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Spiders!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just ran out of the living room after one scuttled across the floor........i now have a hammer close to hand.......but wonder if it's safe to go back in and lamp it one....or is it doing what I expect....sharpening it's teeth, while it lays in wait to get me

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I hate the little buggers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our maggie (the cat) brought one down from the loft a couple of weeks ago, the bloody thing was huge, had a tattoo on one of its legs saying "Popeye is a wimp"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"our maggie (the cat) brought one down from the loft a couple of weeks ago, the bloody thing was huge, had a tattoo on one of its legs saying "Popeye is a wimp" "

think I have it's cousins here!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i believe you do going from the stories, our cats have deffo come from the same gene pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i believe you do going from the stories, our cats have deffo come from the same gene pool "

ssssshhhhhhh.....penny asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

WAKE UP PENNY!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i believe you do going from the stories, our cats have deffo come from the same gene pool

ssssshhhhhhh.....penny asleep "

not sleeping, if anything like maggie, its one eye open at all times lol, so when you walk past/go to stroke her, she rips ya hand off or just jumps at your leg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a feral cat here......loves killing rabbits....mice....rats....birds...postmen....anything really

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Penny beat him up last night......fur flying everywhere!!!

and HPC.....it didn't hear you

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PHEW!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penny's awake now Stu...... I called her on the catphone in the catcave........ she's tooling up to go get the spiders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you give ritalin to cats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Penny's awake now Stu...... I called her on the catphone in the catcave........ she's tooling up to go get the spiders! "

if she gets rid of the spiders....she can stay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can you give ritalin to cats?"

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now there's an idea

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

have an image of a spider giving head to a lovely smooth moist pussy... num num num

I bet that little popeye guy with all those tingling legs would be a real lady pleaser? hum...

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over a year ago

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton


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sorry my mind gets horny than me sometimes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just ran out of the living room after one scuttled across the floor........i now have a hammer close to hand.......but wonder if it's safe to go back in and lamp it one....or is it doing what I expect....sharpening it's teeth, while it lays in wait to get me

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I hate the little buggers!!!"

jaysus, the ones i get could feed a family of four.

i had a workman pulling up a floorboard the other day, he quickly put it back after spotting a spider which was "best left undisturbed" as it was likely "as old as the house" which was built in the 1860's.

i've had one so big, that i got a hoover to it and it's legs were glued to the ceiling against the force of suction...took a wee few seconds for it to loosen it's hold.

but whatever the size of them...you will always be bigger and scarier!

you wuss!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Anyone got one of those spider friendly catchers?

My mum has one and she caught a big one off the ceiling,opened the catcher by accident and it fell on her head

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton


"Anyone got one of those spider friendly catchers?

My mum has one and she caught a big one off the ceiling,opened the catcher by accident and it fell on her head "

must of been one mighty spider to of but your mum off balance if she then fell over onto her head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just ran out of the living room after one scuttled across the floor........i now have a hammer close to hand.......but wonder if it's safe to go back in and lamp it one....or is it doing what I expect....sharpening it's teeth, while it lays in wait to get me

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I hate the little buggers!!!"

Throw ya conkers at um

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya bunch a pussys lol

I want a tarantula but certain peeps wont let me ave one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont mind spiders as they are easy enough to move outside, but what i do find a problem with is days like today where i have a little snoozy on the lounger in the garden and am woken by a 3 inch long hornet landing on my inner thigh, which from the sound i had first mistaken for a harley davidson or a CH-47 Chinook, needless to say for a couple of seconds i reverted back to being a 5 year old girl and went from static to almost summersaulting onto my arse and swinging wildly at it with a bbq tool.... it may have won this battle but the war rages on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao

I have a lovely picture of that in my head now

someone should have filmed it and stuck it on "you,ve been framed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

masculinity was just non existant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont mind spiders as they are easy enough to move outside, but what i do find a problem with is days like today where i have a little snoozy on the lounger in the garden and am woken by a 3 inch long hornet landing on my inner thigh, which from the sound i had first mistaken for a harley davidson or a CH-47 Chinook, needless to say for a couple of seconds i reverted back to being a 5 year old girl and went from static to almost summersaulting onto my arse and swinging wildly at it with a bbq tool.... it may have won this battle but the war rages on.... "

Did I read this right? Are you saying you used to be a girl?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I quite like the occasional spider around the place… they help keep the other nasties at bay, such as earwigs .... and I really HATE earwigs!

However, this year there seems to be fecking hundreds of little jumpy spiders in the garden…. so I have to admit to taking a chef’s touch to a few hatching nests.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

ooops... I meant 'torch'.... not a light seasoning and garnish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like em- the cats don't, and unfortunately, that means the dogs don't either- anyhting that annoys the kitties sets the rottie off- she'll eat ANYTHING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont mind spiders as they are easy enough to move outside, but what i do find a problem with is days like today where i have a little snoozy on the lounger in the garden and am woken by a 3 inch long hornet landing on my inner thigh, which from the sound i had first mistaken for a harley davidson or a CH-47 Chinook, needless to say for a couple of seconds i reverted back to being a 5 year old girl and went from static to almost summersaulting onto my arse and swinging wildly at it with a bbq tool.... it may have won this battle but the war rages on....

Did I read this right? Are you saying you used to be a girl? "

fair point i kind wrote that wrong, just meant i looked like one, pretty sure ive always been a guy lol

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