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Would you lot stop posting and distracting me?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I need to clean my house and then titivate myself for this evening.

I also have to keep a couple of builders supplied with tea, which is no mean feat!

I've faaar too much to do and I'm on here wasting time.

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Tea 1 sugar, stirred anticlockwise while you're up please

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Tea 1 sugar, stirred anticlockwise while you're up please"

Sure, if you get over here and assist with the building work

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

A swipe with a damp flannel is usually sufficient for me. What else needs doing?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"A swipe with a damp flannel is usually sufficient for me. What else needs doing?"

Sort out my fingernails, sort out my chipped toe nail varnish, ensure I am suitably de-haired. Wash my hair. Decide what to wear.

Plus the house cleaning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have builders in then surely it is a fruitless task cleaning!!!.

Just stay on here

Got any biscuits with that tea please

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"If you have builders in then surely it is a fruitless task cleaning!!!.

Just stay on here

Got any biscuits with that tea please "

The builders are working outside today.

With two long-haired cats the cleaning is essential.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should get something done too but it's my day off and I'm not even going to get dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should get something done too but it's my day off and I'm not even going to get dressed "

Watch you don't get a chill then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should get something done too but it's my day off and I'm not even going to get dressed

Watch you don't get a chill then. "

I may need warming up later

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Doing anything nice tonight?

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton


"With two long-haired cats the cleaning is essential."

Why are they fussy about their house then?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"With two long-haired cats the cleaning is essential.

Why are they fussy about their house then? "

No, but I prefer everything not be upholstered in a foot of cream fur!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Doing anything nice tonight? "

I do hope so.

Though I may be on here moaning about no-shows and timewasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A swipe with a damp flannel is usually sufficient for me. What else needs doing?"

Are we still talking housework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two dogs and a cat whose lodging with them, I went downstairs to see

all three of them snoozing on my white sofa, now patterned with delicate little dirty paw-prints.

Housework? I've handle mine with a sweeping glance today.

You take a day off to titivate and converse with us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Builders eh,

Wonder if they've been in your panty draw while you were out. My mind is like a sewer isn't it ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Builders eh,

Wonder if they've been in your panty draw while you were out. My mind is like a sewer isn't it ?

"

Panty drawer? VV has a lingerie boutique, no mere drawer for her.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Ok dress in PVC, spray water over your self, then roll over the floor and furniture, thus collecting all the hair, now add a tail and ears to your costume and your dressed as a kitty cat.

Two jobs sorted .,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this *housework* you ladies speak of?

Is it similar to shovelling the dust up once in a while?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Ok dress in PVC, spray water over your self, then roll over the floor and furniture, thus collecting all the hair, now add a tail and ears to your costume and your dressed as a kitty cat.

Two jobs sorted ., "

Haha! Brilliant!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Builders eh,

Wonder if they've been in your panty draw while you were out. My mind is like a sewer isn't it ?

Panty drawer? VV has a lingerie boutique, no mere drawer for her.

"

Yeah and none of it flipping fits me!

I'm uuhming and ahhhing over a new babydoll, similar to the one I have but in red.

Red isn't really my colour but nice lingerie in my size is difficult to find.

It is £40, which is good... but still £40 I shouldn't be spending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SQUIRREL!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea 1 sugar, stirred anticlockwise while you're up please

Sure, if you get over here and assist with the building work "
mmmm watching u working would be sight to see

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Tea 1 sugar, stirred anticlockwise while you're up please

Sure, if you get over here and assist with the building work mmmm watching u working would be sight to see"

I'm not working. I'm making the tea, that's all.

Why would I have builders here if I was going to do the work myself?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Builders eh,

Wonder if they've been in your panty draw while you were out. My mind is like a sewer isn't it ?

Panty drawer? VV has a lingerie boutique, no mere drawer for her.

Yeah and none of it flipping fits me!

I'm uuhming and ahhhing over a new babydoll, similar to the one I have but in red.

Red isn't really my colour but nice lingerie in my size is difficult to find.

It is £40, which is good... but still £40 I shouldn't be spending. "

Don't do it!........ says the woman who has just bought another skirt.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Tea 1 sugar, stirred anticlockwise while you're up please

Sure, if you get over here and assist with the building work mmmm watching u working would be sight to see

I'm not working. I'm making the tea, that's all.

Why would I have builders here if I was going to do the work myself? "

I do loves ya VV.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Tea 1 sugar, stirred anticlockwise while you're up please

Sure, if you get over here and assist with the building work mmmm watching u working would be sight to see

I'm not working. I'm making the tea, that's all.

Why would I have builders here if I was going to do the work myself?

I do loves ya VV."

Good thing someone does!

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