FabSwingers.com forum: Having fun with fakes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A while back there was a thread on dealing with cold callers and all the various tricks people play on them. I was wondering if anyone had had any fun with fakes on here. Please don't be specific with names or quote private messages as that's against forum rules... but if you've got some fun stories let us know

The other day I got a friend invite from a couple who hadn't even said hello to me (fake alert #1). I took a peek at their profile and it had a short paragraph followed by 30 pics, 28 of which were of his cock lol (fake alert #2). The pics of her were quite cute so I thought I'd give them a benefit of the doubt so I wrote them a thanks for the friends invite, but explained we only make friends with people we've actually met. They wrote back telling me they were having sex right there and then whilst looking at our pics (fake alert #3). Despite feeling pretty confident that this was a guy pretending to be a couple, I humoured them and asked what they were doing. They replied that they were cumming whilst they were typing. I expressed concern that they were gonna get their keyboard all sticky lol

I made it clear I was a Mr and asked who was writing... it was apparently the Mrs. I wanted to figure out if this was true so I asked 'her' to describe more of what they were doing. She said she was sore from a hard fucking, which I expressed some concern about lol. Finally she said she was getting ready for a fisting, at which point I suggested cracking out the rubber gloves and mentioned an old popular TV series about a vet who always used to shove his arm up a cows bum lol

That was enough for 'them'... they stopped mailing me, deleted all my mails, and went off somewhere else for their wanky fun lol. All in all it made me chuckle... and I just wondered if others had been a little tricksy when conversing with fakes... just for the fun of it

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

maybe they were genuine and just got bored of you and your 'witty' conversation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timewaster!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

". and I just wondered if others had been a little tricksy when conversing with fakes... just for the fun of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes if I get a friends request I will accept, look at their private pics, fab them all then unfriend them.

I don't know why, it's a bit pointless really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its rear now for me to be had as I know most the moves and there games. lol You live and learn well I have over the years and move on .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"maybe they were genuine and just got bored of you and your 'witty' conversation?"

There were lots of indicators that they were fake. They'd only been on the site for less than a week and already had over 20 friends... plus every message they sent me was shorter than a tweet on Twitter lol

But the 28 cock pics were the biggest give away... that and the male language, supposedly coming from a woman.

That's my excuse anyway

After a while of being on the site you can start telling the fakes from the genuine people. For a start... genuine people write on their profiles that they're genuine lol

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