FabSwingers.com forum: If you had to come with a *WARNING* label attached to your wrist...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would it say and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't piss off you won't know what's hit you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

May contain nuts.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

'Heavy- Do not get trapped underneath'

Obvious really.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What do you mean "IF"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one attached to my ankle for a while but Thats another story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wide load reversing.

Beep beep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latex allergy no balloons, latex free supplied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instant arsehole. Just add alcohol

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Bite much worse than bark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handle with care - a volatile mix of hormones and passion

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"What would it say and why?"

Crap cook.....because I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Approach with caution x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"show stopper"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suffers from brain flatulence...beware prolonged exposure will piss you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prone to sudden bouts of uncontrolled passion, lignite fuse lie well back and enjoy the fireworks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning... may not exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't feed after midnight.

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By *ady_CuntaliciousWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Warning* Must restrain, lethal when let loose. Often Bites :P

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

WARNING: Keep well away from unprotected Jaffa cakes, Victoria.sponge and Mars Bar ice creams.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Warning - Dim light when passing

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Warning: Do not exceed recommended dose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution sarcastic fooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: tendencies to be a bit random

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Moody old basterd maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does not contain bananas

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Waterproof mattress protector needed!!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"'Heavy- Do not get trapped underneath'

Obvious really.

I think that wouldn't be such a bad place to be trapped!

I think might should be "Keep your distance, feelings may ensue"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will start a fight in a taxi queue if fed jaegerbombs

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Caution sarcastic fooker

Lowest ? Highet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

may be addictive

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Warning: volatile

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

In case of psychosis run for your fucking life!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It would just say:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caution sarcastic fooker

Lowest ? Highet ?

my nan used to say

sarcasm is the lowest form of whit and if whit was shit you'd be constipated

classy lady was my nan

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd have a quote...

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”

Jane Austen

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Not suitable for those who take themselves too seriously.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Do not attempt communication before 9am.

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By *atsnCorsetsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"If in doubt feed coffee"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Do not attempt communication before 9am."

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not expose to alcohol and then music.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Caution sarcastic fooker

Lowest ? Highet ?

my nan used to say

sarcasm is the lowest form of whit and if whit was shit you'd be constipated

classy lady was my nan

Oooòwer

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

May likely to fucks things up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often fucks up, but consistent

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"May likely to fucks things up lol

See post below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not attempt communication before 9am."

I keep telling my colleagues at work this ! They don't listen....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If unruly, spank bottom, if out of hand, crop instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will start a fight in a taxi queue if fed jaegerbombs

My kind of woman lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One size fits all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will forget everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May blow your mind

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"May blow your mind

I soòoo fuckin dawt it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"May blow your mind

I soòoo fuckin dawt it

Then again the thought of meat an 2 veg quite posibly

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust

Warning = insatiable redhead in the perfect company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For use by trained personnel only.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Warning. Opens mouth before engaging brain

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

May unleash the Fook on you

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Warning. Opens mouth before engaging brain"

Story of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning little tolerance for crap

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Warning. Opens mouth before engaging brain

Story of my life

Glad it's not just me then

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Warning. Opens mouth before engaging brain

Story of my life

Glad it's not just me then

Peffff far from if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wide load reversing.

Beep beep"

I was gonna say that xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shake well before using.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning!!!! About to explode !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May blow your mind

I soòoo fuckin dawt it

Then again the thought of meat an 2 veg quite posibly

Don't knock it til you've fucked it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"May blow your mind

I soòoo fuckin dawt it

Then again the thought of meat an 2 veg quite posibly

Don't knock it til you've fucked it

Hmmmmm pauses for thought.......na but thanks for the offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May blow your mind

I soòoo fuckin dawt it

Then again the thought of meat an 2 veg quite posibly

Don't knock it til you've fucked it

Hmmmmm pauses for thought.......na but thanks for the offer

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watch out prank on it's way lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"May blow your mind

I soòoo fuckin dawt it

Then again the thought of meat an 2 veg quite posibly

Don't knock it til you've fucked it

Hmmmmm pauses for thought.......na but thanks for the offer

watch out prank on it's way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May blow your mind

I soòoo fuckin dawt it

Then again the thought of meat an 2 veg quite posibly

Don't knock it til you've fucked it

Hmmmmm pauses for thought.......na but thanks for the offer

watch out prank on it's way lol

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pmsl

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Do not...

Nothing else just that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caution sarcastic fooker

Lowest ? Highet ?

my nan used to say

sarcasm is the lowest form of whit and if whit was shit you'd be constipated

classy lady was my nan

How old is your nan, I used to work with a lady who said the same!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not touch the feet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ERI-Card 1-01

Code:0451

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution only mix with alcohol in tge presence of a responsible adult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's now yours.

Good luck!

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli

Touch me and see xxx

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

Slightly unstable

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli

"Touch me and see xxx"

Because Im a horny guy and ull be pleasantly surprised.... Lol I hope xx

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Pull hard on attached ring to open ..........contents may give intense reaction upon stimulation. Used correctly will reward the user time and time again

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Her - Slippery when wet

Him - Keep your neck covered at all times....unless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to be viewed in direct Sunlight.

Once unwrapped best ridden within 1 Hour.

Do not..repeat.. DO NOT feed Yellow Crayons.

All patents pending.

Seedless Gimp

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Perilous Consequences.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Unlicensed for human use; Terms & Conditions apply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless you wish to be sectioned, stand back

Her

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Warning - pesticides in use and can be deadly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For human consumption only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use strong bindings, no hooks.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Touch me and see xxx

Because Im a horny guy and ull be pleasantly surprised.... Lol I hope xx

Stretches out a hand

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Back gate is locked at all times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Severe allergy to bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution redhead, may explode without warning!

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli

"Touch me and see xxx

Because Im a horny guy and ull be pleasantly surprised.... Lol I hope xx

Stretches out a hand

Oh no you have unleashed the beast xxx rrrrrraaaaaaaaa

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

Warning. Breathes through his ears. Self explanatory

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli

"Severe allergy to bullshit

Stay away from farms then lolololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head in the clouds (Literally)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only to be used after appropriate training

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh at his crappy jokes

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

"Will start a fight in a taxi queue if fed jaegerbombs

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my kinda girl hehe

WARNING will feed jagerbombs at inappropriate times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not fuck off! As she bites!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning. This woman does not think before she speaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would say "it wasn't my fault" ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would it say and why?"

Never assume and I'm shit hot at Chinese burn.

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

New Cross

"Warning little tolerance for crap"

Especially with regards to liars.....

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Mine would just say

WTF !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wind up merchant proceed with caution ;0)

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