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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Rightio gang, I'm off to Yorkshireland to pick the Wyrd one up and we're going to a festival...primitive washing facilities, a borrowed tent (don't ask why we're not using Wyrd's), a blow up bed 5 inches off the ground to get on and off for 3 nights and probably very little Fab access...on the plus side, there's a lovely male fabber I've been chatting to going to help put the tent up and I'm looking forward to some good music, especially Bellowhead, the Levellers and the Human League.

Wish me luck and I'll report back on Monday should we survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will be fine. Take babywipes and hand sanitizer and a warm blanket to go under you on that cold airbed. I love camping but hate a cold bed and they just suck the warmth out of you. You will have a brilliant time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you're have a great time! Can't beat a good festival. Just do lots of extra activities to keep warm at night! Either that or take 3 duvets!

My godson has gone to Reading, lucky lad! Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My top tip:

Baby wipes.......lots and lots of baby wipes.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Bagsy being little spoon

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"My top tip:

Baby wipes.......lots and lots of baby wipes."

And condoms!! Loads!

If the inflatable bed goes tits up just blow a load up and stick them inside the mattress.

Hey presto - instant puncture repair.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And toilet roll and dry shampoo and baby wipes (lots) Have fun girls. Love the Human League.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget waterproofs and wellies. Have fun

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"Rightio gang, I'm off to Yorkshireland to pick the Wyrd one up and we're going to a festival...primitive washing facilities, a borrowed tent (don't ask why we're not using Wyrd's), a blow up bed 5 inches off the ground to get on and off for 3 nights and probably very little Fab access...on the plus side, there's a lovely male fabber I've been chatting to going to help put the tent up and I'm looking forward to some good music, especially Bellowhead, the Levellers and the Human League.

Are you sure its a blow up bed

Wish me luck and I'll report back on Monday should we survive "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Have fun and don't forget to set your phaser to stun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No top tips but have a fab weekend

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Take a head torch and a pair of wellies. Both extremely handy for late night loo visits!

Thick socks, a spare blanket and a big cardi and or coat - it's colder at night then you think and it's easy to cool down but harder to warm up.

And don't forget the corkscrew/bottle opener.

Have a lovely time. I recently introduced a non camper to the delights of canvas. And with a bit of luck (and making suggestions whilst under the influence) may be able to persuade my friend to do it again!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Have a lovely time. I recently introduced a non camper to the delights of canvas. And with a bit of luck (and making suggestions whilst under the influence) may be able to persuade my friend to do it again! "

I love camping, as long as it doesn't piss it down all weekend. Anyway there will be so many beer tents there I'll be happy whatever

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol if it is Leeds fest they were washed away last year Wyd

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

i like my luxury too much to camp out but have fun

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Caz, don't hurt yourself! That hip can only take so much. Wyrd, pace yourself.

Have fun.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Brave woman Caz! I hope you have a fantastic time

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"lol if it is Leeds fest they were washed away last year Wyd"

Its not Leeds luckily, its Galtres Forest. But the forecast looks reasonable so far.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Caz, don't hurt yourself! That hip can only take so much. Wyrd, pace yourself.

Have fun.

"

I'm OK with beer, its overdoing wine that does for me. And I'm sure I can manage a piggy-back if Caz gets tired. Anyway they are providing rides to the arena, as this is an oldies festival.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh we recently did camping. It was great, and knowing you two. You will have a fun filled if slightly mad weekend enjoy girls... I do hope they have been pre-warned about your arrival!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"lol if it is Leeds fest they were washed away last year Wyd

Its not Leeds luckily, its Galtres Forest. But the forecast looks reasonable so far."

Enjoy.....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Ohhhh we recently did camping. It was great, and knowing you two. You will have a fun filled if slightly mad weekend enjoy girls... I do hope they have been pre-warned about your arrival! "

I thought it should be a surprise. Mwahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get pissed! It's supposed to be frosty tonight. Take big duvets and hot men.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm not camping and I would still like a snuggly duvet and hot men.

Hot men please apply to my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol if it is Leeds fest they were washed away last year Wyd

Its not Leeds luckily, its Galtres Forest. But the forecast looks reasonable so far."

Hugely Jealous of that line up.

Bellowhead i have seen live and are amazing

Same for the levellers love 'what a beautiful day'

And Morcheeba for kicking back and relaxing to ace......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You will be fine. Take babywipes and hand sanitizer and a warm blanket to go under you on that cold airbed. I love camping but hate a cold bed and they just suck the warmth out of you. You will have a brilliant time "
Top Tip but a blanket on the floor under the airbed. The reason for this is the cold air makes the air in the bed colder therefore less dense which makes the bed seem softer and you will have to keep topping up the bed with air.Oh and duvets are warmer than sleeping bags

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

This thread has made me giggle, hope you both have a brilliant stinky time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhh we recently did camping. It was great, and knowing you two. You will have a fun filled if slightly mad weekend enjoy girls... I do hope they have been pre-warned about your arrival!

I thought it should be a surprise. Mwahaha! "

Haha yes I'm guessing there will be a few surprised! Understatement! Eat, drink and be merry... You pair of hussies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a great time both of you!!

I'm sure you will anyway

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Check your wellies for frogs before sliding your bare feet into them. I speak from experience!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oh and even if you plan to rely on the stalls for food pack some stuff that doesn't need anything doing to it to snack on, you never know when you'll get the munchies and if the stalls will either still be serving or if it's what you want to eat.

And if you like your tea and/or coffee pack a travel mug, hot drinks cool down very quickly in plastic camping mugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a great time Ladies,,love the Levellers

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

**FESTIVAL REPORT

I'm now the proud owner of a 4 man tent - the one we were going to borrow didn't have standing room and I wanted to be as comfortable as possible...we had problems with the money system on cards and I initially thought I was going to spend the entire 3 days traipsing between the service trailer and various g-card booths, but eventually got it sorted...Wyrd lost her g-card overnight but eventually found it when a temporal flux returned it through the black hole that also ate her hairbrush...a lovely Fab man helped us put the tent up and also kept me warm on Friday night, lots of BBC (that's Big Black Clouds of course) some awesome groups, lots of beer, cider, sloe gin and cocktails...and did I mention awesome music?

Oh, if you get the chance to see Tricky - DON'T FECKING BOTHER...he was shite and that's an hour of my life I won't get back in a hurry...

Anyhow, now I've got a tent again, I guess I'll be using it more so watch out Swingfields next year

**REPORT ENDS

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Caz has a four man tent. Watch for the ad she places for four men to fill it.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

It was also quite funny as Wyrd had said that it was surprising she hadn't seen anyone she knows from York, it being her local festival...I said it was impossible to go to my local festival in Penrith without falling over Arse Enders and then bugger me if I wasn't coming away from the loos when a guy hollered my real name and it was an Arse Ender - there must have been two sacrifices by the Elders to allow both of us out of the settlement at the same time

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It was also quite funny as Wyrd had said that it was surprising she hadn't seen anyone she knows from York, it being her local festival...I said it was impossible to go to my local festival in Penrith without falling over Arse Enders and then bugger me if I wasn't coming away from the loos when a guy hollered my real name and it was an Arse Ender - there must have been two sacrifices by the Elders to allow both of us out of the settlement at the same time "

I think there is a secret tunnel out of Arse End. You shouldn't be allowed beyond Penrith in any sort of numbers above 1.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Aye, apart from Tricky and the stupid payments cards it was an awesome, excellent, fabby time. I might be a convert

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"It was also quite funny as Wyrd had said that it was surprising she hadn't seen anyone she knows from York, it being her local festival...I said it was impossible to go to my local festival in Penrith without falling over Arse Enders and then bugger me if I wasn't coming away from the loos when a guy hollered my real name and it was an Arse Ender - there must have been two sacrifices by the Elders to allow both of us out of the settlement at the same time

I think there is a secret tunnel out of Arse End. You shouldn't be allowed beyond Penrith in any sort of numbers above 1.

"

Yep, critical mass of Arse Enders is two apparently

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