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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just wanted to announce that for an entire week, I shall neither be posting pics of nor mentioning the size of my penis, thankyou and good morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fail..you just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wanted to announce that for an entire week, I shall neither be posting pics of nor mentioning the size of my penis, thankyou and good morning "
hahahahahaha yea right!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fail..you just did "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wanted to announce that for an entire week, I shall neither be posting pics of nor mentioning the size of my penis, thankyou and good morning "
can you add on to that... No who do you want to fuck threads too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just wanted to announce that for an entire week, I shall neither be posting pics of nor mentioning the size of my penis, thankyou and good morning can you add on to that... No who do you want to fuck threads too "

You don't want much do you?

Anyway yes I'm aware of the catch 22 irony of mentioning my cock in order to say that I won't mention my cock, BUT IN ORDER to make that announcement I do have to mention my cock at some point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wanted to announce that for an entire week, I shall neither be posting pics of nor mentioning the size of my penis, thankyou and good morning can you add on to that... No who do you want to fuck threads too

You don't want much do you?

Anyway yes I'm aware of the catch 22 irony of mentioning my cock in order to say that I won't mention my cock, BUT IN ORDER to make that announcement I do have to mention my cock at some point."
you've mentioned the work COCK 4 times already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its your cock so you are entitled to do whatever you want with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just wanted to announce that for an entire week, I shall neither be posting pics of nor mentioning the size of my penis, thankyou and good morning can you add on to that... No who do you want to fuck threads too

You don't want much do you?

Anyway yes I'm aware of the catch 22 irony of mentioning my cock in order to say that I won't mention my cock, BUT IN ORDER to make that announcement I do have to mention my cock at some point. you've mentioned the work COCK 4 times already! "

Alright then, for the remainder of this thread I shall refer to it as my rooster

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I just wanted to announce that for an entire week, I shall neither be posting pics of nor mentioning the size of my penis, thankyou and good morning can you add on to that... No who do you want to fuck threads too

You don't want much do you?

Anyway yes I'm aware of the catch 22 irony of mentioning my cock in order to say that I won't mention my cock, BUT IN ORDER to make that announcement I do have to mention my cock at some point. you've mentioned the work COCK 4 times already!

Alright then, for the remainder of this thread I shall refer to it as my rooster "

We were lead to believe you wouldn't be mentioning it at all.

I'm calling the Advertising Standards people.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Mind you, to be fair, I don't think you mentioned which week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wanted to announce that for an entire week, I shall neither be posting pics of nor mentioning the size of my penis, thankyou and good morning can you add on to that... No who do you want to fuck threads too

You don't want much do you?

Anyway yes I'm aware of the catch 22 irony of mentioning my cock in order to say that I won't mention my cock, BUT IN ORDER to make that announcement I do have to mention my cock at some point. you've mentioned the work COCK 4 times already!

Alright then, for the remainder of this thread I shall refer to it as my rooster "
that's not allowed either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just wanted to announce that for an entire week, I shall neither be posting pics of nor mentioning the size of my penis, thankyou and good morning can you add on to that... No who do you want to fuck threads too

You don't want much do you?

Anyway yes I'm aware of the catch 22 irony of mentioning my cock in order to say that I won't mention my cock, BUT IN ORDER to make that announcement I do have to mention my cock at some point. you've mentioned the work COCK 4 times already!

Alright then, for the remainder of this thread I shall refer to it as my rooster that's not allowed either "

Sigh, well, do come check out my profile sometime, I think you will find it's quite free of that 'organ of which I do not speak for a week', so much so in fact, that if I were to enter a 'who's got the most male genital free profile' competition, I'd be in with a shot at winning - my profile literally features NO PICS of my genitals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/08/14 11:42:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally think this is a bad bad idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have some more of your how you like to have sex posts please. I like them

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Well that's just put a downer on my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its your cock so you are entitled to do whatever you want with it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we have some more of your how you like to have sex posts please. I like them "

I have to feel suitably aroused and inspired to write that way, my sexual analogies come straight from the heart (and loins).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its your cock so you are entitled to do whatever you want with it "

Thats not what the judge said.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's it going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How's it going?"

Five days thus far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done

Do you feel refreshed and lighter being cock free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well done

Do you feel refreshed and lighter being cock free "

Well, my profile viewing ratios have improved somewhat, ie more women and couples compared to single males, but the overall numbers have dropped hugely.

But don't I have a nice smile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I managed an entire week, now I can talk about my awesome cock again - isn't it amazing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I managed an entire week, now I can talk about my awesome cock again - isn't it amazing? "

Oooh I didn't realise it was you. Thought it was a newbie.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Unleash the beast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I managed an entire week, now I can talk about my awesome cock again - isn't it amazing?

Oooh I didn't realise it was you. Thought it was a newbie. "

Were you surprised by my week long line in witty banter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I managed an entire week, now I can talk about my awesome cock again - isn't it amazing?

Oooh I didn't realise it was you. Thought it was a newbie.

Were you surprised by my week long line in witty banter?"

It was amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I managed an entire week, now I can talk about my awesome cock again - isn't it amazing? "

ah a little double entendre there brain

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Well I managed an entire week, now I can talk about my awesome cock again - isn't it amazing?

Oooh I didn't realise it was you. Thought it was a newbie. "

I'm thought it was David Coulthard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I managed an entire week, now I can talk about my awesome cock again - isn't it amazing?

ah a little double entendre there brain "

I think it's quite clear that I was alluding to the fact of how amazing my cock is

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