FabSwingers.com forum: Funny Sayings and phrases

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all use them but what is the best one you have heard recently.

Mine was ' i was sweating like a blind lesbian in a wet fish shop'

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"We all use them but what is the best one you have heard recently.

Mine was ' i was sweating like a blind lesbian in a wet fish shop'"

yeuk the image in my head wont go away!

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By *ewexperience83Couple
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

My husband recently used the phrase 'you need to pop your duck? Or words to that effect it left me baffled lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When all's said and done, at the end of the day it's as broad as it is wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my fave sayings (generally only used during the summer) is:

The last time I saw legs like that, they were dangling from a nest

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By *oomar1Man
over a year ago

Stalybridge

Is as likely as finding rocking horse shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes longer to get up north, the slow way.

No idea what it means but it's a favourite of my dads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

!! You make a better door than a window!!! Never used to understand what my dad was going on about

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

could not hit a cows arse with a banjo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to mix mine up, like "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it" or "There's plenty more fish in the ball game"

Always gives people a double-take.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I tend to say like a rat up a drain pipe quite often

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

It's not rocket surgery ......

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

not a whore in the house washed and a street full of d*unken sailors(get a move on)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can take a horse to water, but you can't make it walk on it

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

seen more fat on a chip

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By *inCity BluesMan
over a year ago

London

When the boxer Brian London was fined by the Board of Control for an unsanctioned world title fight, he shrugged and told reporters "I'm just a prawn in the game".

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

You're a long time dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen more fat on a butchers pencil

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

All to one side, like Gourock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My mouth is as dry as ghandis flip flop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one said to me in my skinny days... 'you'd have to run round in the shower to get wet'

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

slip her the crippler!

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"!! You make a better door than a window!!! Never used to understand what my dad was going on about

I hear that a lot. Usually when I'm stood in the way...x

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

It's all shots and Giggles till someone giggles and shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its nice day for sailing

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

*shit not shot bloody phone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna punch you so many times you'll think you're surrounded.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"My husband recently used the phrase 'you need to pop your duck? Or words to that effect it left me baffled lol"

One usually breaks a duck or pops a cherry

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

As dry as a Nun's crutch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can take a horse to water, but you can't make it walk on it

or you can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks black over Bill's mothers - something my ex used to say when the rain clouds came rolling in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king

Well I'll go t foot of our stairs, and old Yorkshire saying, baffled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlies dead . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a long time lookin at the lid" (enjoy yourself NOW!)

No pockets in a shroud (dont be stingy you cant take it with you)

All fur coat and no knickers (Posh at first glance but dirt poor and trying not to show it)

More chins than a Hong Kong phone book (in more erm rotund days) OR

Got a belly like a chip shop Buddha/poison pup

Never trust a man with testicles (from gran..smart woman)

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"It looks black over Bill's mothers - something my ex used to say when the rain clouds came rolling in. "

My dad says that and I have never heard any one else ever say it, I am amazed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It looks black over Bill's mothers - something my ex used to say when the rain clouds came rolling in. "

That's so odd I heard that saying for the first time about 4 hours ago and now I read it in here lol x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"My husband recently used the phrase 'you need to pop your duck? Or words to that effect it left me baffled lol

One usually breaks a duck or pops a cherry

And a duck is used in cricket for someone who doesn't score anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is I could sleep on a galloping hedgehog

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Cheer up .... Worse things happen at sea"

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By *teveeb46Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

I'm always in the shit....just the depth that alters

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

We'll work til dark if it stays light enough

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

He'll never work as long as he has a hole in his arse..... What my ex mother in law used to say about my ex haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum used to say to me when i was a kid....

" If you fall of that wall and break both your legs , dont come running to me " !

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By *teveeb46Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Saw this in a public toilet quite amused me "Same old place, Same old capper, Tons of shit and no fucking paper"

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

That's a different kettle of haddock entirely.

She's nae a b_nny haddock.

Couldn't hit the bottom of a lake if you were standing on it.

Can only piss with the cock you've got.

As mad as a box of frogs.

Who'd have thunk it? (Sarcasm)

How do you even manage to tie your shoes? (exceptionally stupid)

Are your eyes/ears painted on?

If I wanted your opinion I'd have given you it.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

A gentleman is a patient wolf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm famous for turning my sayings around...

The court is in your ball! (Once said quite seriously only to raise my eyes to the sky and burst out laughing lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your more use than a Chocolate fireguard.

Its not rocket science.

I will see you when I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several expressions for people with bad teeth!

1) Teeth like a Ferrari gearbox

2) Teeth like a vandalised cemetery

3) Teeth like a witch doctors necklace

To be rotated regularly!

I also love "She had a fanny like Terry Waites allotment" to describe a lady who hasn't done her lady admin

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By *heSidesCouple
over a year ago

Ulverston

Sweating like a weight watcher in a cake shop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a duck with one leg swim in circles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if the wind changes you'll be left with that face"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever floats your boat.

Heard a brilliant one in a movie once. Think it was Blade.

'some mother f***ers always trying to ice skate up hill'

I quite often quote Black Adder - there were some brilliant ones in there.

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