonight - though its an option. But a great chest, shapely and firm, is ideal - on moobs. Thick hair and good square jaw would be nice too. Good long solid legs, all in proportion. He'e be 5'11 plus. Obviously his arse would be shapely, firm and good to look at too.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Well defined 'spunk gutters' please

I'm sorry, but I don't know another phrase for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you just start back at the beginning?

Mate two suitable primates of your choosing, then wait for 1 million years of evolution for the fruits of your labour to materialise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well defined 'spunk gutters' please

I'm sorry, but I don't know another phrase for them

Adonis belt / Apollo belt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesnt need a 6 pack, sorry Shag Tonight - though its an option. But a great chest, shapely and firm, is ideal - on moobs. Thick hair and good square jaw would be nice too. Good long solid legs, all in proportion. He'e be 5'11 plus. Obviously his arse would be shapely, firm and good to look at too. "
And yes that's fine to lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Can he have gorgeous eyes with a naughty twinkle please? And a propensity for laughter? And can he be really, really good at kissing? For starters...

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By *entkevMan
over a year ago

Dover

I can offer up my feet, I have lovely soft feet.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Well defined 'spunk gutters' please

I'm sorry, but I don't know another phrase for them

Adonis belt / Apollo belt."

Never heard of these! Sounds more refined though, if it's the same thing

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

I'm struggling here. Does ULTIMATE MAN need some well formed ear lobes?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Socks which don't stick to the wall... and leave a stain.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well defined 'spunk gutters' please

I'm sorry, but I don't know another phrase for them

I have no idea which part of the body you are describing there.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm struggling here. Does ULTIMATE MAN need some well formed ear lobes?"

He'd look odd without ears. I don't want big flappy earlobes though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have a 6ft 4 black Irish policeman with dreadlocks please"

What about a 5ft 7 white scouse mechanic, is that close enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He needs to be immune to the man flu virus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll throw my charm and wit into this . . . pretty much all i have to offer

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"He needs to be immune to the man flu virus"

Feck off noooo way it's a killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well defined 'spunk gutters' please

I'm sorry, but I don't know another phrase for them

I have no idea which part of the body you are describing there.

spunk gutters?? Is that a woman?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Well defined 'spunk gutters' please

I'm sorry, but I don't know another phrase for them

I have no idea which part of the body you are describing there.

I thought it meant he already had a couple of casuals he didn't really like but they let him shag bareback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice soft hands, gentle touch but strong to give that bit of rough

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Witty, charming, great Smile and prepared to be my James Bond

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I will have a 6ft 4 black Irish policeman with dreadlocks please

What about a 5ft 7 white scouse mechanic, is that close enough?"
I will compromise as its getting late

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Witty, charming, great Smile and prepared to be my James Bond

And all because the lady loves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tidy rugby player??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tidy rugby player??"

Dont think they like flankers!

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Spunk gutters are the chiseled 'lines' that lead from the lower abdomen to the pubic region in a v-shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My butt.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Popeye's beard, as it is very strokable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ultimate man is a man most adaptable to change because that's what women do, they change things.

They change themselves, they change their surroundings but mist of all they change their men.

So whatever package he arrived with she will eventually get bored unless she can change him.

The ultimate man needs to be able to adapt and change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you talking about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brain ... Or if not required, firm thighs and arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ultimate man is a man most adaptable to change because that's what women do, they change things.

They change themselves, they change their surroundings but mist of all they change their men.

So whatever package he arrived with she will eventually get bored unless she can change him.

The ultimate man needs to be able to adapt and change. "

So we need a bag full of spare parts then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll offer up my dress sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder where 'The Ultimate Woman' thread is and how many posts it will take before its established that She is a hybrid of Jessica Rabbit, a Channel 5 weather presenter and Elastigirl?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I wonder where 'The Ultimate Woman' thread is and how many posts it will take before its established that She is a hybrid of Jessica Rabbit, a Channel 5 weather presenter and Elastigirl?

Now at least I know what a spunk gutter is... thank you all for educating me once more!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've met my ultimate man. He needs no physical changes, but some minor emotional and personality adjusts would be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm a "stepford husband" eh? Well now he would have to be a big, strong man with lots of thick dark hair, stubble and a remote control to expand his cock

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