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Damn you you 8 legged fiend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now I am happy to admit it I have little time for our little 8 legged friends. But I thought we had come to an understanding. They stay away from me I dont brain them with a rolled up newspaper. Sadly that understanding has now come to an end when one of the little fiends decided to scuttle out from my keyboard between the A and the W keys and run over my hand. This is now war. But to lighten the mood before full scale hostilitys begin my work college did give me a 8/10 for the impressive back flip I did off my chair. He says he docked 2 points for the scream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

How big was this arachnofiend?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Now I am happy to admit it I have little time for our little 8 legged friends. But I thought we had come to an understanding. They stay away from me I dont brain them with a rolled up newspaper. Sadly that understanding has now come to an end when one of the little fiends decided to scuttle out from my keyboard between the A and the W keys and run over my hand. This is now war. "

Oh my lord that is a declaration of war !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big was this arachnofiend?"
Not sure I was to busy flying backwards off my chair waving my hand and screaming like a child to get a tape measure.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"How big was this arachnofiend? Not sure I was to busy flying backwards off my chair waving my hand and screaming like a child to get a tape measure."

I'm just thinking anything living between keys on a keyboard is not going to be 8 legged freak sized.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big was this arachnofiend? Not sure I was to busy flying backwards off my chair waving my hand and screaming like a child to get a tape measure."

Ahh it was a money spider then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big was this arachnofiend? Not sure I was to busy flying backwards off my chair waving my hand and screaming like a child to get a tape measure.

I'm just thinking anything living between keys on a keyboard is not going to be 8 legged freak sized. "

It was huuuuuge! Men are really good with estimating size.

OP I'm sure your girlie scream scared it off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big was this arachnofiend? Not sure I was to busy flying backwards off my chair waving my hand and screaming like a child to get a tape measure.

I'm just thinking anything living between keys on a keyboard is not going to be 8 legged freak sized. "
Who knows some of them I have seen this summer could easily of survived a smack from a newspaper taken it off me and beaten me to death with it.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"How big was this arachnofiend? Not sure I was to busy flying backwards off my chair waving my hand and screaming like a child to get a tape measure.

I'm just thinking anything living between keys on a keyboard is not going to be 8 legged freak sized. Who knows some of them I have seen this summer could easily of survived a smack from a newspaper taken it off me and beaten me to death with it."

I take it your user name is not particularly apt at the mo then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big was this arachnofiend? Not sure I was to busy flying backwards off my chair waving my hand and screaming like a child to get a tape measure.

I'm just thinking anything living between keys on a keyboard is not going to be 8 legged freak sized. Who knows some of them I have seen this summer could easily of survived a smack from a newspaper taken it off me and beaten me to death with it.

I take it your user name is not particularly apt at the mo then. "
It will be fine just need to smash the keyboard and burn the building down. That should solve the problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilled out and relaxed? rotfl, think you need to change that username now.

Good job you don't live where I do, you'd have had a heart attack by now with the number of spiders on the gates, the fence, in the back garden, around the windows. We're renting it out for the next sequel of Arachnaphobia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know why so many people dislike spiders so much, personally I think they're more interesting than scary. One woman I met had a number of exotic pets including a large spider, that she handed to me and it promptly ran up my arm. It had no perceptible weight to it, but where its feet touched down, it felt like being prodded with a mascara brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hee hee

In my old office we had the biggest spider I have ever seen about 12 of us women suddenly screamed and most dived away from their desks but not me ohhhh no !!! Imagine it vanished !! So I grabbed my shoe and fast as lightening squashed it ! I was the office hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 legged spawn of Satan need to be exorcised from the face of the earth. End of. Someone call the Pope and get him on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok needs to be said You Wuss !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know why so many people dislike spiders so much, personally I think they're more interesting than scary. One woman I met had a number of exotic pets including a large spider, that she handed to me and it promptly ran up my arm. It had no perceptible weight to it, but where its feet touched down, it felt like being prodded with a mascara brush."

They have spiky legs,they run fast,they crawl up your nose and lay eggs in your brain. Don't you know anything???

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Ahh the attack of the spider beware fella the big ones lurk in the monitors,, spying on you,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never had a problem with them till I was about 15 and woke up with one happily sitting in my mouth. And I said sitting not shitting people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know why so many people dislike spiders so much, personally I think they're more interesting than scary. One woman I met had a number of exotic pets including a large spider, that she handed to me and it promptly ran up my arm. It had no perceptible weight to it, but where its feet touched down, it felt like being prodded with a mascara brush."

I inherited my phobia of them. When i was 5 my mom and i moved into a house in Florida and they were everywhere. Big, little, hairy, smooth, and many were poisonous. I didn't differentiate which ones she was freaking about killing, which were the poisonous ones, i just became terrified of all of them. It didn't help to wake in the night to find them crawling on me. To a mostly asleep 5 year old in little light, they look even scarier. I'm not ashamed of my dislike. It's real and has a very real foundation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok needs to be said You Wuss !! "
Yes I will admit it this incident has cost me a few man points.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Tarantulas don't bother me, I've held one. It's them big black house spiders that lurk about and scurry at the rate of knots that freak me out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok needs to be said You Wuss !! Yes I will admit it this incident has cost me a few man points."

A few !!! It's Britain they are harmless they keep down disease they are gods own pesticide ( I actually believe in evolution not God but shhhh ) leave the poor tiny defenseless things alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had one down my bra this morning!!! arghhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i had one down my bra this morning!!! arghhhhhhhhh "
That has not happened to me yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i had one down my bra this morning!!! arghhhhhhhhh "

Damn lucky spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i had one down my bra this morning!!! arghhhhhhhhh "

He was doing some recreational mountain climbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i had one down my bra this morning!!! arghhhhhhhhh

Damn lucky spider "

i killed it immediately for being a bloody pervert,, idnt even ask! tut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i had one down my bra this morning!!! arghhhhhhhhh

Damn lucky spider

i killed it immediately for being a bloody pervert,, idnt even ask! tut "
Did he atleast send a wink or a friends request.

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