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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I need to book myself in at the vets. I'm rapidly turning into a dirty old woman lusting after the young hot male bodies on here!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You know you'll end up humping the cushions if you get done.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I think I need to book myself in at the vets. I'm rapidly turning into a dirty old woman lusting after the young hot male bodies on here!!"

Nooooooo don't do it its so much more fun Lusting

They'll only put a cone of shame on you anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know you'll end up humping the cushions if you get done.

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What do you mean end up? My soft furnishings are in tatters! Dreading when the postman arrives in the morning!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you'll end up humping the cushions if you get done.

What do you mean end up? My soft furnishings are in tatters! Dreading when the postman arrives in the morning!!!"

Husband, "has the postman come yet".

Wife, "no darling but his breathings getting heavier".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you'll end up humping the cushions if you get done.

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I had a male cat that used to hump my Tigger toy! It was very off putting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I need to book myself in at the vets. I'm rapidly turning into a dirty old woman lusting after the young hot male bodies on here!!"

Sounds like perfectly normal behaviour to me

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"You know you'll end up humping the cushions if you get done.

What do you mean end up? My soft furnishings are in tatters! Dreading when the postman arrives in the morning!!!"

Now, where did I put my famous pillow fancy dress outfit?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You know you'll end up humping the cushions if you get done.

What do you mean end up? My soft furnishings are in tatters! Dreading when the postman arrives in the morning!!!

Now, where did I put my famous pillow fancy dress outfit?"

You dress up as a pillow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"You dress up as a pillow?"

I do now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know you'll end up humping the cushions if you get done.

What do you mean end up? My soft furnishings are in tatters! Dreading when the postman arrives in the morning!!!

Now, where did I put my famous pillow fancy dress outfit?"

Funny especially as you opted for pillow and not postman!!x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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You need wink young man, I blame you!!xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

We need to get some string to distract you. Tie a box of Jaffa cakes to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need to get some string to distract you. Tie a box of Jaffa cakes to it "

To what?x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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You need wink young man, I blame you!!xx"

You came on to me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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You need wink young man, I blame you!!xx

You came on to me x"

ok i admit it i did but you are welcome to come all over me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could I resist x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How could I resist x"

Shall we go somewhere a little more private, like your undercrackers!!xx

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