FabSwingers.com forum: whose joining me

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its Sunday afternoon I'm feeling lots better but still can't walk far.

Jays gone to a jazz festival and is already half pissed. So I'm on the disorrona.

Feel free to raid my booze cupboard as its now two cupboards and I need to get rid of some

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

If a cuppa was on offer, that would be grand.

Hopefully one I don't have to limp too far to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in - I have whisky.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If a cuppa was on offer, that would be grand.

Hopefully one I don't have to limp too far to get "
oh no you limping as well, I've got some nice Azeri coffee, herbal teas and pg tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any jack Daniels ?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm in - I have whisky."
on the rocks?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

No booze for me, I've retired to bed for an afternoon nap!

After a week of insomnia and then an early start this morning a nap is my indulgence. It would work better if the cat hadn't decided to park on my tummy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in - I have whisky.on the rocks?

Just a spash of water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have work tonight so ill just have a soft one

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Got any jack Daniels ?"
no jack Daniels, just normal whisky got a bottle of jagermeister to get rid off

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm in - I have whisky.on the rocks?

Just a spash of water."
coming up

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I have work tonight so ill just have a soft one

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diet , lemonade, pineapple juice or tomato juice?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"If a cuppa was on offer, that would be grand.

Hopefully one I don't have to limp too far to get oh no you limping as well, I've got some nice Azeri coffee, herbal teas and pg tips

Yup, was doing a hill climb mud obstacle race yesterday, badly twisted my ankle in knee high boggy thick mud (still completed tho) Hope your limp nothing serious.

Oooh the coffee sounds bliss

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Got any jack Daniels ?"

Now that is a very good question

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If a cuppa was on offer, that would be grand.

Hopefully one I don't have to limp too far to get oh no you limping as well, I've got some nice Azeri coffee, herbal teas and pg tips

Yup, was doing a hill climb mud obstacle race yesterday, badly twisted my ankle in knee high boggy thick mud (still completed tho) Hope your limp nothing serious.

Oooh the coffee sounds bliss

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poor you, mines from gout but almost better now. One coffee coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and bladey want some jack Daniels.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Surprize me with a cocktail please

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Me and bladey want some jack Daniels. "
well I haven't got any, I buy my son a bottle at Christmas so you will have to wait till I've got it in, no bloody pleasing some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have a jäger with you happily

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Surprize me with a cocktail please "
how about a bilini made with peach schnapps and processeto

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'd have a jäger with you happily"
done, I got an untouched bottle would you like it neat or with cheap version of red bull?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Surprize me with a cocktail please how about a bilini made with peach schnapps and processeto

mmmmmm yummy many thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want anything then.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I don't want anything then. "
fuck you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want anything then. fuck you then

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I don't want anything then. "

Bloody service round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong black coffee for me please thanks

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Strong black coffee for me please thanks

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coming up

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Any Tequila?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Any Tequila?

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sorry no tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am on loads of antibiotics and stuff cant drink or would be high, so its tea for me .

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I am on loads of antibiotics and stuff cant drink or would be high, so its tea for me ."
herbal or pg tips

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequila"
Hmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'v had a sherry

i would like another thou cus it helps me to walk with less pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a hot toddy please. Got a begger of a cold to get rid of.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Any hendricks gin? ?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?"
no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polks

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polks"
Fucking hell, any beer?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'v had a sherry

i would like another thou cus it helps me to walk with less pain

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I've got sherry think its Bristol cream

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"May I have a hot toddy please. Got a begger of a cold to get rid of.

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one hot toddy coming up do you want t whisky or brandy?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Any hendricks gin? ?

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sorry no gin

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer?

Iv got loads an the service is better with us mardys

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer?

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only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"I am on loads of antibiotics and stuff cant drink or would be high, so its tea for me .herbal or pg tips

Why you running yer ass of, tell 'em where the drinks are and let them help themselves, put yer feet up. ermm or down !

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Any hendricks gin? ?

sorry no gin

I'll grab some on the way then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strong black coffee for me please thanks

coming up"

Thank you I'm gasping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a hot toddy please. Got a begger of a cold to get rid of.

one hot toddy coming up do you want t whisky or brandy?

With Brandy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got any jack Daniels ?no jack Daniels, just normal whisky got a bottle of jagermeister to get rid off

I'll bring the red bull x jager bombs here we come

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I am on loads of antibiotics and stuff cant drink or would be high, so its tea for me .herbal or pg tips

Why you running yer ass of, tell 'em where the drinks are and let them help themselves, put yer feet up. ermm or down !

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I would but I have to keep getting up to get more disaronna lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer?

only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons

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Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on.

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"Any hendricks gin? ?

sorry no gin

Will bring my own & tonic too, when I get there! lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"May I have a hot toddy please. Got a begger of a cold to get rid of.

one hot toddy coming up do you want t whisky or brandy?

With Brandy please

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coming up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll just have a pint of the usual please

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Got any jack Daniels ?no jack Daniels, just normal whisky got a bottle of jagermeister to get rid off

I'll bring the red bull x jager bombs here we come

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I've got the cheap version of red bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am on loads of antibiotics and stuff cant drink or would be high, so its tea for me .herbal or pg tips

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pg tips lovely.. now is there cake or biscuits even better .

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer?

only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons

Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on.

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its been up my fanny

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Any hendricks gin? ?

sorry no gin

Will bring my own & tonic too, when I get there! lol

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job done

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer?

only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons

Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on.

You shock me lady! you do previously sucked lemons?

I hope you smacked it with a big heel first to kill it.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'll just have a pint of the usual please

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which is?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer?

only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons

Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on.

its been up my fanny

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Sour puss for real then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'v had a sherry

i would like another thou cus it helps me to walk with less pain

I've got sherry think its Bristol cream

Oh yes please

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'v had a sherry

i would like another thou cus it helps me to walk with less pain

I've got sherry think its Bristol cream

Oh yes please

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coming up

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer?

only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons

Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on.

its been up my fanny

Oh fuck I really do hope Femme smacked it with a heel before putting in her drink first now lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer?

only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons

Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on.

its been up my fanny

Oh fuck I really do hope Femme smacked it with a heel before putting in her drink first now lol

"
lol,

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer?

only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons

Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on.

its been up my fanny

Oh fuck I really do hope Femme smacked it with a heel before putting in her drink first now lol

"
No I forgot, what with the smell of sour fanny Diamondsmiles.

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer?

only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons

Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on.

its been up my fanny

Sour puss for real then.

Oh hell I just lol'ed so bad then I swiped my hand to right of laptop and slapped a pint all over the carpet!

What a waste on my weekend, actually anytime

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Any hendricks gin? ?

sorry no gin

Will bring my own & tonic too, when I get there! lol

shall we share some cucumber for it? ?

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer?

only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons

Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on.

its been up my fanny

Oh fuck I really do hope Femme smacked it with a heel before putting in her drink first now lol

No I forgot, what with the smell of sour fanny Diamondsmiles.

Oh my I actually have tears from laughter running down my face. Thank you.

Best laugh in ages.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'll just have a pint of the usual please

which is?

Cider

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Stick me down for a nice cold pint of bitter....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"Any hendricks gin? ?

sorry no gin

Will bring my own & tonic too, when I get there! lol

shall we share some cucumber for it? ?

I normally have lime or lemon, but cucumber is a new twist for me

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Any Tequila?

sorry no tequilaHmmmmph. What about Southern Comfort? Chivas?no, fuck of and sit with the mardy polksFucking hell, any beer?

only John smiths I'm not fucking weather spoons

Thats fucking rank, iced water please with a slice of that lemon you have been sucking on.

its been up my fanny

Oh fuck I really do hope Femme smacked it with a heel before putting in her drink first now lol

No I forgot, what with the smell of sour fanny Diamondsmiles.

Oh my I actually have tears from laughter running down my face. Thank you.

Best laugh in ages.

"
just think youself lucky your guy no sour puss for you

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon

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sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'll just have a pint of the usual please

which is?

Cider

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no cider I drank the koppenburg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon

sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead"
Anything Karen just keep your lemons

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon

sorry no gin would you like a kalhu insteadAnything Karen just keep your lemons

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lol I will make you a cocktail

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon

sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead"

you being running into supermarket up the road or only drink your cupboard dry once a year? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any vodka ? I'll have a vodka & diet . After reading the comments above, hold off on the lemon !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'll just have a pint of the usual please

which is?

Cider

no cider I drank the koppenburg

Ya must have some lager then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon

sorry no gin would you like a kalhu insteadAnything Karen just keep your lemons

lol I will make you a cocktail

cheers

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon

sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead

you being running into supermarket up the road or only drink your cupboard dry once a year? lol

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I buy it cause I fancy it then go off the idea lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Got any vodka ? I'll have a vodka & diet . After reading the comments above, hold off on the lemon !

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vodka and diet coming up

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'll just have a pint of the usual please

which is?

Cider

no cider I drank the koppenburg

Ya must have some lager then

"
no lager would you like an advaat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some Bushmills with Honey if anyone wants some?

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon

sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead

you being running into supermarket up the road or only drink your cupboard dry once a year? lol

I buy it cause I fancy it then go off the idea lol

Pretty please miss, can you drop off the shopping you fancy but don't want at mine every time pretty pretty please!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon

sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead

you being running into supermarket up the road or only drink your cupboard dry once a year? lol

I buy it cause I fancy it then go off the idea lol

Pretty please miss, can you drop off the shopping you fancy but don't want at mine every time pretty pretty please!

"
lol I will do but at the moment its all booze

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I have some Bushmills with Honey if anyone wants some?"

That sounds like a plan, I've never heard of Advaat

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon

sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead

you being running into supermarket up the road or only drink your cupboard dry once a year? lol

I buy it cause I fancy it then go off the idea lol

Pretty please miss, can you drop off the shopping you fancy but don't want at mine every time pretty pretty please!

lol I will do but at the moment its all booze

arff arff, all booze is welcome anytime, time to cook, enjoy our evening,

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Gin & Tonic please Diamond,ice but NO Lemon

sorry no gin would you like a kalhu instead

you being running into supermarket up the road or only drink your cupboard dry once a year? lol

I buy it cause I fancy it then go off the idea lol

Pretty please miss, can you drop off the shopping you fancy but don't want at mine every time pretty pretty please!

lol I will do but at the moment its all booze

arff arff, all booze is welcome anytime, time to cook, enjoy our evening,

"
what you cooking me

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I have some Bushmills with Honey if anyone wants some?

That sounds like a plan, I've never heard of Advaat

"
advacat can't spell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you have full fat dd?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"do you have full fat dd?

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only diet sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you have full fat dd?

only diet sorry

ok well put extra Disaronno, Kahlúa and _oddy in to take the diet off mine then please

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd like a glass of beer please. And a sexy woman to sit next to me, preferably one who has wandering hands....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've got barcardi and limes if that's any use...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a straight whiskey please sexy lady

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"do you have full fat dd?

only diet sorry

ok well put extra Disaronno, Kahlúa and _oddy in to take the diet off mine then please

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done

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'll have a straight whiskey please sexy lady"
coming up

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'd like a glass of beer please. And a sexy woman to sit next to me, preferably one who has wandering hands...."
you'll get what your given

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Any hendricks gin? ?

sorry no gin

Will bring my own & tonic too, when I get there! lol

shall we share some cucumber for it? ?

I normally have lime or lemon, but cucumber is a new twist for me

it's gorgeous with cucumber. . Tonic. Ice and a little crushed Black pepper. .. honest. .my favourite!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I was bad at lunch time so I'm being good this evening.

Well, good-ish.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"I'd like a glass of beer please. And a sexy woman to sit next to me, preferably one who has wandering hands....you'll get what your given

He can sit next to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a straight whiskey please sexy ladycoming up

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very kind

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'd like a glass of beer please. And a sexy woman to sit next to me, preferably one who has wandering hands....you'll get what your given

He can sit next to me lol

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lucky for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you have full fat dd?

only diet sorry

ok well put extra Disaronno, Kahlúa and _oddy in to take the diet off mine then please

done"

thank you

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'd like a glass of beer please. And a sexy woman to sit next to me, preferably one who has wandering hands....you'll get what your given

He can sit next to me lol

I'd love to!

don't listen to bet lynch up there...no harm in asking. Feel free...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'd like a glass of beer please. And a sexy woman to sit next to me, preferably one who has wandering hands....you'll get what your given

He can sit next to me lol

lucky for him

My thoughts too. Where's me bloody drink then? Eh?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'd like a glass of beer please. And a sexy woman to sit next to me, preferably one who has wandering hands....you'll get what your given

He can sit next to me lol

lucky for him

My thoughts too. Where's me bloody drink then? Eh?

"
I've got a "fab" bottle of wine you could share

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Diamondsmiles.....is it a bottle of Fab Cab? Yes, please.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Diamondsmiles.....is it a bottle of Fab Cab? Yes, please. "
funny you should say that

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Diamondsmiles.....is it a bottle of Fab Cab? Yes, please. funny you should say that

A quality and witty gift from a meet?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Diamondsmiles.....is it a bottle of Fab Cab? Yes, please. funny you should say that

A quality and witty gift from a meet?

"
a very generous thoughtful meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What whiskey is on offer xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What whiskey is on offer xx"
bells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a large double no ice

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What whiskey is on offer xx"

Hand made 20 year old single malt from the isle of Iona, oak barrels with hints of peat and heather, smokey but smooth....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Diamondsmiles.....is it a bottle of Fab Cab? Yes, please. funny you should say that

A quality and witty gift from a meet?

a very generous thoughtful meet

I bet he though that too

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Diamondsmiles.....is it a bottle of Fab Cab? Yes, please. funny you should say that

A quality and witty gift from a meet?

a very generous thoughtful meet

I bet he though that too

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I think he did

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What whiskey is on offer xx

Hand made 20 year old single malt from the isle of Iona, oak barrels with hints of peat and heather, smokey but smooth...."
I'm going to buy my step dad a bottle of something nice for Christmas when where in Ireland

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Listen I'm a bit late for the party, so just pour whats left into a bowl, but I hope you have bendy straws or I just cant drink it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Listen I'm a bit late for the party, so just pour whats left into a bowl, but I hope you have bendy straws or I just cant drink it

You can suck on my bendy straw

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Listen I'm a bit late for the party, so just pour whats left into a bowl, but I hope you have bendy straws or I just cant drink it

You can suck on my bendy straw

I was going to ask the colour choices

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Listen I'm a bit late for the party, so just pour whats left into a bowl, but I hope you have bendy straws or I just cant drink it

You can suck on my bendy straw

I was going to ask the colour choices

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I have red white and blue bendy straws and plenty of alcohol left

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Listen I'm a bit late for the party, so just pour whats left into a bowl, but I hope you have bendy straws or I just cant drink it

You can suck on my bendy straw

I was going to ask the colour choices

I have red white and blue bendy straws and plenty of alcohol left

Can I have the red one please, I also noticed your drinking disarano can I have one with fresh orange juice with ice chipped off the side of the freezer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to join you. Not drinking but happy to bring drink for you to enjoy. Anything else you want me to bring?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Listen I'm a bit late for the party, so just pour whats left into a bowl, but I hope you have bendy straws or I just cant drink it

You can suck on my bendy straw

I was going to ask the colour choices

I have red white and blue bendy straws and plenty of alcohol left

Can I have the red one please, I also noticed your drinking disarano can I have one with fresh orange juice with ice chipped off the side of the freezer please

"
oh Ffs, I don't have ice on my freezer but I do have crushed ice and you better be quick for the disarona nearly all gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring more disarona

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"I'll bring more disarona"

Diamonds we're sorted, thanks guys

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'll bring more disarona"
good cause mines nearly all gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i was closer i would do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way this is the female half of the couple but my husband does know I'm chatting here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want me to feed the drink to you Diamonds?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Do you want me to feed the drink to you Diamonds?"
lol might be a little late for that now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. Fair enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got any jack Daniels ?"

ooh will you share if i bring ice lemon

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Do you want me to feed the drink to you Diamonds?"

But you can fan her if you like

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That's it disarona gone

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