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My growler ate my fave knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rahhhh my growler has gotten into my ironing pile and has shredded my favourite pulling pants

Bloody naughty growler !!!!!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If its walking round on its own, you really need to give it a good scrub.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If its walking round on its own, you really need to give it a good scrub. "

Had a six weekly wash and clip yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew the op would be you before I even opened the thread. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a common thing for us... Costs a fortune!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rahhhh my growler has gotten into my ironing pile and has shredded my favourite pulling pants

Bloody naughty growler !!!!!!!! "

You iron your pants ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

"
Its not a pork pie in every county.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

Its not a pork pie in every county."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

Its not a pork pie in every county."

Thats what I thought too

Now I fancy a pork pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I knew the op would be you before I even opened the thread. Lol "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rahhhh my growler has gotten into my ironing pile and has shredded my favourite pulling pants

Bloody naughty growler !!!!!!!!

You iron your pants ? "

Shhh

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

Its not a pork pie in every county.

Thats what I thought too

Now I fancy a pork pie "
Wi mushy peas?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

Its not a pork pie in every county.

"
are you sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

Its not a pork pie in every county.

Thats what I thought too

Now I fancy a pork pie Wi mushy peas? "

Oh aye, with lashings of mint sauce on top. None of this funny food you get elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

Its not a pork pie in every county.

Thats what I thought too

Now I fancy a pork pie Wi mushy peas? "

and mint sauce

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

Its not a pork pie in every county.

Thats what I thought too

Now I fancy a pork pie Wi mushy peas?

Oh aye, with lashings of mint sauce on top. None of this funny food you get elsewhere. "
Now I want one.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

Its not a pork pie in every county.

Thats what I thought too

Now I fancy a pork pie Wi mushy peas?

and mint sauce "
I had that at lunchtime yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

Its not a pork pie in every county.

Thats what I thought too

Now I fancy a pork pie Wi mushy peas?

and mint sauce I had that at lunchtime yum"

Tease

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

Its not a pork pie in every county.

Thats what I thought too

Now I fancy a pork pie Wi mushy peas?

and mint sauce I had that at lunchtime yum

Tease "
Thursday treat from our award winning pie shop, you can stop drooling now pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

Its not a pork pie in every county.

Thats what I thought too

Now I fancy a pork pie Wi mushy peas?

and mint sauce I had that at lunchtime yum

Tease Thursday treat from our award winning pie shop, you can stop drooling now pp "

too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did pork pies enter the thread ?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?"
in Yorkshire a growler is slang for a pork pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?in Yorkshire a growler is slang for a pork pie"

That's a new one on me. Any reason why ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?"

I wondered too lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?in Yorkshire a growler is slang for a pork pie

That's a new one on me. Any reason why ?"
In Yorkshire, artisan pork pies are known as Growlers, however, a Growler in Lancashire is a generic meat pie, and not a pork pie. An annual competition is held in April at The Old Bridge Inn, Ripponden, Yorkshire to find the best pork pie

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?

I wondered too lol"
sorry we hijacked your thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?

I wondered too lolsorry we hijacked your thread "

And I'm on a bloody diet lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?

I wondered too lolsorry we hijacked your thread

And I'm on a bloody diet lol"
oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?

I wondered too lolsorry we hijacked your thread

And I'm on a bloody diet lol"

I'll have yours then. Gotta love seconds's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

Its not a pork pie in every county.

Thats what I thought too

Now I fancy a pork pie Wi mushy peas?

Oh aye, with lashings of mint sauce on top. None of this funny food you get elsewhere. Now I want one. "

A growler

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

Its not a pork pie in every county.

Thats what I thought too

Now I fancy a pork pie Wi mushy peas?

Oh aye, with lashings of mint sauce on top. None of this funny food you get elsewhere. Now I want one.

A growler "
Yes a growler, wi mushy peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?in Yorkshire a growler is slang for a pork pie

That's a new one on me. Any reason why ?In Yorkshire, artisan pork pies are known as Growlers, however, a Growler in Lancashire is a generic meat pie, and not a pork pie. An annual competition is held in April at The Old Bridge Inn, Ripponden, Yorkshire to find the best pork pie "

Ha and her was me thinking a growler was a cunt!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"

Let me see if i understand this correctly, your Pork Pie has eaten your best pants?

Its not a pork pie in every county.

Thats what I thought too

Now I fancy a pork pie Wi mushy peas? and mint sauce

Oh aye, with lashings of mint sauce on top. None of this funny food you get elsewhere. Now I want one.

A growler Yes a growler, wi mushy peas "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tittering to myself ....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?in Yorkshire a growler is slang for a pork pie

That's a new one on me. Any reason why ?In Yorkshire, artisan pork pies are known as Growlers, however, a Growler in Lancashire is a generic meat pie, and not a pork pie. An annual competition is held in April at The Old Bridge Inn, Ripponden, Yorkshire to find the best pork pie

Ha and her was me thinking a growler was a cunt! "
Dirty bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?in Yorkshire a growler is slang for a pork pie

That's a new one on me. Any reason why ?In Yorkshire, artisan pork pies are known as Growlers, however, a Growler in Lancashire is a generic meat pie, and not a pork pie. An annual competition is held in April at The Old Bridge Inn, Ripponden, Yorkshire to find the best pork pie

Ha and her was me thinking a growler was a cunt! Dirty bitch "

Haha moi... I'd suggest it's you that's the mucky mare a growler each to their own... But with Mushy Peas! Ffs!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?in Yorkshire a growler is slang for a pork pie

That's a new one on me. Any reason why ?In Yorkshire, artisan pork pies are known as Growlers, however, a Growler in Lancashire is a generic meat pie, and not a pork pie. An annual competition is held in April at The Old Bridge Inn, Ripponden, Yorkshire to find the best pork pie

Ha and her was me thinking a growler was a cunt! Dirty bitch

Haha moi... I'd suggest it's you that's the mucky mare a growler each to their own... But with Mushy Peas! Ffs! "
Farty sex at its best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show us your growler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you only have a pork pie in a ploughmans ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?in Yorkshire a growler is slang for a pork pie

That's a new one on me. Any reason why ?In Yorkshire, artisan pork pies are known as Growlers, however, a Growler in Lancashire is a generic meat pie, and not a pork pie. An annual competition is held in April at The Old Bridge Inn, Ripponden, Yorkshire to find the best pork pie

Ha and her was me thinking a growler was a cunt! Dirty bitch

Haha moi... I'd suggest it's you that's the mucky mare a growler each to their own... But with Mushy Peas! Ffs! Farty sex at its best. "

Aye n pray there's no mushy pea follow through.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?in Yorkshire a growler is slang for a pork pie

That's a new one on me. Any reason why ?In Yorkshire, artisan pork pies are known as Growlers, however, a Growler in Lancashire is a generic meat pie, and not a pork pie. An annual competition is held in April at The Old Bridge Inn, Ripponden, Yorkshire to find the best pork pie

Ha and her was me thinking a growler was a cunt! Dirty bitch

Haha moi... I'd suggest it's you that's the mucky mare a growler each to their own... But with Mushy Peas! Ffs! Farty sex at its best.

Aye n pray there's no mushy pea follow through. "
ah mushy peas,otherwise known as thunderfruit

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Surely you only have a pork pie in a ploughmans ?"
Hell no!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Does this thread feature Jaffa Cakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tina it's about growlers

Or pork pies or cunts or both... Fecked if I know, but I'm offskies, that feme woman brings out the worst in me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did pork pies enter the thread ?in Yorkshire a growler is slang for a pork pie

That's a new one on me. Any reason why ?In Yorkshire, artisan pork pies are known as Growlers, however, a Growler in Lancashire is a generic meat pie, and not a pork pie. An annual competition is held in April at The Old Bridge Inn, Ripponden, Yorkshire to find the best pork pie

Ha and her was me thinking a growler was a cunt! Dirty bitch

Haha moi... I'd suggest it's you that's the mucky mare a growler each to their own... But with Mushy Peas! Ffs! Farty sex at its best.

Aye n pray there's no mushy pea follow through. ah mushy peas,otherwise known as thunderfruit"

Eeeeek!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Tina it's about growlers

Or pork pies or cunts or both... Fecked if I know, but I'm offskies, that feme woman brings out the worst in me. "
Don't blame me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tina it's about growlers

Or pork pies or cunts or both... Fecked if I know, but I'm offskies, that feme woman brings out the worst in me. "

Tis my dog actually lol

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By *lit_Eastw00dMan
over a year ago

manchester

So who's growler ate a pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tina it's about growlers

Or pork pies or cunts or both... Fecked if I know, but I'm offskies, that feme woman brings out the worst in me. Don't blame me! "

always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so bloody lost i just gave myself a blow job on the way back, A growler is a red Fanny so whats with the mushy peas is it a code for some kind of VD?

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's growler ate a pie"

Melton! Though the two don't really mix well.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm so bloody lost i just gave myself a blow job on the way back, A growler is a red Fanny so whats with the mushy peas is it a code for some kind of VD?

Gimp"
Have you lost the ability to read then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork Pie, Mushy Peas and Copious Mint Sauce = VD

Volumptuos Dinner.

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over a year ago

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