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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hate the term "older woman", makes me want to give up swinging and take up knitting

Now what shall be my first piece de resistance

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

so are you offically a "cougar" then.... meow!!!! lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I hate the term "older woman", makes me want to give up swinging and take up knitting

Now what shall be my first piece de resistance "

i knit and i am 29!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so are you offically a "cougar" then.... meow!!!! lol "

No cos i dont chase the youngsters ROOOOAAAAARRRRRR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the term "older woman", makes me want to give up swinging and take up knitting

Now what shall be my first piece de resistance "

Dont take up any needle based persuits, i've spent ages tonight sewing 8 buttons onto one my daughters cardigans and its terribly boring - perhaps a puzzle book would be more enjoyable? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the term "older woman", makes me want to give up swinging and take up knitting

Now what shall be my first piece de resistance "

I'm sure last time I saw the Shreddies advert on TV, it said there was a vacancy - New Nana Wanted, so you could be in luck knitting the Shreddies

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I hate the term "older woman", makes me want to give up swinging and take up knitting

Now what shall be my first piece de resistance "

do us a cardigan,and some bed socks,cheers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd also add that you cant feel that old unless you're targetted by my little one.

She accepts that daddy has a few white bits in his hair as he's older than mummy, but if you're on a bus with her she will often point and ask " is the lady there is really really old mummy?", no i reply, "but she has lots and lots of white bits in her hair and that means you're old"!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd also add that you cant feel that old unless you're targetted by my little one.

She accepts that daddy has a few white bits in his hair as he's older than mummy, but if you're on a bus with her she will often point and ask " is the lady there is really really old mummy?", no i reply, "but she has lots and lots of white bits in her hair and that means you're old"!"

guess i must be more than old then as ive loads

memo to oneself, get down to Wilkos, hair dye for grey hair only £1.79

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im presently looking for matching bedsocks and cardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im presently looking for matching bedsocks and cardy "

Are they codenames for a fetish not widely advertised?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im presently looking for matching bedsocks and cardy

Are they codenames for a fetish not widely advertised? "

Yerrrrrrr

Normally called "over the hill" orrrr oap sex ....

And done by loads tho its a secret

ahem.i aint that old honest ...tho feel it today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im presently looking for matching bedsocks and cardy "

i might have to come round and measure up first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Active Senior?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

mind you i suppose it is better than being called a GILF......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im presently looking for matching bedsocks and cardy

i might have to come round and measure up first "

well i got little feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mind you i suppose it is better than being called a GILF...... "

im ok with being a gilf ive been one for nearly 10 years ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am a happy GILF too lol xxx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Superannuated?

Significantly experienced?

Prime?

Multiple Block-circler?

Just be a WILF....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate the term "older woman", makes me want to give up swinging and take up knitting

Now what shall be my first piece de resistance

I'm sure last time I saw the Shreddies advert on TV, it said there was a vacancy - New Nana Wanted, so you could be in luck knitting the Shreddies "

Only qualification = purple rinse

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

I just prefer to be called mature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the term "older woman", makes me want to give up swinging and take up knitting

Now what shall be my first piece de resistance "

why not knit a sock...i mean a body stocking... for swingmates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the term "older woman", makes me want to give up swinging and take up knitting

Now what shall be my first piece de resistance

why not knit a sock...i mean a body stocking... for swingmates "

Oi i do read these things ya know xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the term "older woman", makes me want to give up swinging and take up knitting

Now what shall be my first piece de resistance

why not knit a sock...i mean a body stocking... for swingmates

Oi i do read these things ya know xx "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just prefer to be called mature "

i like mature too but i get "i like older women" from single guys and hacks me off completely, makes me feel ancient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just prefer to be called mature

i like mature too but i get "i like older women" from single guys and hacks me off completely, makes me feel ancient "

...especially when said message from men in their 40s!!!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

can you be my toy girl ???? I'm older than you lol

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