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"Streaking at a major sporting event. Preferably a televised one." I like this idea  | |||
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"Streaking at a major sporting event. Preferably a televised one." I missed the bloody world cup final. Maybe a streak round tescos | |||
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"Streaking at a major sporting event. Preferably a televised one.I missed the bloody world cup final. Maybe a streak round tescos "So did England | |||
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"Sign up for free perscription which we had it's not easy being 50 Hun "I'm looking forward to all my discounts that's why I go out with an oap | |||
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"You don't get discounts at 50 you just look and feel older "thanks lol. I could buy a retirement home if I wanted though | |||
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put us two down then I keep saying about getting a nice sexy carer to look at me | |||
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" put us two down then I keep saying about getting a nice sexy carer to look at me "ha ha, shame your to old to do anything with the sexy carer | |||
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"This is true but I'll still enjoy it might even bring back memories lol I'll chase her round the hse with my zimmer "ha ha Benny hill springs to mind | |||
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"This is true but I'll still enjoy it might even bring back memories lol I'll chase her round the hse with my zimmer ha ha Benny hill springs to mind"Yes | |||
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"Join Weightwatchers/Slimming World? I lost 3 stone with Weightwatchers, gave up smoking and had a tattoo all just before my 50th birthday "don't need to I'm 5 1\2 stone down and gave up smoking a few months ago | |||
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"Join Weightwatchers/Slimming World? I lost 3 stone with Weightwatchers, gave up smoking and had a tattoo all just before my 50th birthday "but why would you assume I'd want to lose weight? | |||
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"Join Weightwatchers/Slimming World? I lost 3 stone with Weightwatchers, gave up smoking and had a tattoo all just before my 50th birthday don't need to I'm 5 1\2 stone down and gave up smoking a few months ago
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"Join Weightwatchers/Slimming World? I lost 3 stone with Weightwatchers, gave up smoking and had a tattoo all just before my 50th birthday but why would you assume I'd want to lose weight?
"I didn't, I was saying what I achieved before my 50th. | |||
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"You don't get discounts at 50 you just look and feel older thanks lol. I could buy a retirement home if I wanted though
"Buy a sports car instead. Start a fashion for the slightly later in life crisis  | |||
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"You don't get discounts at 50 you just look and feel older thanks lol. I could buy a retirement home if I wanted though
Buy a sports car instead.
Start a fashion for the slightly later in life crisis "I don't drive but I could start wearing kaftans | |||
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"Ooops I'm going home now work done see if my carer will give me a shower "surprised you can still work at your age | |||
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"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before. You could get a donkey. "that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow | |||
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"Started swinging when I turned 50 and looks like we we've packed in now Kate's turned 50" don't think I'm ready to pack it in yet, I've just started going for younger men | |||
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"Skydive! You'll love it, assuming you haven't already done one "I was thinking about doing one when I got to my target weight | |||
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"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before. You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow"I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too. | |||
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"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before. You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow
I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.
"just need to find myself a virgin | |||
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"Can I have 50 blow jobs please?" well I will be 50 so they will have to be gummy ones | |||
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"Can I have 50 blow jobs please?well I will be 50 so they will have to be gummy ones "That's ok with me | |||
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"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before. You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow
I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.
just need to find myself a virgin"wrong site for that mate lol | |||
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"Ooops I'm going home now work done see if my carer will give me a shower surprised you can still work at your age "They give me a chair with wheels on at work so I don't have to get up often . Even got disabled toilet right behind me , how considerate | |||
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"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before. You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow
I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.
just need to find myself a virgin
wrong site for that mate lol "lol I know that all though there's a few that pretend to be. I could always become a corrupter of innocent young men | |||
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"Ooops I'm going home now work done see if my carer will give me a shower surprised you can still work at your age
They give me a chair with wheels on at work so I don't have to get up often . Even got disabled toilet right behind me , how considerate " | |||
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"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before. You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow
I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.
just need to find myself a virgin
wrong site for that mate lol lol I know that all though there's a few that pretend to be.
I could always become a corrupter of innocent young men "oohhh might have to try that lol! !  | |||
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"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before. You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow
I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.
just need to find myself a virgin
wrong site for that mate lol lol I know that all though there's a few that pretend to be.
I could always become a corrupter of innocent young men
oohhh might have to try that lol! ! " | |||
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"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before. You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow
I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.
just need to find myself a virgin"Im a virgin | |||
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"I'm thinking of setting myself some challenges to do fifty things I have never done before. You could get a donkey. that's Ryan's territory I've got no place to keep a donkey especially if I'm getting a cow
I thought the donkey could be company for the cow. With all those school nativity plays coming up it could earn you some money too.
just need to find myself a virgin
Im a virgin "the 50 year old virgin lol, | |||
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"You can officially wear a kaftan and turban all day long and drink cocktails for breakfast "I Kew someone would talk sense | |||
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"Streaking at a major sporting event. Preferably a televised one.I missed the bloody world cup final. Maybe a streak round tescos "You could combine the streaking with the shoplifting, just make sure to wear running shoes! | |||
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"You can officially wear a kaftan and turban all day long and drink cocktails for breakfast "And incontinent pads | |||
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"You can officially wear a kaftan and turban all day long and drink cocktails for breakfast
And incontinent pads "you talk from experience | |||
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"You can officially wear a kaftan and turban all day long and drink cocktails for breakfast
And incontinent pads you talk from experience
"O yes just telling you the truth hun I wouldn't lie to you and your meerkats | |||
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"go for it - im still waiting for my first saga post two years on - shhhhhhhhhh dont tell and your first boob squash sometime in the next year or 3 " You mean to say you've never had your boobs squashed , I'll be right round lol | |||
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"go for it - im still waiting for my first saga post two years on - shhhhhhhhhh dont tell and your first boob squash sometime in the next year or 3 You mean to say you've never had your boobs squashed , I'll be right round lol "had the over 50s boob squash earlier this year - any other squash is welcome whenever i can get it  | |||
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"You can officially wear a kaftan and turban all day long and drink cocktails for breakfast I Kew someone would talk sense "I imagine you doing that already.
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"go for it - im still waiting for my first saga post two years on - shhhhhhhhhh dont tell and your first boob squash sometime in the next year or 3 You mean to say you've never had your boobs squashed , I'll be right round lol
had the over 50s boob squash earlier this year - any other squash is welcome whenever i can get it "Don't think you will be short of offers and yes I would love to | |||
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"go for it - im still waiting for my first saga post two years on - shhhhhhhhhh dont tell and your first boob squash sometime in the next year or 3 You mean to say you've never had your boobs squashed , I'll be right round lol
had the over 50s boob squash earlier this year - any other squash is welcome whenever i can get it "boob squash I'm not looking forward too but will be 52 when it comes here again | |||
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" Shoplifting. Start with a small one and build up to the larger outlets like M&S, Primarks. " Hahaha | |||
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