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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently in the next few weeks, vacuum cleaners more powerful than 1600w will be banned in an effort to assist global reduction in emissions.

As a fab "swinger" what do you think you can do to stop the polar ice caps melting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all.

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Manual vibraters?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Manual vibraters?"
You mean men. ..crikey there's a sexual revolution about to happen

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"Manual vibraters?"

Penises?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Fuck all. "

nice...you should work for the Chinese government

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petition the government to stop underwater and land nuclear testing and dumping Uranium into the ocean.

Seriously, you want is to use "energy saving" light bulbs when this shit is going on

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Manual vibraters?

Penises?"

Manual suggests it will be hands.

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By *utzzCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

So they're going all out for fracking & burning even more fossil fuels yet we can't have a powerful Hoover anymore? It's a fucked up muddled up world we live in

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


" Apparently in the next few weeks, vacuum cleaners more powerful than 1600w will be banned in an effort to assist global reduction in emissions.

As a fab "swinger" what do you think you can do to stop the polar ice caps melting?"

What about hair dryers?

There's no way I'm turning mine in!!

Would it help if we all left our freezer doors open to cool the planet down?

A

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Get the free plug that turns things off. It all helps and reduces your bills.

You will shortly be introduced to Gaz and Leccy, two very annoying cartoon characters who will tell you of the virtues of compulsory meters.

I help reduce my heating bills by finding someone warm and snuggling into them.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Nowt

Dont care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously, how come we rarely hear of overall population control?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Seriously, how come we rarely hear of overall population control?

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What , knocking off the oldies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Seriously, how come we rarely hear of overall population control?

What , knocking off the oldies ?"

Well, not knocking off as such but maybe more natural thinning out. It does seem a little unfair to focus only at the starting end.

Can you, anyone, imagine what life would be like if all cancers were cured/eliminated and we all lived to be 120?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"So they're going all out for fracking & burning even more fossil fuels yet we can't have a powerful Hoover anymore? It's a fucked up muddled up world we live in "
said my lola

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


" Apparently in the next few weeks, vacuum cleaners more powerful than 1600w will be banned in an effort to assist global reduction in emissions.

As a fab "swinger" what do you think you can do to stop the polar ice caps melting?"

I sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay cos it was just collecting dust lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Apparently in the next few weeks, vacuum cleaners more powerful than 1600w will be banned in an effort to assist global reduction in emissions.

As a fab "swinger" what do you think you can do to stop the polar ice caps melting?

I sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay cos it was just collecting dust lol"

That's 4 times that joke has been told on the forums today, what is going on??

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton


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Seriously, how come we rarely hear of overall population control?

What , knocking off the oldies ?

Well, not knocking off as such but maybe more natural thinning out. It does seem a little unfair to focus only at the starting end.

Can you, anyone, imagine what life would be like if all cancers were cured/eliminated and we all lived to be 120?

"

Maybe Logan's Run had something going for it after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Seriously, how come we rarely hear of overall population control?

What , knocking off the oldies ?

Well, not knocking off as such but maybe more natural thinning out. It does seem a little unfair to focus only at the starting end.

Can you, anyone, imagine what life would be like if all cancers were cured/eliminated and we all lived to be 120?

"

I agree in a way, I work with a lot of elderly people who are literally wasting away in a bed as they are no longer capable of movement, they cannot eat so are fed liquidised food, and have every aspect of personal care done for them. I for one do not want to end my life like that suffering in agony for months, sometimes years and I strongly believe that euthanasia should be considered. I've know people who have given up and want nothing more than to die in peace but it is technically "abuse" to let them starve themselves so the doctors go all out to preserve this persons life and force them to remain here so that the process is even more drawn out! It's awful sometimes x

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I totally agree with that. We put animals out of their misery when they're poorly and have no quality of life. I don't want to see out my days in some nursing home pissing and dribbling thank you very much. I'm opting out before that if my marbles allow.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

On a cheerier note... they'll have to fight me for Henry!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the matter of the suction power of a hoover, it gets worse.

The 1600w maximum power is gonna be reduced further to 900w by 1 Sept 2017.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Edible condoms or Biodegradable ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Apparently in the next few weeks, vacuum cleaners more powerful than 1600w will be banned in an effort to assist global reduction in emissions.

As a fab "swinger" what do you think you can do to stop the polar ice caps melting?"

They are reducing the wattage in vibrators in 2017

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Seriously, how come we rarely hear of overall population control?

What , knocking off the oldies ?"

They could set up oap coconut shies (sic?). Roll up, roll up!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


" Apparently in the next few weeks, vacuum cleaners more powerful than 1600w will be banned in an effort to assist global reduction in emissions.

As a fab "swinger" what do you think you can do to stop the polar ice caps melting?

They are reducing the wattage in vibrators in 2017 "

*panic buys bullets*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Seriously, how come we rarely hear of overall population control?

What , knocking off the oldies ?

Well, not knocking off as such but maybe more natural thinning out. It does seem a little unfair to focus only at the starting end.

Can you, anyone, imagine what life would be like if all cancers were cured/eliminated and we all lived to be 120?

I agree in a way, I work with a lot of elderly people who are literally wasting away in a bed as they are no longer capable of movement, they cannot eat so are fed liquidised food, and have every aspect of personal care done for them. I for one do not want to end my life like that suffering in agony for months, sometimes years and I strongly believe that euthanasia should be considered. I've know people who have given up and want nothing more than to die in peace but it is technically "abuse" to let them starve themselves so the doctors go all out to preserve this persons life and force them to remain here so that the process is even more drawn out! It's awful sometimes x "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Fuck all. "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well for a start I am going to stop vacuum cleaning the North Pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So they're going all out for fracking & burning even more fossil fuels yet we can't have a powerful Hoover anymore? It's a fucked up muddled up world we live in "

It sure is, I'm very unsure about fracking! Seems to be a lot of minuses to the process to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame the Conservatives

Gimp

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


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Seriously, how come we rarely hear of overall population control?

"

I do my bit by murdering literally billions of spermatozoa at every available opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Seriously, how come we rarely hear of overall population control?

What , knocking off the oldies ?"

No! One baby per young couple. Oldies don't breed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's going to do fuck all to stop the reduction of the polar ice caps.....mainly because they're getting bigger again!

If governments want to reduce pollution/greenhouse gases they should be speaking to countries like China and India...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's going to do fuck all to stop the reduction of the polar ice caps.....mainly because they're getting bigger again!

If governments want to reduce pollution/greenhouse gases they should be speaking to countries like China and India..."

China and India say the West polluted like hell for over 100 years. Why should they have to stop now it is their turn?

Why are we bothered anyway? Global warming is a self solving problem. It will not destroy the planet just make it uninhabitable for humans.

Humans pollute, planet becomes too hostile for humans and they die out. Humans stop polluting and the planet cools. Cockroaches and dolphins take over.

All species come to an end sometime why shouldn't we be the first to choose when it happens instead of leaving it to chance?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


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China and India say the West polluted like hell for over 100 years. Why should they have to stop now it is their turn? "

We don't take it in turns to pollute the atmosphere. During the industrial revolution we didn't have the knowledge or the technology that we do now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As someone said, the ice caps are growing again, so how does that work? Nothing that man does will affect the climate, its just nature and has always changed. What happenned to the hole in the ozone layer? Oh ye, apparently that grew back too. Its all about finding a way to tax us more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

China and India say the West polluted like hell for over 100 years. Why should they have to stop now it is their turn?

We don't take it in turns to pollute the atmosphere. During the industrial revolution we didn't have the knowledge or the technology that we do now. "

Who said we don't take turns? The west? Not China and India.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Seriously, how come we rarely hear of overall population control?

What , knocking off the oldies ?

No! One baby per young couple. Oldies don't breed. "

Can middle aged couples have two baby's , and if you are still fertile in later life are you entitled to try for another ?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


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Seriously, how come we rarely hear of overall population control?

What , knocking off the oldies ?

No! One baby per young couple. Oldies don't breed. "

Old women don't, true. Old men do, so maybe we should cull them.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


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China and India say the West polluted like hell for over 100 years. Why should they have to stop now it is their turn?

We don't take it in turns to pollute the atmosphere. During the industrial revolution we didn't have the knowledge or the technology that we do now.

Who said we don't take turns? The west? Not China and India. "

Ok then, the whole of the planet that we call Earth is becoming more populated by the second. Each and every continent bar Antarctica is polluting the atmosphere. The Indian Chinese region is amongst the most populated region on Earth and therefore it stands to reason that they will be contributing to the problem more than most. It's hardly a case of taking turns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Old women don't, true. Old men do, so maybe we should cull them. "

I know a couple of old fathers, think they would welcome the chance to escape the hell they created

Their words say "it's great, keeps you fit" their eyes say kill me, kill me now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Seriously, how come we rarely hear of overall population control?

What , knocking off the oldies ?

No! One baby per young couple. Oldies don't breed.

Old women don't, true. Old men do, so maybe we should cull them. "

We already have more over 60s than under 20s and that is set to get bigger. Who is going to pay my pension and wipe my Arse?

Sorry to see the OP has gone UNLOS. I like buoy.

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

I don't believe in all this hype about global warming only due to pollution. Yes, the earth maybe heating up, but I believe it's due to the natural weather cycle of the earth. We've had several ice ages (glaciations) and tropical ages (intereglaciations) throughout earth's history, and this is no different. It's the government trying to get us all to recycle and to reduce our power outage - not that I'm against doing it though.

BTW, what's it with people posting threads and then leaving the site within hours??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Sorry to see the OP has gone UNLOS. I like buoy."

Perhaps the cull has begun

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't believe in all this hype about global warming only due to pollution. Yes, the earth maybe heating up, but I believe it's due to the natural weather cycle of the earth. We've had several ice ages (glaciations) and tropical ages (intereglaciations) throughout earth's history, and this is no different. It's the government trying to get us all to recycle and to reduce our power outage - not that I'm against doing it though.

BTW, what's it with people posting threads and then leaving the site within hours?? "

He was here for a while before going UNLOS.

Reuse/recycling and reducing energy aren't the same as addressing climate change.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I think the whole idea sucks !!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

As the OP has now gone UNLOS, maybe they got sucked up by a giant Dyson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Seriously, how come we rarely hear of overall population control?

What , knocking off the oldies ?

No! One baby per young couple. Oldies don't breed.

Old women don't, true. Old men do, so maybe we should cull them. "

Hrm??? Hope you never get appointed Minister for the Elderly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

China and India say the West polluted like hell for over 100 years. Why should they have to stop now it is their turn?

We don't take it in turns to pollute the atmosphere. During the industrial revolution we didn't have the knowledge or the technology that we do now.

Who said we don't take turns? The west? Not China and India.

Ok then, the whole of the planet that we call Earth is becoming more populated by the second. Each and every continent bar Antarctica is polluting the atmosphere. The Indian Chinese region is amongst the most populated region on Earth and therefore it stands to reason that they will be contributing to the problem more than most. It's hardly a case of taking turns. "

Their industry makes little or no effort to limit green house gasses etc. They may in time but when will be hard to predict.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most ski-resorts utilise snow blowers, water is piped to them and blown out as to "snow".

The Artic is very windy and very wet. So why not just build a bloody great big "Windmill" snow blower , or 100's of em, suck up the ocean from below and blow it out as snow onto the existing ice floes?

Simple.

Or alternatively, for those "greenies" who would deny us energy, feel free to attach a giant hamster wheel to the windmill and do your bit.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

they should increase the wattage and kill off a few of the population lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they should increase the wattage and kill off a few of the population lol"

Loosen the brown wire a little?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"

Seriously, how come we rarely hear of overall population control?

What , knocking off the oldies ?

Well, not knocking off as such but maybe more natural thinning out. It does seem a little unfair to focus only at the starting end.

Can you, anyone, imagine what life would be like if all cancers were cured/eliminated and we all lived to be 120?

"

yep. ... That's what is already happening. .. and why do many people are living longer only to develop dementia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look, it is simple. Global warming will kill off people until those left have stopped polluting. We don't need 9 billion humans on earth. 1 or 2 is more than enough. Then we can all start again.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Just when is the EU going to get the message and stop poking its nose in where its not wanted?

This stupid new hoover law has come from the EU, how many more people need to vote UKIP in the UK and for the National front in France before Brussels get the message?

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I was going to say we shud shag more and turn off the heating but all that energy we wud be using has to come from somewhere so we wud be eating more farting cattle and transporting more food to feed us so it wud balance out

be fun tho

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