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Massive feckin Spiders

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By *hris n Anna OP   Couple
over a year ago

edinburghish

Whats with the spiders tonight? Every room i go into has one ... make me shudder when i see them currently sitting with feet up like a big fearty.

Anna

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By *atsnCorsetsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

We have a Spider-Slayer cat!

We can rent out her services at a competitive rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Sitting with their feet up' ? Yipes, they have made themselves right at home there then. Charge them rent

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By *hris n Anna OP   Couple
over a year ago

edinburghish


"'Sitting with their feet up' ? Yipes, they have made themselves right at home there then. Charge them rent "
See how scared i am cant even post right lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Its that time of year when spiders start to come indoors for winter. I had 2 big ones yesterday, though my fave daddy long legs spider - not the insect - has yet to return. He's nearby, but still enjoying the garden. I guess the big spiders can walk in more quickly than the tiny ones - so size can matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I moved house last year. Amongst the many plusses of this new house, is the lack of spiders thankfully. The last one had HUMUNGOUS ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that time of year again when the little feckers take up residence..!!

we have one that runs from behind the tv to the fireplace usually around this time each night ~ eeeeuuwww.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They reckon sticking conkers around the edges of the room keeps spiders away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I killed one of those huge hairy brown ones in my old house. It had really high ceilings with an old vent at the top n he came in there so I squished him with a broom n the next night two of the fuckers were in the same spot! I guess they came looking for they mate so I've never killed another one since just incase the others hear it scream n come running to help!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found a spider in our house and it was that fecking big I was considering taking it out with the air rifle but don't think it would of killed it !!

The thing was in roids !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn't kill spiders

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"They reckon sticking conkers around the edges of the room keeps spiders away! "

tried this and it didn't work for me

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Found a spider in our house and it was that fecking big I was considering taking it out with the air rifle but don't think it would of killed it !!

The thing was in roids !!"

you had me in stitches telling me this.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

End of summer and begging of autum is mating season for spiders they like shagging in warm houses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"End of summer and begging of autum is mating season for spiders they like shagging in warm houses"

Don't we all?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

well i pick them up then i offer you them if you want them

but ive been a swine with spiders as ive picked them up and offered them they refused so chased my neighbours old enough daughters with them often enough that they run to bathroom and close the door fast with me in pursuit that if i mention spiders im told to f off and shut up about them if i dare mention them

done in fun though and yes ive had a person cowering and ive backed off and shown that ive got rid of it to them

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By *untime biatchWoman
over a year ago

ova by ea wales

Im charging the feckers rent

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral


"You shouldn't kill spiders

"

They have been warned repeatedly

You enter my home, you die

End of

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My last Border Collie was called Spider

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

Really hate this time of the year. Although you say there's big spiders in Britain? I'm yet to see a huntsman or wolf spiders here. They're really huge. Not to mention, ugly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think spiders are cool. I never kill them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've often wondered how spiders populate new housing estates.

I imagine them wandering up the road in large groups then spotting the new houses and whooping with joy at what we've built them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You shouldn't kill spiders

"

We don't in our house, I usually end up naming them and leaving them to it wherever they are. For some reason I usually call them George - reading that back, ive just realised that sounds slightly mad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You shouldn't kill spiders

We don't in our house, I usually end up naming them and leaving them to it wherever they are. For some reason I usually call them George - reading that back, ive just realised that sounds slightly mad! "

Not in the slightest. I have a Boris that lives (probably) under my sofa. He's so big that even my dog moves out of his way!

There's also a Tony who lives somewhere under the TV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You shouldn't kill spiders

We don't in our house, I usually end up naming them and leaving them to it wherever they are. For some reason I usually call them George - reading that back, ive just realised that sounds slightly mad!

Not in the slightest. I have a Boris that lives (probably) under my sofa. He's so big that even my dog moves out of his way!

There's also a Tony who lives somewhere under the TV."

Haha I named last years biggie Boris, this years resident is called Brian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You shouldn't kill spiders

We don't in our house, I usually end up naming them and leaving them to it wherever they are. For some reason I usually call them George - reading that back, ive just realised that sounds slightly mad!

Not in the slightest. I have a Boris that lives (probably) under my sofa. He's so big that even my dog moves out of his way!

There's also a Tony who lives somewhere under the TV.

Haha I named last years biggie Boris, this years resident is called Brian "

Boris is a staple name for spiders in my life, I'm a huge fan of The Who....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You shouldn't kill spiders

We don't in our house, I usually end up naming them and leaving them to it wherever they are. For some reason I usually call them George - reading that back, ive just realised that sounds slightly mad! "

Mine are called George too..

I talk outloud to George when im in the shower.. at first it was silly but i feel better about it.

''Hey George.. just gonna shower now, dont move or your gonna get wet.. wouldnt want that to happen now would we?.. so George is the view ok? Caught many flies lately??''

Whilst frantically trying to wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate spiders I have spider killing spray but worry they will just run away , so gotta get a shoe and squish immediately

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